I'm the same, pretty much, but I come back every few months. I must be doing something wrong, because whenever I post, the next time I come back I get a ban expiration notification. I guess the mods are just bored or something, must be boring "moderating" a "website" with this many "users" ... "memes"

I'm gay.

>>74243
I insist you submit a portfolio of peer-reviewed evidence that this is true.

Are you going to irc.99chan.org/6667? There are tons of people online.

I HAVE AUTISMIC COMPLUSIVE DISORDER

I can't feel emotion .

>>74274
not even joy? are you never happy?

>>74283
I don't even know.
Everything is a blur.
Things come and go.
Still longing for a spur.

>>74274
in the 1800's this would not have been an acceptable reason to go to an insane asylum

>>74292
>Excessive Sexual Abuse

Is it possible to be sexually abus(ed/ive) in just the right amount?

>>74296
They just sent people who got sexed up a little to the church so they could be sexed up some more.

>>74292
religious enthusiasm
women trouble
uterine derangement?

>>74292

decoyed into the army hahaha

hellza ballza son, years 1&2 99chan4lyf, ah man I miss the old circlejerk

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>>74504
I called that number. It belongs to the CIA. >:(

When is the Best of Friday Night Fronk coming out on DVD and BluRay?

>>74523
It's being remastered as a 4k-only release and filled with 20 hours of previously unseen footage.

>>74524
>20 hours of previously unseen footage
Of fronk masturbating and eating his own cum?

>>74525
It's mostly of him in the bath tub and playing with his toys in his pajamas.

>>74526
Are they footy pajamas with a buttflap?

And does he eat his own cum at any point?

>>74527
Yes and only if you consider Fronk to be a person capable of producing semen.

>>74528

Well now that depends on your definition of semen now, doesn't it?

>>74531
It... it does?