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i'll straight eat the back half a goat while the front half still breathin motherfucker you skinny faggots wanna talk food lets fuckin talk food you pussy bitches

got my teeth cut the fuck out and replacec with teflon coated titanium bitch i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey downmy fuckin throat fuckin feet and all you fuckin busters

sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a shit nigga the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german nigger eat mustard that shits lie fuckin parsley to me

the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk
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>> No. 4
OP for president 2012
>> No. 5
OP is my new god. If I could eat half as well as him, I'd be dead from diabetes by now.
>> No. 6
I just went down and ordered a double Quarter Pounder because of this post. They even made it fresh. I also got a root beer float.
>> No. 18
I can think of a few uses for your "bionic swallow muscle". Maybe make you a few bucks while you're at it....
>> No. 19
This thread must be stickied here for all time and documented in case of a another wipe.
>> No. 24
I declare this thread best thread of 2011.
>> No. 69
You don't really appreciate this until you read it out loud.
>> No. 75
>>69
THIS!
>> No. 95
I like how this is completely off topic, but it's so undeniably funny that it remains stickied AND unbanned.
>> No. 104
>>3
bite me you Xena wielding crow bar!
>> No. 130
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCgRMCb12yY&feature=related


This man's theme song
>> No. 131
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCgRMCb12yY&feature=related


This man's theme song
>> No. 135
>>3
i demand more retarded rants from you immediately.
>> No. 196
cool foodz THREAD OF THE CENTURY!

ALSO...

wat.
>> No. 200
nice
>> No. 212
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>> No. 222
the teflon is to make bullet swallowing easier.

chicken n ducks don't giss a fucks but dat turkey got another thing comin
>> No. 224
nigga, you think you a hardcore food consumer huh bitch? lemme tell YOU a lil bout myself.

i prefer purchasing hot dog buns for the sole purpose of adding dat shit to my killer broc bone soup broth, my man. i add dat seasalt like no fish could have ever imagined because i get dat shit straight from fuckin new zealand mother fucker, i also take straight shots of tuna macabre motherfucker down the hatch because i swim with muthafuckin sharks bitch

you say the sun dont set cuz you get hungry at dusk? bitch, i will eat the shit out of any moon and add some extra cheese because that is just how i roll. I take a bite outa dat shit because neil armstrong cant even touch my stomach skills nigga, bitch, i will straight up rocket fuel my ass through space to find the next best side dish bitch

you think some sort of half ass goat is somethin to brag about, you fuckin fool, i tie up horses daily and lift those fuckers into a medium speed charcoal broiler mechanism tail and all, bitch they get fed through that shit and come out lookin like play doh you fuckin pussy bitch

i swear nigga, i take my horses with extra radish because that is the kinda shit pros take their lean ass meat with only because bitch fags like you cant even ride the fuckers when they still half alive, bitch.

i will eat you for breakfast you fuckin fag.
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rude
>> No. 352
3 year old thread - 20 some posts

yep, i'm on 99chan
>> No. 361
>>352
3 year old thread - 20 some posts

yep, i'm on 99chan

And your bragging about this?
You're doing it wrong...life that is...you;re doing life wrong


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