She seems nice..

I can actually post a picture of a local prostitute that I've been to before. She pretends to have a massage website. She's in her 40s, but is really ballza at what she does. She actually gives you a real massage beforehand.

that's awesome. massages are the best way to start off.

>>65305
That's because the massage keeps her out of jail. If you pay for a "massage" and she gives you one, then she could say she's fucking people because she wants to and not because she's being paid.

>>65309
Care to state any more obvious things, tinker bell?

Can you pay a prostitute to just cuddle? I'm a 22 year old virgin and starved for physical contact with another human but I don't want to give up my shot at wizardhood.

>>65311
Only if you can guarantee that you'll be more original than that other copypasta of a dude doing exactly that.

>>65310
Why are you so combative?

>>65319

>>65311
you pay a whore to do anything. many are happy with simple requests like cuddling bc they have their fill of guys wanting to stick things in their ass. as long as you pay then you can play.
but really, you just want to cuddle with this?

>>65336

I thought cuddling was the whole point behind big titties. I mean they don't serve a hugely important function in sex, tit fucking looks cool in porno, but in real life she isn't going to be moaning from it unless she's been paid.

Oxytocin and other chemicals released from full body contact are similar to amphetamines. Some people just crave it, and I completely understand. I do too. It isn't a wishy washy emotional thing, it's a legitimately defined biological process. Cuddling is better than meth for some people.

i like when women cuddle my penis with the insides of their vaginal walls.

(whore in my city)

>>65337
you gotta fuck then cuddle, that's when most oxytocin is released

>but in real life she isn't going to be moaning from it unless she's been paid.

My girlfriend has sensitive nipples and can orgasm from nipple stimulation alone.

wow, 2 lies in 1 sentence! ballza work

>>65336
I wouldn't want to touch that at all, she looks fake and gross. I know looking like a prostitute is kind of part of the job but aren't any of them actually cute?

>>65337

Heh, you mean opiates meng.

Avoision by prostitutes is an ongoing travesty of justice.

>>65347
Taxing prostitution and other forms of compensated dating and services would be quite a windfall.

Huh. I had no idea how lonely I am.

BODY HAIR
Shaven
COCK SIZE
Extra Large
FORESKIN
Uncut
ETHNICITY
Caucasian
LANGUAGES SPOKEN
English, Spanish, French, Italian, Portuguese
SEXUAL POSITION
Versatile
SEXUAL ORIENTATION
Bisexual
SAFE SEX
Always Safe
SMOKING
Non-Smoker
DRUGS
Ask Me
TALENTS
Modeling, Go-Go Dancing, Stripping, Massage, Travel Companion, Tour Guide, Interpreter
TASTES / SPECIALTIES / FETISHES
Vanilla, Kissing, Role Playing, Oral, Anal, Toys, Leather, Sneakers, Feet, S&M, B&D, Fisting, Shaving, Spanking, Latex, Water Sports, Diapers, PNP, Scat
ESCORT'S OUT RATE
$300 USD
ESCORT'S OVERNIGHT RATE
$1200 USD
ESCORT'S WEEKEND RATE
$2500 USD

>>65387
God, a tour guide who will shit on you. It's like every tour guide in Jersey.

>>65345
There are definitely cute ones. My one escort experience was with a cute, kind of punkish girl who claimed in her ad to be 21 and looked it. That said, if I could go back and do it again, I would have gone with a fake-titty pornstar barbie type like >>65336 instead because going to see an escort who looks like the girls you date and meet at friends' parties kind of defeats the point unless you're just really really lonely.

>>65347
"Well I don't say evasion, I say avoision."

i wish i lived in Rio
http://www.riorelax.com.br/tr/Rayanne-Campbell/

not bad I suppose

>>65464
Ass on the left looks gross. Too skinny or something. Right side looks like a bubbly.

>>65468
you're a virgin

>>65476
Not the guy you're talking to, but I'm a tremendous slut and agree with his assessment.

>>65487
It's not just about having an opinion, it's about feeling the need to post it to an anonymous internet forum and describing a perfectly normal ass as "gross".

>>65488
I would fuck the guy with the curly brown hair and the glasses in the back.

I don't see anyone with curly hair and glasses

>>65488
Post a picture of your ass. I bet it's gross too. Your kind stick together.

http://images3.backpage.com/imager/u/medium/139812382/image-1.jpg
http://images1.backpage.com/imager/u/medium/139372959/1409007866241-vz_2.png
http://images2.backpage.com/imager/u/medium/87984820/3-2.jpg
http://images3.backpage.com/imager/u/medium/139715407/20140807_130109.jpg

rude

>>65444
>kind of defeats the point unless you're just really really lonely.

uh

The white girls on my city's black page specifically say NO BLACK MEN about half the time. They've got stuff like this up too. What is this? Birmingham in the 60s?

>>65502
It's probably because black men aren't very respectful. I've heard in it's the same way in England with Pakistanis because Pakistani men try to have sex without condoms or without paying and they often insult prostitutes in various ways.

>>65502
It's because blacks don't tip.

>>65502
that's hilarious. i even see that on ads for black whores. nobody wants the brothers.

>>65497
that first one looks nice

>>65499
uuhuhhuhu... hhuuhuh...

>>65502
>>65505
But I thought black men had bigger ds? Don't women like huge ds?

>>65557
yeah, many women are size queens, but they don't like dudes that are big ds - amirite?

>>65557
Black cock is about the same as white cock. The smallest cocks are Asian cocks. I know much of cock, so please inquire freely.

>>65494

>>65593
some times my pens get hard adn feels funny what do i did

>>65599

Hahaha I can't believe you posted a picture of your own face on the internet fuckwad.

>>65599
Seems like some shit that Fronk would say. lel

>>65605

I don't know why that dude keeps defending that ass and accusing people who don't like the ass of being virgins, being "pointy elbows" internet nerds, etc. It's a gross ass. It's lumpy and unappealing.

>>65612
>accusing people who don't like the ass of being virgins

I only accused one person of being a virgin.

>>65622
Only teenagers tease others about being virgins. I'm not sure if you're old enough to be here.

>>65632
and accusing other people of being underage is totally mature.

I think you're all overage sex havers.

>>65622
that is a nice ass!

>>65634
Being disgruntled over behavior that is commonly associated with juveniles is about as emotionally geriatric as you can get.

>>65651
Yeah, you're a big boy now.

Welcome to Northern Canada. This is all craigslist has for my region that is not almost certainly some kind of scam.
Mostly, though, I'm just replying to this thread because I want to ask the Cuddle Wizard (>>65311)what size spoon he would be paying to be, if he's still around?

Las Vegas, baby.

This girl is from Vegas too.

Pretty sure this girl had booty implants

booty implants girl doesn't have the nicest knockers though

>>65697
She's serving the booty-loving clientele not the booby-loving clientele.

>>65697
What on earth could you possibly find disagreeable about those knockers?

>>65693
where in Northern Canada are you?

>>65735
Toronto. You?

>>65739
>Thinks Toronto is northern Canada

Get a load of this guy. Like how wrong can you be about where north is on a map? I live in fucking Buffalo, does that count as bordering northern Canada? For Christ's sake, I can look across the lake and see Toronto.

>>65741
So, you're a southerner?

HAHA I'm from sudbury T.O. ain't even close to north. Hell people like to call this north but it isn't. Most of northern Ontario is uninhabited bush land with a few third world quality reservations here and there. Most of northern Canada is uninhabited because its a frozen god damn wasteland majority of the time. You want north look at places like Edmonton, Prince Albert or anything in the Yukon or Northwest territories or Nunavut.

Toronto exists in the southern most tip of Ontario far below most other Canadian cities, Do you even get minus 40 bro?

>>65771
It gets colder than that in Toronto. Toronto is very cold.

>>65741
Who are you mauvetexting dude?

Can we go back to talking about/posting hookers

>>65739
>>65771
I played hockey last season in Mattawa and Powassan, and this season I'm in Parry Sound. Route 17 is what's normally considered the divide between Northern and Central Ontario, though Wikipedia from some reasons believes I'm currently in the North. Mattawa and Powassan were -40 pretty much mid-December through the middle of January. The natives on my teams though were from fucking James Bay, a bay (on a bay?) on the fucking Arctic ocean. Waswanipi and Chisasibi and the like get to like -50/60, so those kid were pretty much sweating at 0F. So really, Toronto? I'm New York City, whereby I'm from the Southern US.

>>65693 here.
In response to >>65735, I'm from Kitimat, on the BC coast(Fuck Enbridge, btw)Which, along with Edmonton, is geographically more around the middle of the country than truly in the North, to be fair. Still much farther North than the majority of the population though.
Anyway, yeah, it also bugs me when Southerners refer to themselves as Northerners, especially people from Victoria or Toronto, who live below the 49th parallel.
I'd post another hooker.. but again, that last one pretty much taps out my whole, European country sized, region.

>>65819
Why would you attempt to use the word "whereby" when you clearly aren't sure how to use it correctly?

>>65834
Had I not made a glaring typographical error, this grammatical error wouldn't've occurred. Which brings me to my next point: why would you point THAT out? And my final point: because you're a pretentious cornsock, and want everyone in Canada to know, that you know, how to use "whereby" in a sentence. A rich harvest to you and your congregation, reverend.

>>65845
No, I'm with him. You tried to sound eloquent and brainy and it backfired. Just look it up and do it right next time. It's ok. Just change out "whereby" with "in which" and that may help you out. Won't always be correct, but, meh.
"Laundry is a process IN WHICH one's clothing is cleaned."

And maybe I'm just not seeing it, but I have no idea what typo could make that correct.

>>65845
Your weird, stilted language aside, it was just an attempt to help you. When you use "fancy words" incorrectly among the general masses, you'll be fine. But why not expand your conversational base by actually learning how to use these words? It will broaden horizons.