This is Ashe or Ash... I don't know how to spell her name.

To tell the truth, I don't have any cats. I have many cats of friends and my parent's farm cats. I like to visit cats, I suppose.

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Ashe is the long hair grey kitty.

Wrigley is the black cat, but he has many nicknames.

The large cream colored tom cat is Chunk.

The skinny/sickly cream cat is Gay Butler Cat.

The kittens are Chunk and his sister, a little grey kitten that didn't make it. There was a third in the batch, but she just wasn't eating. Their momma is Momma Grey Kitty or just Momma. She now old and smelly. There is a very distinct old cat smell that is forever embedded in my memory.

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Here's Momma cat...

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I don't remember why this picture is titled as such, but this is the only time in the history of these cats have they ever been captured in the same photo. They're my friend's giant cats... Ashe, Maguire, Ed, and Shabooboo (originally named Shikaka by my friend's Japanese loving sister. My friend couldn't remember Shikaka and started calling the cat Shabooboo and it stuck).

Have some Ed.

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Maguire cat.

He's big, black, and meows just like Mike Tyson and he speaks Spanish.

Maguire gives kitty hugs. He'll put one paw on each side of your neck when you hold him and if you pet him enough, he'll squeeze and cuddle.

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Shabooboo

Shabooboo's face... he likes to go up and down the stairs on his side, sliding like a serpent.

The middle of his stretch...

Satisfaction...

He's still a tiny feller here... he became a giant like the other three kitties as he grew older.

This is Reesey Piecey... she was Wrigley's friend, but she died this past year. Loved to cuddle (she was my cuddle buddy/nap taker), walked like a opossum, and had a meow closer to bark than a meow.

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Chunk inspecting my car.

Here's some new farm kitties! If I get around to it, I have a few more. I apologize for the cat ass... she kind of photo bombed it.

Sadly, Tiger (the only one facing the camera) is no loner with us. I really liked her. :( She was a kitten of Spook, which is the sister/daughter of Chunk (inbreeding!).

The other kittens in the picture are from this year's batch from Momma Grey kitty (>>107). There is Rollo (not pictured, large cream tom), pictured Princess Papoof (cream girl), and Diddle Grey (featuring her anus).

I have some cute pictures of them... I just have to transfer/resize them... if I ever get around to that. I've never gotten around to it before. I also have hundreds of photos of previous farm cats to scan (I could trace the lineage of these critters to the first cat we got almost). THAT'S a huge project I would love to dig into and post here some day, but... I'm lazy. So lazy.

Tufty Ashe paw... she is actually allergic to herself.

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Here's some blurry shots of Wrigley playing with sheepy mouse...

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Over the shoulder sexy shot...

...and gratuitous crotch shot.

Oh... Ashe's tufty ears.

And tufty toes...

A banner I made for our tufty feets obsession. This is not from my kitties, but another amazingly giant cat posted here.

And I think that's about it.

So post all the kitties you want. /cat/ is so full of wonderful kitties. I would visit them all if I could, because cats are the bee's knees.

Also, this is definitely one of my favorite /cat/ threads... because it's true.