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571 No. 571
http://gawker.com/5978198/naked-florida-man-jumps-off-roof-onto-man-knocks-television-over-empties-vacuum-cleaner-masturbates

Gentlemen, if this man's exploits are not immortalized in .png by our finest artists, then we have failed.

Please do your best.

(USER WAS FOUND TO BE TOO BRO)
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>> No. 572
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Here's an idea, smart guy: Open up paint and give it a shot, yourself, before telling everyone else what they need to do about it. Otherwise, you've failed.

And the last time I checked, Bugs Bunny wasn't drawn in Paint.
>> No. 574
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>>572
Not OP, but challenge accepted.
>> No. 575
>>572

Fuck you, guy. This isn't some highbrow art collective. It's a a doodle board which is part of a larger community. The fact that I can't draw isn't a good reason to shut down what could be an amusing and interesting subject challenge with your elitist horseshit.
>> No. 576
>>572 here again.

>This isn't some highbrow art collective

Exactly my point. How do you figure that "the fact that [you] can't draw" means everyone else is suppose to do this for you? It's not "elitist horseshit", it's indignancy over the fact that you're too fucking lazy or afraid to try it for yourself, with the excuse that you have no talent, on a board where artistic talent may very well be a disadvantage. I don't like being used, motherfucker.

>>574
You are a man among men. I salute you. That wouldn't make such a bad Syvester either.
>> No. 578
Everyone else is supposed to draw things, because this is a board where people draw. Drawing isn't just difficult for me, it's not fun. It bores the shit out of me. There are people who actually like to draw, whether they're good at it or not, and I believed they could create things from this story that would amuse us both. That is the point of this board; a pastime. Your suggestion that it is instead an exchange, that I must have something to trade before I can justifiably want things, is what makes your position elitist.
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You don't know how generous it was for me to respond to you in the first place, instead of just reporting your post for a non-MSPaint pic and a total lack of worthwhile contribution. I'm sure your ensuing battle with the mods over that would have taught you a thing or two about elitism. If you only saw how elitist it really is for you to come around, telling other people what they are supposed to do for you, without contributing a thing of your own, while simultaniously acting as if you were part of the group of doers.

>Everyone else is supposed to draw things

Everyone else but you? Oh, drawing bores you? Well then, Your Majesty, it's obviously our obligated function to do it in your stead. As if. Your very choice of words just goes to strengthen my argument.

>then we have failed.

Don't even use a pronoun like that if you don't intend to contribute, because you aren't part of the "we", the proletariat. Don't bother trying to tell me that coercing others into drawing what you want them to is contributing either (like I'm sure you'll want to), because I don't remember anybody asking you for ideas of shit to draw. Nobody needs your ideas. How's that for elitism?

You talk as if you know the point of the board, but you seem to be missing it. The point is to post our MSPaint drawings. I don't see you doin' that. You have, in fact, failed that in every respect so far. Do go on though about what everyone owes to people like you, without your contribution, and how not giving you what you want and doing you the courtesy of explaining why is the real elitism. That'll be sure to accomplish your initial goal.
>> No. 581
>>571
Had you phrased your post differently, or made a proper request explaining why you can't or won't do it, I might have found myself inclined to oblige.

But you're a cunt so I won't.
>> No. 582
>>580

...Putting words in somebody's mouth when you disagree with them is pretty much normal. You're putting some really fucking weird ones in there, though. Please stop. They don't taste good.

I wanted a fun thread with funny pictures about a crazy naked guy. You have somehow made it about socialism.

You're definitely an artist, but I don't think your medium is visual.
>> No. 583
>You have somehow made it about socialism

Oh, right, how totally unfair of me to counter with social concepts against a guy who's arguement is based on the concepts of social elitism and the exchange of goods and services. A thing which you started doing first, and built upon by putting the words in my mouth that I suggested "that [this board] is instead an exchange, that [you] must have something to trade before [you] can justifiably want things."

Don't worry though. I don't intend to punch your throat much longer. This'll be the last post I make regarding this, since I'm not sure how much longer I can keep going before catching a ban, myself, by detracting from the real point of this board just to put a verbal hurt on some fuckstick like you. Just know that I have 0 inclination to help someone like you and that you have a long way to go in learning how to ask things of people. For instance, try not to imply that if your suggestion (read as: demand) isn't fulfilled, then the users face disgrace.

Also, fuck off.

SAGE has been used.
>> No. 586
ok

SAGE has been used.
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