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72677 No. 72677
So before you die you get to play a game with Death, what game do you choose and why? I'm not looking for answers of games that will take forever to play, unless you hellza think you could beat him at it. Just keep in mind that wasting lots of time would probably piss Death off, he's doing you a favor by allowing you this chance. What games do you think he hasn't had time to practice or never hellza got the hang of?
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>> No. 72678
The game is not killing people.
>> No. 72679
Praying contest
>> No. 72680
I'd play chess, its the stereotypical game played with death and I'd find it humorous to actually do it. and if death was a physical entity I'd have no choice but to waste his time as I'd have many many questions.
>> No. 72681
Can it be a sex game
>> No. 72683
wet t-shirt contest

ain't no one gonna vote for a skeleton with no titties
>> No. 72684
Highest number.
>> No. 72685
Mahjong, I don't actually know how to play but a mahjong game to the death would be just like my chinese cartoons.
>> No. 72686
I'd use his physical disabilities to my advantage. For instance, he would probably suck at sports since he's a skeleton and all.
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>>72685
Do they even play mah jong in Japan? You should challenge him to something like Yu Gi Oh.

What kind of deck do you think death would have?
>> No. 72688
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72688
Most any SNK game would be ballza. If nothing else Death and I could share a ballza laugh at the bizarre translations. Best case scenario: I find a way to take advantage of the fact that holding a scythe and playing a video game at the same time would be difficult, but still better than the alternative of leaving the scythe unattended.
>> No. 72689
I wonder what kind of army Death would field in Warhammer
>> No. 72694
Battleship then Twister then that electric tabletop football game.
>> No. 72695
Is Death supposed to be ballza at everything? If he has been around forever and computers are fairly new I would say to him "1v1 me bro" in Dota or something. Guy probably can't play for shit, scrub.
>> No. 72709
Smash bros melee, he couldn't handle nee at that, plus I guess I could set it to endless mode...but I'd rather set it to a finite amount, playing it forever would be worse than death.
>> No. 72711
Choosing for fun I'd go with Civ. If I wanted to win I'd pick chutes and ladders (actually I would pick Uncle Wiggily, but same idea), the reason being that it is entirely luck based which is the only way I will win presuming death is ballza at.
>> No. 72738
I'd probably challenge him to a Diablo II battle on open battle.net. It's anyone's game on Open battle.net.
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