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545 No. 545 Locked Stickied hide quickreply [Reply]
cats cats cats cats cats cats cats.. A place where we can love and learn to love the cats on Earth.

1. No spam.
2. No dogs, unless accompanied by cats.
3. No gore kitties(cats squashed by trucks with a r.i.p. sign).

p.s. Tiger is missing. I can't find him. ;-;


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631 No. 631 hide quickreply [Reply]
Come on guys, say it with me.

This is my cat. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My cat is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My cat, without me, is useless. Without my cat, I am useless. I must love my cat true. I must shoot straighter than any enemy who is trying to kill my cat. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will... My cat and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit... My cat is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my cat clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will.... Before God I swear this creed. My cat and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but Peace.
>> No. 632
>My cat, without me, is useless.

This is the only unrealistic statement in the adaptation. "Without me, my cat would chill somewhere warm and get into my snacks."


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626 No. 626 hide quickreply [Reply]
This is an ocicat. They are bred to look like a wild animal, and yet they are just a cat. I think that's pretty cool.
>> No. 627
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627
It's always funny when people use the clippers on their Maine coon to make them look like a lion. How offended the cat always seems to look at not being taken seriously is part of the fun really.
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I know it's a cliché, but holy shit, have I always wanted a manul. unfortunately, they're apparently prone to infection and stuff because, y'know, wild animal and all.
>> No. 630
>>629
I was sure I could find a domestic cat that looked like this and I tried looking everywhere, but I could not :(


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32 No. 32 hide expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
OH NO THE CAT GIF THREAD IS GONE.
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>> No. 550
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rude
>> No. 622
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This is how i feel right now.
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>>622

Oh no! Please feel better soon.

regards,
cot
>> No. 625
>>501

I cannot believe how calm and collected that cat is. Owls are usually mean motherfuckers when they're pissed off, too.
>> No. 628
>>522
By bet is on a dog. I wonder if the dog chased it.


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334 No. 334 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
CAT VIDEO THREAD!!!

Post your cat videos.
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>> No. 547
  Play this video to your cats to make them freak out.
>> No. 548
>>542
Dat bitch has a NICE pusssy.
>> No. 549
>>548
I wonder how she got her cat to just stand between her legs. When my cat goes between my legs, he falls asleep.
>> No. 618
  >>547
>>547
it works... the look he gives you at the end
>> No. 624
>>618
I vote your cat for moderator.


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621 No. 621 hide quickreply [Reply]
I hate cats.

(USER WAS HATED IN RETURN FOR THIS POST)


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222 No. 222 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
For all of you old school 99chan cat board fans, I wanted to let you all know that my special girl Bean is going to be put down later in the week.

She stopped using the catbox about 6 months ago and we've exhausted all known remedies and options. She's been to the vet 4 times, we've talked to the SPCA and to local cat organizations here and we've tried medications and even cat Prozac.

You were all so supportive when I posted pics of Hot Karl, Kitten Oedipuss and Bean, I just thought you should know.

BEANS!
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>> No. 257
My cat pisses where ever it likes now days.
A week or so ago she pissed on my work clothes that I'd layed on my bed, about to change in to. That didn't go down well, being my only clean work clothes.

She has a very annoying meow and my brothers always kicking, yelling and generally annoying it.
Even now as I lay in bed typing away on my netbook I can smell cat urine.

Having a giant-ass computer generates a lot of heat making my room the warmest in the house, so she's always on my bed which makes me feel all the more emotionally attached to her as I've always been there when she wakes up from her slumber. That aside, I'm really beginning to think it would be best if we just put her down.

RIP, Bean <3
>> No. 274
>>256
cats are fine in cold weather, especially if you only leave them outside for a few hours. Just buy a dog house or something to shield kitty from the snow if you're worried.
>> No. 612
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I like how I can create a thread in January 2012, check back and see it is still here. Bean may be gone, but we've achieved Triad status again with the addition of.....Mercury.
>> No. 613
Oh bugger it all to hell, I should never have come back.
>> No. 615
>>612

Well that's bizarre, my posts in this thread were pretty much the last time I came to 99chan, I get the idea to give it another look after all this time just a few days after you do the same. Mercury looks mischievous.


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206 No. 206 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
This was my cat. I miss him.
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>> No. 211
Nothing like a good lioncat. He looks like he was a wonderful cat.
>> No. 242
>>212
We had a cat like that when I was little. We found it in our neighborhood and adopted it. There wasn't anything down there so we named it Lola but when we went to go have her fixed it turned out Lola was a Lolie
>> No. 529
>>206
Cats are very special creatures. I own a cat and it's made our house a home and enriched our lives. Despite what people think, cats are very loving, intelligent and caring. Those who don't believe that have never experienced what it is to have a cat they've bonded with, then feel the pain of not having it. You can't describe that bond but it's one that stays in your heart forever.
>> No. 609
Perth-based cat? I liked him :(
>> No. 614
>>206
Your cat had an amazingly poofy tail


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552 No. 552 hide expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
Hey /cat/, here's a blast from the near-past which I thought you'd enjoy. Back in the day, if you had a hobby or interest - there was probably a magazine about it! Here's an old magazine for cat lovers put out by the cat-food giant 9 Lives. Their spokescat, Morris, was a handsome, orange, feline beast (he has a glorious centerfold) - and, reputedly, extremely finicky about what he ate (so you should totally buy their food because it's Morris-approved).

Anyhow, sit back in your time-travel chair, pretend you're in a warm waiting room in the winter of 1990, and flip through the pages of The Morris Report.
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600
rude
>> No. 601
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rude
>> No. 608
AWESOME HAPPY TIMES

Thank you, OP :3
>> No. 610
Oh my goodness, this is what DTA was invented for. You, sir, are a gentleman of the highest order. Thank you.
>> No. 611
>>608
>>610
You're most welcome! Glad to share, and see it enjoyed.


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602 No. 602 hide quickreply [Reply]
I need some help

> 1 year old cat
> Had for 4 months
> Litter Trained

Suddenly decides that she is too good for the litter box and the best place to go is on my bed, while I am asleep. So now I have her locked in the laundry room and she, like always, is squatting on her litter pretending to pee.

She will sit there for 5 minutes, leave and piss/shit on my bed.


I don't know if she is sick, or being a complete fucking asshole, 4chan was thinking it could possibly be an infection. What do you guys think?
>> No. 607
Bladder infection, bladder stones (pretty fucking likely) which are blocking the urethra to some extent.
You've got a very very short window to get her to a vet. Get off the web!
When cats avoid their usual litter spot it's because they associate it with pain and/or failure. And once kidneys go on a cat it's bye bye kitty time.

I know what I'm talking about since I've had one die from kidney failure and one saved in the nick of time when exhibiting symptoms just like yours.

Actually I just looked at the date of your post and it's probably too late for you. But for others? If your cat does this?

VET


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533 No. 533 hide quickreply [Reply]
Post 'em if you got 'em.
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rude
>> No. 540
>>544
Did you touch its butt?


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473 No. 473 hide quickreply [Reply]
Does /cat/ like my cat?
>> No. 474
No.

Just kidding, of course. Post more of this fine specimen.
>> No. 515
Show me some more of that fine pussy.
>> No. 539
>>473
Yurrrs, purdy c: I bet kitty is loud rofl


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528 No. 528 hide quickreply [Reply]
This is Teddy. He is capable of operating doorhandles.

We are doomed.
>> No. 530
My cat would also open doors. Hell he could even open locked doors by biting the lock handle (if I had locked myself in my room and he wanted out but I had my headphones on or something) AND he would even open up my window shutters (pic related) whenever he wanted to bask in sunlight (which was frequently), often blinding me since I would be sitting in a dark room. Sometimes he would even wake me up this way.

Cats are scary smart, they just aren't obedient.
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>>530
forgot my pic, my shutters were pretty much exactly like the third one


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492 No. 492 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Merry Catmas /cat/! I got a new camera; can you guess what that makes your present? :3

Rusty on my /cat/iquette as far as image sizes go, so my apologies if the photo is a bit big.
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"Fuck off!"
>> No. 518
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Obnoxiously snoring away on the couch beside me while I try to watch the hockey game.
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EARLIER THAT DAY: Kitty HATES flash photography.
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So I got a new puppy today...
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...and my kitty is not so happy about it right now. Sadly I put my camera away by the time she came out of hiding to (tentatively) investigate, but there was some hissing, a kitty smack (I don't think she used her claws), and puppy running away yelping.


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439 No. 439 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
>:(

(LE EBIK GRUMBY CAT MAY MAY xD)
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>> No. 475
>>470
I think guys with Down Syndrome are adorable. They're always such sweethearts.
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>>475
There really is someone for everyone!
>> No. 513
>>500
she never said she would fuck a guy with down syndrom

however, some girls with down syndrom on the other hand...
>> No. 520
>>513
yea what about them?
>> No. 521
>>520
They will fuck anything. They will fuck anything ever.


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485 No. 485 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
What's your opinion on my cat?

He's a rebel without a cause.
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>>486
when he was younger he used to sleep next to my keyboard <3
>> No. 488
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488
and here's and artsy picture
>> No. 489
>>487
Daww. My cat decided the computer table was a suitable throne in his olden days (previously he wasn't allowed on furniture and knew it), and he would curl up on all the important papers strewn about unless you were quick to move them from beneath him before he got into position.

>>488
How did you do that? Is it just a digital filter?
>> No. 490
>>489
I have an analogue camera and I scanned the exposed film, then I used some photoshop to add some brightness and whatnot
>> No. 491
Oh, gotcha. That's a neat technique.


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448 No. 448 hide quickreply [Reply]
This was in the local paper. What a tough kitty.

One time when I was a kid, our big tom cat was gone for 4 or 5 days (he was kind of the king of the town and it was not unusual for him to be gone for 2 or 3 days, but beyond that we got a little worried) and when he came back his face was all swollen and bloody. The whole front of his face was puffed waaay up. We had no idea what happened, though the general consensus was that he got into somebody's shed or barn or maybe an abandoned house and something fell on his head.

He spent the next 2 weeks hiding in the basement all day until my dad got home from work, at which point he would sit on my dad's lap, and sleep while my dad gently stroked him.

Upon recovery, he was back out on the town, and less than a year later, after being missing for over a week, we found him almost 2 kilometers out of town by the highway, dead.

This thread is a tribute to business cats who don't let injury put an end to their cat business.
>> No. 471
Damn right. My parents' cat would often wander their small town, and one day they found the cat in bed with them covered in blood with two broken legs. They followed the blood smear halfway across town to where she's been hit. The fat old bitch dragged herself on two broken legs across town, up a flight of stairs and up onto their bed.
They spent like 3 grand getting pins in her spine and legs, and today she's just as fat and bitchy as ever, and can run/jump fine. My dad built her a little cat gymnasium under the deck for when she wants to go outside
>> No. 472
Σ:3
>> No. 476
>>471
>and today she's just as fat and bitchy as ever
I'm laughing pretty hard at this. Cats are so wonderfully ungrateful for everything.
>> No. 477
My first family cat (from before I was born through to when I was 4 or 5) used to always go out and do her thing in much the same way. She'd be gone for 2-3 days, then be back for a week before disappearing again for 2-3 days. She was spayed, and never came back with injuries so no big deal on those fronts, but fuck I suspect she killed a lot of shit. Most notable was when she maimed a jack rabbit and dragged it back to the house in the middle of the night. It was stupidly hot at the time, so all the windows in the house were open with it being way too unbearable to close them. We all had to listen to the rabbit screaming from under the deck for quite some time while it bled out (my folks couldn't find it/didn't want to go looking under the deck when they went to try to silence it). If you've ever heard a rabbit screaming you know it isn't a pleasant thing to listen to, especially not for a long time while you're trying to sleep. Cat didn't care though, she was boss. Standard proud to bring something back cat attitude. Similar shit with mice and birds, but damn that rabbit was something.

Her luck ran out eventually though. Went off one day and never came back. We suspect the coyotes got her (new development on the very edge of the city; so some coyotes still in the area when we lived there and relatively few people). It was a pity; she was a love when she was in the house. All my kitties are house kitties after that one.
>> No. 478
>>477
>proud to bring something back cat attitude
>cat attitude
I believe the proper term is "cattitude, though I can let this minor error of etiquette slide just this once.

>We suspect the coyotes got her
OP here. We were always surprised that the cat I wrote about in my first post managed to evade death by coyotes, as there was a pack of them howling away about 3 or 4 kilometers to the north west of town for virtually my whole childhood. A lot of people on farms surrounding the town lost cats and chickens and small dogs to coyotes and foxes.

That's pretty impressive that your kitty managed to wrangle a rabbit!

>All my kitties are house kitties after that one.
It's always sad losing a cat, but I try not to let that make me shelter them too much. I just think if I was a kitty, I'd rather live 4 or 5 years romping around outdoors getting into fights and stalking prey and generally skulking around than 12-15 years of indoor life. As a loving owner, it's a tough decision to make, though, and one that I don't judge people about; it's up to your discretion to decide what you think is best for your cat and if the decision is made out of love and concern for the cat's well-being then it's a good decision.


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464 No. 464 hide quickreply [Reply]
Hey guys, >>247 here.

Tommy was actually my roommate's cat so when I moved I had to leave her there. But, since I moved back home with my mom like a big loser, I got reunited with my mom's kitty.

Her name is Isis.


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171 No. 171 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
A few strays hanging around the hood.
This one is called Casper.
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>> No. 176
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Simon in the back, Marla in combat and Casper scouting the point.
>> No. 202
These are the cutest strays I've ever seen.

Quality cats, sir. I didn't want you to think your thread has been ignored. More of these kitties?
>> No. 288
ridiculously adorable
>> No. 398
>>288
I second this notion
>> No. 463
>>398

Yes, give us more.


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361 No. 361 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Hay /cat/! What do you think of my kitty?
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>> No. 365
>>363
i didn't type rude. Wtf?
>> No. 384
>>365
It's the default text when you don't put a message.

Also your cat is pretty cute. Female calico, I assume?

SAGE has been used.
>> No. 397
>>361
TF2 Cat edition
>> No. 450
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Cute, here is mine
>> No. 460
>>450
I love those big dilated cateyes.


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