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No.219  [Reply]

I better not fucking see a single more GODDAMN pedo-apologist thread, or I'm FUCKING burning down everything
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my vagina smells like shit
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No.381  [Reply]
where is /gent/
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Right here.
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In Tokyo I took an older prostitute to bed. She called herself "Mama-san", which is what they used to call brothel Madams in Japan in WWII. She wasn't that old obviously but they still use the term. They also used it in Vietnam to refer to all older ladies since they whored out their daughters so often. Whore over there are always very complimentary. She kept calling me boy and I tried to explain to her how it was considered offensive to some to call adult women girls. She seemed to enjoy my broken Japanese, and had a delightful laugh. There's a good chance I'll never see her again, the thought makes me a little sad but it drives me. Maybe I'll work an extra hour here and there so I can go back and try to find her again. Even if she doesn't remember me, we can have a nice conversation as strangers again.

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No.378  [Reply]
Dick ants. Anyone got the original video of the guy flopping his dick around in a pile of ants? I was that guy. I just wanna see it again I obviously didn't see it.
¨ No.379
No but there is a movie called Antfarm Dickhole. Perhaps that would interest you as well.

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No.336  [Reply]
It's been like ten years, guys. It feels like that.

Anyone got the pic of the viking helmet penis guy yet??

I need a laugh
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¨ No.358
motherfucker wtf are you talking about
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Back on the old chan a dude on a board became a legend by posting an entire saga of his dick wearing a Lego viking hat and slaying a monster and all that.

It was one hell of a thread.

Btw I'm kinda old school. I'd piss off the dicks in IRC sometimes but sundevil was always cool. That crazy drunk guy was a little up my ass and overprotective, can't remember his name.

I fucked around on this chan years and years ago.

And I want that thread cap. It was amazing>>358
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No.364  [Reply]
Slip your dick in and move your hips to the beat of the song.
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Thanks for reminding me how much I want to fuck a turkey one of these days... Is it safe? If I heat it in the microwave or something and use a condom, that would be fine right?
¨ No.369
Raw dog it, be a man. I cum inside literally all food I eat before I cook it, because I'm hardcore. Be hardcore.

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No.352  [Reply]
W-what--?!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!

My cabin! What's happened to my cabin?!! And my loli!! Oh, my god.... It's all gone...!
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Hello, my friend! Very good that you are here. Welcome to my home; seat yourself as you please, as you please.
Tell me. What can I do for you today?
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I've lost everything, old man! My beloved cabin... My dear loli.... But if I think about it, even more than that.

I've lost memories, and friendships forged! All those different guests who came into my little home... They didn't respect my space at all, but they were still appreciated, you know? God, I even miss that bastard who wanted to fuck dogs.... They were all dear to me! But now.... Now.......!!!!

THEY'RE ALL DEAD!!!! GONE, lost in a madman's drug-fueled rage!!
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I can't stop crying.

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No.308  [Reply]
Didn't we have more threads than this? I swear there were more threads the last time I visited. I distinctly remember a rage thread, and a thread bout dragon ball z.

Did you fucks manage to wipe our one and only board
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if its been months then yes - you missed the long period of downtime as well.
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I think they should just publicly post the mod password, so we can all have equal opportunity to fuck everything up.
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just delete all mod and admin logins. cant break the site if u cant touch it

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No.304  [Reply]
Who else is looking forward to nuclear war?
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its gonna be ok man
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I want to feel my throbbing erection be pulled apart in a nuclear blast. I want to get radiation poisoning and slide my foreskin off like the peel off a boiled plum. Oh yes, I'm looking forward to it.
¨ No.341
That's very saucy. It reminds me of the time Cas rubbed plum sauce on his nards and forced three puppies to lick it off while he beat his schlong like nothing you've ever seen. Gee golly.

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No.327  [Reply]
I come back all these years later and you niggers nuked your site? What about angryboku.jpeg and Hoegaarden?
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99chan where 5 of the threads on the front page are meta threads.
¨ No.329
I'm the mother of four children by five different fathers and I crave the comfort and stability of a committed relationship.

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No.322  [Reply]
wtf is this place?
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A graveyard and the memorial for obscure jokes and inside humor long forgotten.
¨ No.324
This is where little girls discuss fashion.

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