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720 No. 720 hide quickreply [Reply]
Hello, fubots. What music makes you go buzzz?

http://soundcloud.com/aylen/zedd-ft-foxes-clarity-aylen
>> No. 721
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_aiuMIC1Hg
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>> No. 722
tiny v8 motor hidden in small compartment just under wings
>> No. 731
Brzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgH9UwlQ374


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621 No. 621 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Beehave, beeople
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>> No. 631
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631
oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear!
>> No. 632
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632
is it.. is it safe now?
>> No. 633
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633
>>632
for you, nothing will ever be safe again
>> No. 692
Some sort of Matchbox song invovles songs. That's right mother fuckers, invovles. They don't even sing right. They misspell the lyrics they sing.
>> No. 729
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729
MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT


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704 No. 704 hide quickreply [Reply]
FOLLOW UR DREAMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>> No. 705
I can't they are illegal
>> No. 706
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706
If you want to be liek a bee
you gots to buzz liek a bee
othehrwise, you jus a bug.
Dont'e let the whiet man keep u down


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491 No. 491 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
maple maple butter naple
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>> No. 674
thkought this was b ans was liike why is everything so retaarded?
>> No. 677
>>674
but we all are b
why you confuse me so much
maybe this is love?
>> No. 691
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691
rude
>> No. 694
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694
rude
>> No. 698
where the table
butter without nipple
a was her maple


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681 No. 681 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Camouflage Thread
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>> No. 683
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683
rude
>> No. 684
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684
nude
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685
poo'd
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الموت لجميع النحل! تدمير خلية نحل! عاشت المقاومة! لا إله إلا الله والدب بو رسول الله! سبحان الله! الموت للملكة!

(USER LIKES JAM ON THEIR TOAST)
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690
Mama seh mama saw ma-ma koo sa
Mama seh mama saw ma-ma koo sa
Mama seh mama saw ma-ma koo sa
Mama seh mama saw ma-ma koo sa


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679 No. 679 hide quickreply [Reply]
I was an AP teacher back before the second world war (back then we called it World War Dickety) and in 'Nam I capped green berets
>> No. 680
are you?


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480 No. 480 hide quickreply [Reply]
up whats
>> No. 481
up da butts
>> No. 673
FUNERAL SPACE


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459 No. 459 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
ayo call me space man cuz i'm the spaceman now hu. check out my latest project. it is a superorbital small-moon sized spherical space station designed for with the intention of galactic navigatory travels and shit.
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474
rude
>> No. 475
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475
rrooOoOOAAARRrrrr!!!
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476
bzzbzbzzbzzbuzzzzzzzz
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484
rude
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671
>>475
We must deploy the Zakrello to counter this bear-faced plagarism


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634 No. 634 hide quickreply [Reply]
why hello fellow bees... i seem to have misplaced my map to the honey tree... if one of you would bee so kind as to point me in the right direction i will bee along on my merry little way...
>> No. 635
Where is your stinger, fellow bee?
>> No. 636
nother terrist
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637
;n;

(THE BEARS ARE THE NOT WELCOME IN THE 'ERE)
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640
poor bears =(
>> No. 641
>>640
terrist simpathyzen


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453 No. 453 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
are toasties ascared of bees
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>> No. 457
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457
Well i put honey on my toast, so I would assume toasties enjoy being sensually smothered in lactating bees quite often.
>> No. 458
>>454
OR WHAT
>> No. 477
what if i dont shoot a duck?
>> No. 478
v
>> No. 639
>>456
Gabe Ewell is the king of Weed Mountain


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485 No. 485 hide quickreply [Reply]
Hi fubot

We are here to take your honey,

plz do not resist yes?
>> No. 486
it's not honey season yet come back in 9 months
>> No. 487
brears
>> No. 488
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honey im home
>> No. 489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eulSdeHxmLw


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404 No. 404 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
one time a goat was friends with a tree and they both went to space and then found a curtain planet and rolled around in curtains forever the end
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Goat couldn't resist his feelings anymore. He had to take her, not once, but many times. He would let her know she was his through every breath, every kiss, every lick and suckle and thrust and gasp and calling of her name that sat on the tongue like a drop of sweet candy.

He flung the sticky end of his sticky hand with expert skill, and before tree knew the glue-like vine was wrapped around her waist, she was already in goat's stubby hooves. Her anxiety and lust mated to create a mask of a nervous smirk for her to wear, but on the inside, she was beaming. The skill that had proven so useful in protecting them was now made into an instrument of love. Back on earth, she thought with a sigh ( partially influence by the fact that goat was kneeing her legs apart), such an act would be a rose of peace growing in the farthest corner of the landfill of earth's skeleton.

Now, it was a private garden for the two of them, and she would treasure the memory ( and pleasure herself to it). But that was future thought, and the moment needed her attention as she wished to give herself fully to the bearded lover that had tamed her timid heart.

Goat ripped off Tree's bra with stubby flat teeth, and began chewing it as his cloved hooves clumbsily tried to slide tree's panties down...
>> No. 418
Tree couldn't stand it anymore. She had to have him inside her. She used her branches to shred her panties, and then to rip apart goat's bell bottoms. Goat gasped out of surprise and then pleasure as tree slid herself onto his long metal shaft, and probed her way into his anus with her slender twigs.

Within a fraction of a second, goat's dropped jaw switched to an impish grin. He knew she had the lust in her, he just had to break the damn- and now she would flood, all over his polished steel shaft and across her entire soul inside herself and her barky pussy.

Goat screamed, " ROBO FIGHTER COCK Z- PLEASURE GUNDAM MODE!!!!"

Gears whirred in a perfect symphony, steam blew out the tip of his mechanic cock and began to rise out of tree's barky pussy, making it look like her pleasure sanctuary was a wooden teapot.

Then, the unthinkable and orgasmic happened.

Goat's robo dick performed an action neither of them knew about.

HIS DICK GREW TWENTY FEET.

Soon, tree knew the full meaning of passion as every organ within her body was filled- her sap was penetrated, her bark was fucked, bits of jizz-steam rose through her barky branches. and through her eyes- she became a sensual clone of an angry looney tune.
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>> No. 423
OP why did you post that picture of Leslie Nielsen?
>> No. 434
>>423
That's Burt Reynolds, silly coos.
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450
so hawt
continue with part one plzzz
ma beecock is bursting


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430 No. 430 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
So here I am, sitting at the mall in a small nowhere town. I work at a resort and manage the employee housing. American kids are too lazy to work so the slots are filled with foreigners. Makes me wonder what they put in the water in places like jkrain or Taiwan because they girls are amazingly hot. I would much like to keep one but coming out and offering a green card for a ring doesn't seem feesable. How do?
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>> No. 432
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432
Think of a snowman.
>> No. 435
So very helpful. Aside from maybe a mail order bride, this would be the only other shot
>> No. 437
marryig outside of your kind is bad for the community op
bees have to stick together
find a nice queen if you want to settle down
>> No. 445
and where would I find such queens, good sir? Must I also mention I am here, which implies being socially inept. but dealing with the foreigners is easy.
>> No. 448
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448
>>445

sir, you must also insure the irrationality of your future queen. we at Beeharmoney suggest searching a mental instution for your desired queen. an ayn rand reader would also suffice.


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401 No. 401 hide quickreply [Reply]
BEES ON HOLIDAY where did you go when you got vacation
>> No. 420
ur mums hous

#urmomtokenlol
>> No. 444
nrew yoik


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439 No. 439 hide quickreply [Reply]
I want to be a better bee
but how?
>> No. 440
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440
Just bee yourself, friend!
>> No. 441
>>440
d fubz likes this post
Thumbs up anything Pegg&Frost
two minutes ago
>> No. 443
2 bee or not to bee that iz the qestin


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428 No. 428 hide quickreply [Reply]
My OC for the day
>> No. 429
YOU HAVE MASTERED THE SHIFT KEY
>> No. 433
OHMIGOB MAI I'S
>> No. 436
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436
that was the plan
for you to get a boner

and you


got one
>> No. 442
i would post my bees but they're already here

>>18


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424 No. 424 hide quickreply [Reply]
what do bees where to the beach beekinis lol
>> No. 425
I want to fuck that bee but they drew the face all wrong in a non sexy way.

I shall have to decapitate her in order to achieve and maintain erection while I pleasure myself with her still warm body.
>> No. 426
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426
beach vacatin in well beech beekini
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427
i am very self conscious about my body so I do not go to the beeches :(


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419 No. 419 hide quickreply [Reply]
hey fubz r u going to the jerkoff contstest?
>> No. 421
no cuz i am champyon
>> No. 422
I lost the moment I saw the sign.


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403 No. 403 hide quickreply [Reply]
"GET OVER HERE!" I roared at the bee, who at that point was nearly 50 yards away.

My snake-spear shot out of my hand violently with a hiss, and made a beeline for the now cautious bee of dull yellow and shiney black.

My attack got within 2 feet of the blasted bee, when suddenly the bee shot it's projectile stinger at my snake-spear.

It was a direct hit, and the bee happily passed away, it's very last feeling before dying: victorious.

As my slithery weapon slowly made it's way back into my hand, it once again hissed, but this time with much less confidence. An utter hiss of defeat.

The moral of the story is, I have had this damn bee stinger in my hand for the past week, and it's a damn well good thing I am not alergic, because even with my best pair of tweezers, I can not remove it.

Never attack a bee with a projectile snake-spear when the bee is at such a long distance away, you will fail.
>> No. 406
EARTH HAS 4 CORNER
SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY
TIME CUBE
WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.
4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1
DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
IGNORANCE OF TIMECUBE4
SIMPLE MATH IS RETARDATION
AND EVIL EDUCATION DAMNATION.
CUBELESS AMERICANS DESERVE -
AND SHALL BE EXTERMINATED.
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HOPE RIDES ALONE


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412 No. 412 hide quickreply [Reply]
i cant beleiv

you are leafin me

whyuhyuy bzz

bzz bzzz bzzzz
>> No. 413
>>412
bc u never put da tolet sit down
>> No. 414
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>>413

i wud put d stoilet seat dwn if you knoo hw to please a man-bee right

frumpy whore


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