nope.

Is there such a thing as a average life without drugs, alcohol abuse, or mental illness?

I don't drink but I smoke a fair bit of pot (not even that much tho... like twice a week). I don't make a lot of money but I'm financially independent and save some cash every month.

I don't know about well adjusted. I'd say I have a well-developed sense of self, strong values, grew up with supportive parents who encouraged creativity and critical thinking. I have goals and I'm taking concrete steps toward them. No diagnosed mental illness. I'm currently seeing a counselor and deal with issues of paranoia, anxiety, and depression though I am not on any medications.

>>74469

Sounds like all of your affairs will be nice and tidy for your family to put in order after your life being tragically cut short at an interstate gas station outside of Macon, Georgia by a mentally disturbed 99channer who was kicked off of the Greyhound for getting in a shouting match about the merits of equestrianism with some crusty punk. There were several witnesses, including the night crew at the Captain D's, but none could make a positive identification on the suspect and as a result he/she absconded unpunished. As a result of suppressed feelings after your death, the counselor begins drinking and descends into a dizzy spiral of self-destruction and petty crime.

>>74474
>As a result of suppressed feelings after your death, the counselor begins drinking and descends into a dizzy spiral of self-destruction and petty crime.
Oh no, not Kim!

I have a gun and I take a bunch of pills. That makes me pretty normal, statistically speaking.

>>74463

Yes, it's where they send you when you die if you've been a bad person.

>alcohol
>mental illness

You forgot unemployment and poverty.

>>74510
>u mirin brah?
>u jelly?

Yes.

I just quit drinking. It was fucking up my heart. Straight edge 4 lyfe

>an average life without drugs, alcohol abuse or mental illness?

Can you hellza call that an average life? Sounds pretty exceptional.

i drink until i pass out in the street but i got a ballza job and i can never be fired cuz i'm japanese so...

>>74581
Can you hellza play the race card as an Asian though?

Maybe I've been spending on the internet, but when I read

>normal, functional people?

I was hoping to reply with great gusto that yes, I was a normal, functioning person, who had a job and interests and hobbies and aspirations, but then I read your criterion. I looked at my glass of neat Old Crow, my incest pornography collection, my diary entries ranting about my ex-best friend who never dated me because I was too unstable, the empty prescription bottles still in my room from 6 months ago, I remembered my poor grades in high school and college despite my exceptional intelligence, ballza sat scores and A+ grades in courses I found compelling...

Fuck you, OP, you cocksucking basketball american

tecia torres is a normal, well adjusted human

>>74598
She seems enthusiastic. That goes a long way in this world.