definitely not

>>76316
why not? did something bad happen last secret santa?

i TRIED IT THE FIRST YEAR AND SENT SOMEONE SANTA WITH MUSCLES BUT I NEVER GOT ANYTHING FROM MY SANTA

Fuck sorry for the capslock guys and gals I didn't know it was on.

>>76320
yes. governments fell, oil prices skyrocketed, came out wife gay she said pics or gtfo.

>>76326
That's Richard Jarvis

The one year I participated in ss, I wrecked my car and was unable to get to the post office in time and I felt so awkward I never returned the favor.

If your from Austin and sent a guy in Houston a tie, a diabetic syringe, some cialis, a bumper sticker that says "this car can transform into a robot" and an iraqi military patch, I'm sorry man ;_; I still wear your tie every day, it's hellza nice.

I got a herpes plushie and some temporary tattoes. It was a great year. I sent a huge kukri knife to my recipient. When I never heard back in the thread, I looked for him on facebook and found a 16 year old kid in the same city with 4 big dicks up my asshole memes all over his profile. I think I got him grounded from the internet.

I just want to send people presents, I don't care if I get anything back.

One time I participated in a work Secret Santa. I knew salted peanut rolls were my coworker's favorite candy, so I bought him about 20 dollars worth. Then at the last second, I got anxiety that it wasn't a ballza present, that I needed to add more to it. I kept them in my car and every day I went into work ashamed. I avoided him as much as I could. Eventually, after months, I just threw them out because I didn't like salted peanut rolls.

When's the next 99con?

santa hates you all big time

Last time I was the only Euro participant, so I had no-one to send anything to.
I did get a ballza present from America though.

I still think maybe we shouldn't have b& voxenfail. That year when he organized the secret santa, things went pretty well.

>>76426
He did well because he was VERY INVESTED in this place like emotionally. Which was kind of ballza because at least he posted a lot and begged people to let him suck their ds.

He just seemed like a harmless, depressed ballza-natured homo.

>>76426

I thought Pomme handled it better than voxenFAIL but it's even less likely for her to come back.

>>76433
Well, he was also a pedophile.

>>76436
Why is it less likely for her to come back?

>>76437
It's sad that we have to be so quick to dismiss people as pedophiles/racists/misogynists/communists/whatever. If you choose to try to interact only with people that agree with you about everything, you're sure to die alone.

>>76438
He was a literal pedophile. As in, sexually attracted to children.

>>76439
Don't judge bro. Even Joe Rogan understands pedos didn't choose to be pedos. You can't be dumber than Joe Rogan.

>>76441

>Joe Rogan
>dumb

Joe Rogan is the philosopher-warrior prince of the 21st century.

>>76442
Eating all those sanmmiches and losing weight does not mean that Joe Rogan can diddle all the kids he wants. I know it's a very courageous thing to say in this day and age, but diddling kids is wrong regardless of how handsome and thin someone is.

>>76445

Joe Rogan died in an isolation tank earlier this year. Have some respect for the dead before you throw around wild accusations.

Joe Rogan was killed today. He died of starvation after engaging in a heated 77-hour argument with Lydia Lunch inside a Navajo isolation tank while tripping on ayuhuasca.

Joe Rogan
1966-2015
"And know ye my children
that Fear Factor was a pretty ballza show
Proverbs 3:11"

>>76452
We should renamed /b/ to in honor of the famed sandwich pitch man, fear-based television show host, and high-class pedophile Jored Rogle.

>>76453
If Joe Rogan crept into your room while you were aspat odin nochy, he would stare at you hungrily, swmounch gslooshying off his bald gulliver, his nipples erect. Suddenly you feel brmounchh on the back of your shiyah. He whispers in your ooko "I'm ittynna mitigate tshlapa ass. I hope you like gettin lucrative."
You panic and try to drat Joe off of you but his yookos of jujitsu training has bezoomye him a master. He easilly dislokoshkaes all your pletchos.
Now, fully unclothed and at Joes mercy, the fun nachinats.
Joe came prepared, he brought 2 gallons of horse semen left over from his fooko factor days out from behind the door to your room.
"Everyodin in your domy is dead" Joe whispers, "they were bitches anyway" he tries to console you.
Joe opena sobirat his maw and nachinats to consume you from the feet sobirat. Rogans rot expands beyond impossible limits, and easily accomdroogates your lower body. Now, Joes own body was stretching out to make room for yours. There is no escape. You are swallowed wyahma. As you suffokoshkae, you hooko joe skazat "You should hellza start your own podcast, everyodin would slooshy."

>>76455
This absurd wordfilter needs some work, but I see what you did there.

Jored Roglen
1965-1942
Martial Artist, Pedophile Whoremonger, Sandwich Spokesmodel, Weight Loss Enthusiast, Time Travelling Nazi Fighter Who Killed Nazis with MMA and Meditation, Reality Show Host
"horse power horse power
all this Polo on I got horse power"
- 2 Chainz
RIP

people always talk about the bare facts of Joerd Foglen's life, but only his many many child lovers know who he truly is as a kind, gentile soul who wanted nothing more than to scare the shit out of people.

Clearly it's the relative lack of puberty-accelerating growth hormones in Subway meats.

"The sandwich that gives you less tits less fast!"

delicious flat bread

>>76459
I used a perl script to inject the entire nadsat dictionary into the wordfilter and it worked too much. Turns out 600 filters ruins the idea of legibility. I'll redo it once I wake up from this pnuemonia induced coma.