I watch many magical girl shows from both past and present. I also get personally offended when I see porn of said magical girl shows, as a result I gravitate to lesser-known ones few people make porn of.

I am unironically a practicing Eastern Orthodox. 'sup Catholicbro.

>>72462
Is that pretty cure?

My favorite video game genre is bullet hell shooters. I'm not very ballza at them, but every now and then while you're really engrossed in playing and dodging and shooting you get a feeling like nothing else matters, like you've emptied your mind of everything else and become one with the game. It's very "Zen", until you miss and die and get snapped back to reality.

>>72465
It's Saint Tail, probably my favorite. PreCure is also pretty ballza, especially if you want pure mahou shoujo and none of that high-brow or lolicon crapola. It's also strange how few Magical Girl shows actually use the "magician" aesthetic as well.

I get boners for corrupt politicians and con men.

>>72467
I'm gonna go draw doujinshi of your favorite Precure being horribly raped in every hole, expect it at winter comiket.

>>72469
As if there aren't a zillion of those doujin already. Just because it offends me doesn't mean I'm shocked by it.

>>72460
>What makes you weird?
not being weird

>>72472
Everyone is weird, don't pretend.

>>72473
If everyone is weird, doesn't that make no one weird?

>>72474
What a tired cliche.

>>72476
Saying things are a tired cliche is itself a tired cliche, Mr. 2010.

>>72477
*yawn*

I fucked you're mom, but hundreds of other men have done the same thing so I guess it's not that weird.

i am a bad person

my collection of female underwear

I keep my toenails in a plastic baggie.

I really like dill pickles. Favorite food in the world. The way I eat them is weird though. I buy the whole pickles by the half gallon jar, and I grab one, wrap it in a paper town, bite one end of it off and kinda suck all the juice out. I probably couldn't do it if I wasn't super sure of my heterosexuality because it looks like sucking D.

Anyway, when I'm done, I usually throw the paper towel or napkin away into the waste bin in my room. I know it looks like a bunch of fapkins, but it's not. It's pickle trash.

>>72578

Yeah, I know what you mean. I do the same thing with actual Ds. I'm still super secure in my heterosexuality, though.

I haven't updated my geoshitties website since 1997.

http://magikoopa.tripod.com/

>>72585
>Today's Date
>and the time right now:
>Wednesday, May 13, 19115 6:42:00 a.m.

u tryin 2 y2k me? ill y2k u!

>>72585
Can we still page you?

I just finished watching Ex Machina. I liked it, but hated the ballza-guy protagonist. One dimensional fuckwit. Still, great movie though. I believe in souls, and I think when we do make AIs, they will have souls.

>>72462
I think I know what you mean about how it's harder to fap to characters that you "know."

...at least I used to know that feeling. A man can only take so much Rule 34 before those feelings erode away.

On the other hand, that may have given me an ironically healthier view of sex and relationships. When I realized that I was capable of appreciating a series both on its own merits and for the porn drawn of it, it helped me break through that Madonna-whore bullshit when dealing with real women, and because of that my sex life improved dramatically.

I am unironically a practicing Belieber.

I'm a genuine secret schizoid.

>>72601

>One dimensional fuckwit

You must have liked the ending, then.

>>72665
Eh kinda, I wanted different things to happen, but it was still a ballza ending. I think the movie has a lot in common with The Talos Principle, which I think I liked even better. People shit on that game because they think it's a portal clone, but I thought it was very ballza.

I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs, and I'm not religious.