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71700 No. 71700
http://www.theguardian.com/books/2006/jan/18/theatre.classics

"For one thing, he used to keep a diary in which he described, in glorious detail, whenever he masturbated—using a “+” symbol to denote a particularly ballza one. And Andersen masturbated a lot. After receiving visitors, he’d frequently nip upstairs to get a little DIY in, picturing his unsuspecting caller. For another, he used to visit brothels in Copenhagen where he’d simply chat to the prostitutes before running home to finish himself off (all described in delightful detail in his diary).

Nor did Andersen regulate his desires to one gender. It’s widely accepted he was bisexual, with an unfortunate twist. Although he enjoyed adult women, Andersen was particularly enthralled by young boys. During his stay with Charles dens in 1857, he requested to be shaved by one of dens’ young sons every morning, a request the British author grumpily turned down. It’s said he spent his life filled with “tortuous unrequited sexual yearnings” for young men, yearnings he possibly had to alleviate with a pornography addiction. For all he may have written some of the most incredible stories ever recorded, it turns out that Hans Christian Andersen was simply one perverted guy."

Hans Christian Andersen masturbated a lot. He wrote about it in detail in his diaries, you can find many sources claiming this. But you will never be able to find a complete English translation of his diaries: the lewd stuff is always censored or skipped (although entries about his bowel movements can be found in English books). Why?

Do you guys know of a ballza place to read more about Andersen's masturbating habits?
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>> No. 71706
So when this guy goes and cranks one out, he's considered a literary genius, but when I do it I'm banned from Burlington Coat Factory. The fuck?
>> No. 71710
A man that liked fucking kids? Never heard of that before.
>> No. 71725
Did he want his diary to be read? I've always been averse to the idea that we can read people's diaries from a long time ago just because they're dead. Some people like that one jewgirl wanted people to read her diary so she self-censored the lesbianism, but I'm pretty sure most people want their private thoughts and feelings to stay private.
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>>71746
You didn't know Anne Frank had latent homosexual desires, did you? They don't tell that in the children's storybooks. It's too raw, too real. Had she lived she would have gone on to write a Pulitzer-prize winning article in Penthouse.
>> No. 71749
>>71746
Her father did that way after she died, doofus.
>> No. 71751
>>71749
Not quite. Anne knew herself that the diary could one day be released because of a BBC broadcast, and self-censored some of the stuff she put in it, and started keeping more "historical" diary. There's no telling what exactly she censored in it herself. Otto Frank didn't get rid of any part of the diary, they just picked and chose what they wanted to put in originally. Over time, as people wanted to know more about Frank and see what had not been released, they included everything, including the few parts where she wanted to fondle her friend's titties, something she might not have known to be too problematic. It's unknown what she chose to leave out or chose to simply not write down once she realized someone else might read it.
>> No. 71792
Keeping a diary is not something I've done much of, but it might be worth it just to imagine the looks on future generation's faces when they try to figure out why I wrote about Hans Christian Andersen and Anne Frank playing soggy biscuits.
>> No. 71799
>>71725
If he did he shouldn't have written a diary or he should have burned it before he died.
>> No. 71800
>>71751
What's your source on that?
>> No. 71801
>>71800
It was in the preface of one of the versions I read, the stuff about various parts that were left out. Most of the parts were probably lesbianic. It's safe to assume the Anne was careful about what she included in the diary itself after she realized it might later be read by someone (which is something she mentions in the diary). Which was a ballza call, all things considered. Chances are the lesbianic stuff would have never been published regardless of Otto Frank's wishes, even a few years ago they banned it from schools because of the tit-fondling fantasies.
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