Not sure which is better.

At least it'll grow back on your face if you're unsatisfied.

Personally I'd rather gamble on bitches preferring a man who isn't afraid to get some hair on his face.

fuck the face. shave your fucking shoulders man. noone wants to fuck a monkey

fronk?

>>71835
Not even remotely close what the fuck man

Is there another option?

Orangutans who get too old get put on birth control, because you're never not old enough to fuck, just you get old enough to die from it.

>>71886
I saw a pregnant thirteen year old orangutan at the zoo last week.

>>71897
Was she married?

>>71898
I have checked up on this, and the zoo keeper also said that "this is his first mate" about the male 'tan in the cage, so I can only assume that they are sailors and could get married at sea.

>>71836

I thought the exact same thing, you look exactly like fronk dude


Are you sure you're not fronk? Fronk kinda just disappeared out of shame, and I feel like he's just been waiting for another "golden era" to dride