Please post pictures of your kitty cat and tell us more about your story. Why were you in a new city?

don't mention it

>>76322
ok i won't. s-should i delete the thread?

>>76308
She actually isn't my cat, she belongs to a neighbour but she drops by for visits to warm up, demand affection for 5-10 minutes, and then demand to be let out. She is a total diva.

Not hellza any story to tell. I was in a new city because I moved there (by happy choice rather than out of necessity)

Cheers to your holiday. I hope you omit any religious references in you celebrations.

I was invited to a posh Jewish holiday party this week. It's 150 bucks to attend. What do people even do at those parties, man? Do they just sip wine and talk about politics or what?

>>76357
They eat ballza food/drink and network. Small talk and political banter certainly takes place but it's in the service of making connections so you/people you know can get better jobs.

>>76358
How ballza can I expect the food to be? Should I go just for people watching and food eating?

>>76358
Could I swarm the party with homeless people and crackheads if I paid the entrance fee for them?

>>76361
They can't stop you beforehand if you tried it, but they can eventually throw the homeless crackheads out and not refund your money.

If that's still worth spending your money on, then go for it. However, the way I see it is that for the cost of a dozen to two dozen homeless crackheads at a single party you could easily get a vintage saxophone, maybe the kind that has an engraving of a woman with her tits hanging out.

>>76364
Send a half dozen or more homeless people
They get kicked out
Go to local papers
Shitshow of bad press for the Jews for kicking out homeless people whose way was paid
Public trust in the Lizard Bankers erodes as you have exposed their cruelty
Humanity is finally free

or naked lady sax

The choice is clear.

Go to town on that sax, bro

>>76364
Why the fuck would someone engrave a naked lady on a saxophone? How is someone supposed to play the saxophone and masturbate at the same time?

>>76371
put penis in saxophone
put other end of saxophone in mouth
instead of blow, suck
now giving self blowjob with saxophone

>>76374

What if you panic and forget the instructions and blow by accident?

>>76388
Then the sax will make fart noises around ur wiener lol

>>76414
That can feel better than you think.

If you're sitting while playing an alto sax or standing while playing a tenor sax, you can aim the low E flat key so that the vibrations of sound open up right onto your junk.

>>76418
ghey.

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