The "train to nowhere" is quite obviously labeled "the train to death" so someone is lying. Knowing how tidy gays are, I bet the hiking trail is nice and clean, probably not a bad place for an afternoon.

dibs on calling my band rainbow death club

The labeling of the houses confuses me a little. Is a bunch of single guys living in houses hellza the worst thing about the Gay Agenda? Wouldn't you want to portray them as all living together in a longhouse having perpetual orgies or something?