the vibrations produced hace the same frequency and resonance with your prostate, so it becomes stimulated.

Why does it feel so ballza to have a freshly shaved pubic region? Does it actually make me more sensitive or do I just feel that way psychosomatically because it makes me feel sexy?

>>72764
Feels hellza itchy to me a lot of the time. Maybe you're just a pedophile and you're turning yourself on.

>>72764
My personal preference has actually been the opposite: I find that when both of us have some hair to work with I can thrust harder because we both have a layer of cushioning to soften the impact.

It's like how boxing gloves allow you to hit your opponent harder because you're not as likely to break your hands. This is the reason why despite looking more brutal bare-knuckle boxing is actually far less likely to result in fatalities.

>>72762
also I know that the purpose of concept cars is to look unique more than to be practical, but damn that would suck to have that car in a hot parking lot. You'd be tempted to throw a few hickory chips on the floor of it to give some flavor to the dying infant that you forgot about and left in the backseat.

My favorite word is cuck because it is fun to say

(USER WAS FOUND TO BE AN UNDERAGE FAGGOT)

>>72778
When I see the word cuck I see someone who wants to say bundle of sticks but refuses to say bundle of sticks because they're afraid that someone might accuse them of homophobia. Y'all basketball americans need to quit acting like pussies when you're trying to sound like cunts.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

I didn't know that word was such a sensitive topic on 99chan.

>>72790

It's not about the word itself. It's that we don't want a bunch of teenagers shouting "ban me" everywhere and invading our boards. It goes against the self-masturbatory, elitist nature of this chan.

>>72791
I may have been in and out of here since this was 78chan, but I must have been out of it for too long. I forgot that this is the kind of chan where people say "self-masturbatory" as though "masturbatory" wasn't enough.

>>72797
>>72791
Don't mind me, just making an EPIC post on the aul 99 chon! xD

(USER WAS FOUND TO HAVE AUTISM)

>>72797

One of these days I'm going to get off my lazy ass and get my admin back. And when that happens there will be no quarter given to people that say stupid shit like that.

Goddamn.

>>72800
That's exactly the kind of self-masturbatory self-masturbating self-masturbation I'd expect of a former 99 admin who used to be an admin but isn't any more.

>>72804

You're not officially a member of 99chan until you've had admin and had it revoked for abuse at least three times.

Someone make me an admin but don't take it away, please

friendly reminder that masturbation i only done with the self, and saying self-masturbation is redundant.

I masturbate with others all the time

>>72906
I believe there to be a stark contrast between the act of masturbation and selfish nature we are trying to describe. The act of masturbation is for the self, and admittedly are usually not more than for the sake of self.

Describing something as self-masturbation feels more voyeuristic to me, as if the masturbator wants others to know that they are the ones masturbating. When multiple people do this, a circle jerk is created.

they should call it selfurbation

>>72927

So pretty much the complete history of 99chan then?