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208 No. 208 hide quickreply [Reply]
Could this video be made into a token? I think you'll all agree that it is a masterpiece.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqqayXlWL8g
>> No. 215
I humbly request that poster names be changed from Marquez to Nigger Nogger Asshole Clogger.


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211 No. 211 hide quickreply [Reply]
Make me a mobile site.
>> No. 217
99chan mobile is only avalible to GOLD+ and PREMIUM PLATINUM account holders.
>> No. 239
That's a load of horse shit.


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229 No. 229 hide quickreply [Reply]
What the heck happened to the 99chan radio?
>> No. 230
>>229
I think I hosted it last and p much no one listened to it or DJed on it and so I got bored and gave it to someone and disappeared for 6 months (see: got in a fight with kod so got zlined) 7chan has a radio but they can't into automation. If there is interest for a 99ch one I could maybe try and dig out all the old shit i used to run it with
>> No. 232
>>230
I'd be willing to try and run with with you
even if its just for irc
>> No. 233
>>232
Hit me up on irc then I guess.
>> No. 234
In case anyone cares, what happened to /b/? It's just a white screen.
>> No. 238
>>233
Who are you?


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235 No. 235 hide quickreply [Reply]
HEY CRABDICKS, /B/ IS DOWN. WHY IS /B/ NOT WORKING?
>> No. 236
There are a lot of chan websites that appear to have been ddos'd today. 2ch and 8ch were down for a long time 420chan and 711chan are still down, I would guess this is unrelated though.
>> No. 237
Hey guys, it looks like an error with the fact that we have to use 16kb buffers to enable to board to work with nginx but Ubuntu only supports 4k blocks in memory which is causing some screwups during page generation. We're looking into it and doing what we can.

At the moment we're looking at moving to a new server maaaaybe this weekend that will be running FreeBSD which should fix the problem. Until then we have to regenerate the board every time this happens, I might set up a cron script to do it automatically every hour.

Its fixed now, sorry for that.


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228 No. 228 hide quickreply [Reply]
Nice cheesegraters lads
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231
thanks bro i got them from the jamie oliver collection


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220 No. 220 hide quickreply [Reply]
FIX WEBM UPLOADING YOU GAYBOYS
>> No. 221
ok try now


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209 No. 209 hide quickreply [Reply]
Now that /b/ is the Korova Milk Bar, can we wordfilter "girl" to "devochka"


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205 No. 205 hide quickreply [Reply]
I'm trying to reply on /h/ but it keeps telling me that I've inputted the wrong Captcha. The other boards let me post as normal.

Also, the only Captcha I'm seeing is ¯\(°_O)/¯

Thanks in advance, also cookie recipes will be provided for answers
>> No. 206
Yeah seems to be the same in every other captcha-enabled board. Like, the system's running, but there's no actual captcha showing up.
>> No. 207
Any word on if this will be fixed? I'd like to get back to posting.


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198 No. 198 hide quickreply [Reply]
there's child porn on the /men/ board

what the fuck, mods
>> No. 199
I work all day away from computers and get rid of pretty much 95% of spam (that is never reported, by the way).

What I'm trying to say, I suppose, is: Be patient (and report that shit, goddamn).
>> No. 203
>>199 We do our best, but persistently changing IP addresses, image hashes, and other measures taken by the spammers and tailored to the *chan system make it difficult. Report all problematic posts via our report function, and carry on about your business, citizen.


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193 No. 193 hide quickreply [Reply]
Would you guys mind if I used Paisley theme for my own board? :3
>> No. 194
so long as you don't post here ever again, sure
>> No. 195
>>194
B-but why?!?! ;_;
>> No. 196
>>195
The Paisley background is a registered trademark of 99chan inc. and parent company Superior Internet Productions. Any trademark violations or copyright infringements will result in swift legal action and/or surprise buttsecks.
>> No. 197
I wrote it, sure go ahead.
>> No. 210
99chan should DMCA anyone using a paisley pattern for anything. Lets only hope we catch Jab wearing a paisley tie.


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113 No. 113 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Was /lit/ folded into something else?
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>> No. 116
While we're on the topic I want throw the idea out there to the admins interested in /wri/ & /lit/. I bet the gentle reader in the post above is not the only one to be confused by this. If a new person or long absent returnee were to come back here they wouldn't know what happened to /lit/, or that there WAS a /lit/. Other imageboards have /lit/. /wri/? not so much. Maybe it should be /lit/ and not /wri/ not so much as a reflection of the content but just so people will know what it is/how to find it. I would like to hear other thoughts on this.
>> No. 117
I'd touch a mods d to get .lit back. I still have a bunch of jpeg+rars from wayback.
>> No. 118
>>117
It still exists, it's just combined into /wri/. Post away!
>> No. 119
>>118
Can I touch your d anyway?
>> No. 122
>>113
Isn't this supposed to be a "SFW" board?


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158 No. 158 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Someone is spamming CP ad links all over the site and it makes me nervous to even visit. If the decision is really between captcha and prison then I think most of us would prefer to have a captcha.
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>> No. 174
>>172
That's kind of a bug-thing business. That's why we made the sticky.
>> No. 180
Please do something about all the CP, there is still no captcha and even /b/ is infested, not to mention the slower boards.
>> No. 186
>>180
Captcha wouldn't deter posting CP links at all, it would just make posting a pain in the ass. You don't have to click the fucking links, even then just clicking isn't illegal since in order to even report it you would need to see it, stop over reacting.
>> No. 187
>>186
Yes it would, because 90% of the spam I ban is bots.
>> No. 190
There's a bunch more CP spam in /s/ and probably other porn boards. When are you planning on adding a captcha?


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189 No. 189 hide quickreply [Reply]
/elit/ is listed as sfw apparently, pictures posted there are showing up in the latest pictures thing on the front page.


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181 No. 181 hide quickreply [Reply]
how is this board even possible?

(LIKE THIS)


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176 No. 176 hide quickreply [Reply]
what chan software does this run on?

pls tell
>> No. 177
hint, press the "end" key


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171 No. 171 hide quickreply [Reply]
Posting here because /ask/ Filesize limit is 1024kb


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167 No. 167 hide quickreply [Reply]
Where is the alcohol board? Did you really tell it to go? That's very disappointing.
>> No. 168
/b/


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163 No. 163 Locked hide quickreply [Reply]
Am I the most interesting person on 99chan?
>> No. 164
no


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157 No. 157 hide quickreply [Reply]
I feel that /docta/, /ask/ and /phil/ have significantly overlapping content.

They're great boards, don't get me wrong. “Organisations that create mentally healthy workplaces, can expect a positive return on investment. For every dollar spent on effective initiatives, there is on average $2.30 in benefits to be gained by the organisation” (Creating a mentally healthy workplace – Return on investment analysis PwC report). That probably translates into donations, on an image board (maybe, dunno, whatever).

How about: /psy/(chology), /theo/logy, and /rel/ationships?
>> No. 161
/docta/ used to be, and remains, primarily /rel/ationships, though now that /dream/ was merged into it, it's a little more haphazard. It's also always been a place to come with mental health issues.

/ask/ has always been more intended to be general questions, with specifics sent to their own board.

/phil/ is obviously for philosophy. I'm not sure where it overlaps heavily with either of the other two.


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156 No. 156 hide quickreply [Reply]
Why the fuck is the home page and half the boards 404'ing?


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