He's wearing parachute pants and a Coogi sweater while getting rejected.

I just saw that episode the other day. It was funny, but I was cringing pretty hard too. It actually reminded me of a friend I had in high school lol. There's another episode where Worf proposes to a half Klingon girl and gets rejected hard. I don't remember what episode, but I think it may have been season 3.

pic unrelated obviously

Star Trek is, and always has been stupid. It's mid-grade sci-fi at best and the fans are Sonic-levels of autistic.

Nah it's okay I guess I'm just pulling your pud.

>>76232
It's better than Star Wars. Fuck Star Wars.

>>76234
I don't know. Star Wars, at least the original trilogy, has a grittiness to it. In Star Trek, everything looks like a hotel lobby. On TNG, the Enterprise has fucking carpet for Christ's sake. I get that it's not supposed to look like a military vessel because it's not, it's on a peaceful mission. But things should at least look lived-in. No one's quarters have any personality, everything is way too spic-and-span.

In Star Wars, the ships felt lived in and worked in. The world actually felt inhabited.

I'm a fan of Star Trek. I find it calming and comforting; it's slow moving, and somehow peaceful even when the characters are in danger. I don't watch it for the WORLD'S DEEPEST SCIENCE FICTION. I watch it for its usefulness as gentle, entertaining background noise and its depiction of a adventurous yet soothing future. It's hopeful, it's playful, and it is generally structured around simple mysteries. I'm talking about the Original Series, the Animated Series (which is actually my favorite) and TNG.

And despite the majority of alien's who are humanoid and communicate verbally, they occasionally do a great job of handling encounters with creatures that are completely alien. Like the TNG episode with Tin Man, or the Original Series episode with the Berserker. I wish the series had more of that kind of stuff; stories that emphasized the vastness of space and the variety and incomprehensibility of life in it, hinting at an unfathomable universe that the Enterprise is slowly pushing further and further out into. Sometimes TNG just feels like a show about a floating atrium running errands in a very tame and orderly universe but when they branch out, shit can get crazy.

fuck you basketball americans, dans une galaxie près de chez vous is where it's at

>>76231
Cum is pretty salty, would a snail die if you ejaculated on it?

>>76241
Snails react that way to salt because it attempts to overcompensate for the amount of solid salt from the outside by moving all the fluids to outside of its body. There is also a shitload more sodium in solid salt than there is in semen. An average cumshot of 3.4mL will only produce about 10mg of sodium, whereas a small dash of table salt is about 150mg of sodium.

So in conclusion there is not enough sodium in semen to cause such a dramatic reaction, and any effect it might have will be offset by the fact that the semen is liquid and help moisturize the snail. Feel free to test the hypothesis, though.

>>76242
Semen isn't liquid if you let it dry out. What if you jizz in a bottle, wait until it's dry and turn the crunchy result into a powder? Is there any way to increase the amount of sodium in seminal fluid?

>>76253
If you managed to dry out 8-10 loads of semen into a usable powder you might be able to get a similar reaction to that of pouring table salt on a slug/snail. There's hellza no way to dramatically increase the amount of sodium in your semen through your diet, and trying will probably kill you.

>>76254
>dry out 8-10 loads of semen into a usable powder
Well [snaps suspenders] I guess it's time to start cumming in the fruit dehydrator.

>>76242
>might have will be
Am I hellza just too high or is this too many words?

ISIS is so insecure about their manhood that they are scared of women buying cucumbers, so I made this #Cucumbers4ISIS

>>76265
Why are they afraid of women buying cucumbers but not men? They're not afraid that they might turn men gay? You can't spell cucumber without cum, after all.

>>76253
Just on a side note, that sock is fucking revolting.

>>76291
I appreciate how it has its own special storage container, which appears to be a VHS case.

I also appreciate how lickable it looks. Lick the cumsock. Lick it.

>>76300
the motherhooligan looks like it's a deep fried oven mitt.

What would you do if you went to blockbuster's, rented a cool VHS but instead received a deep fried cumsock?

>>76313
Probably this >>76300
>Lick the cumsock. Lick it.

>>76313
Well first I'd wonder how the fuck I went back in time to where Blockbuster and VHS were relevant things.

I tried to imagine a future where one can stream cumsocks on Netflix, but then I remembered that if you know where to look it's already possible even without future technology to find streaming cum.

Star trek reminds me of an after school special. I still like it though.