And you can see the other guy's shoes under the toilet stall, giving you an idea of what kind of person they are. Would you let a guy with bad shoes suck you off?

Personally I would like all penises to be outlawed.

>>76551
You would be in jail.

>>76552
Even babies know that the person who comes up with the law is exempt from it.

>>76551
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!!!!
Yea, sure, you can outlaw penises, but then only the CRIMINALS WILL HAVE THEM! By creating penis free zones and plaing bans on penises, you are doing nothing but herding helpless sheep together to be fucked. Penises don't fuck people, PEOPLE FUCK PEOPLE! 1776 WILL HAPPEN AGAIN IF YOU TRY TO TAKE OUR PENISES! BUY THE FILTERS!

>>76554
They had very different penises back in 1776. They weren't very accurate, one shot and it took forever to reload. Today we have big black penises that are not only scary to most, but are capable of a much larger amount of carnage.

Penis ownership was always meant to be restricted to well-regulated sex clubs, your average civilians couldn't compare to the Army's sex parties anyway.

Mass shooting more like ass shooting amirite

More like ass poots.

Who wouldn't want to make eye contact with a bro during pooping?

"How ya hangin' in there, buddy?"
"I'm hangin', man, I'm hangin'."
"Alright well don't you strain yourself, bro. We don't want you hurting yourself."
"Thanks, dude!"
"Any time, man. Any time."
"Sweet."

Supportive eye contact the whole time.

>>76555
This reminds me of a story I read in Asimov's Science Fiction magazine like 10-15 years ago about this future world where you get genitals as a reward or promotion from your employer and then you have to pay a fee every time you use it. So this worker finally gets one and starts fucking all these girls but then he can't discipline his urges so he uses it too much and can't afford all the fees so they try to repossess it and he runs.

I feel like it was called "Hard Times" or something like that and would have been out in a 2002ish issue.

>>76563
Could girls earn penises? Could boys earn vaginas? Those are the important questions.

Would it be possible to make glory holes for women?

How are glory holes supposed to be anonymous? Sure, there's a stall between the two people engaging in oral sex, but once they come out of the stall they'll see each other for sure. Is it bad glory hole etiquette to exit the stall at the same time?

>>76565
In the story, it was never specified if people had an inherent gender before earning genitals. My (admittedly hazy because this was over a decade ago and I was like 14) memory is that there were males and females and the females earned female sex organs while the males earned the counterpart.

It dealt with some neat stuff around gender identity, masculinity/femininity, sex drive, and so on. Definitely had an impact on me.

>>76566
In practice one person usually takes on the responsibility of guzzling all the cocks. That person stays put to service all the other ds going in and out the hole.

This system, especially combined with low lighting, almost always guarantees not having to see anyone's face going out the stalls afterward. That guarantees that you won't feel weird about that blowjob until your penis starts to burn later.

>>76573

>In practice one person usually takes on the responsibility of guzzling all the cocks. That person stays put to service all the other ds going in and out the hole.

What if the person currently servicing ds gets a tired, sore mouth? Do they switch?

>>76573
So they just sit there with their mouth in the hole? What if someone enters the stall next to them and just starts shitting loudly? Then the person with the mouth in the hole would have to eat poopy air.

>>76574
>>76577
It ain't an easy job, which is probably why your mom wanted you to go to college, if you had a mom that cared.

>>76577
The etiquette, if torrenting GloryholeSwallow.com videos has taught me anything, is for either party (the sucker or the suckee) to put a finger through the hole like "hello there, interested?" That way they don't have to sit with their gaping maw up to the hole, they can rest between cocks and signal to the next participant if/when they are ready.

Most gloryholes, at least popular ones that are used often, are in my understanding located in adult book stores, theaters, and sex shops in the video booths in the back, not in bathrooms, so the stench of poopy air is not so much an issue. The stank of crusty jizz and unwashed foreskins is probably an issue though.