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No.167  [Reply]
oh baby you got what i need
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¨ No.172
>>168
thank you for sacrificing yourself to the god of formatting, for the good of all of us
your cause will be remembered
¨ No.174
drugs arent real

crack is a placebo conspiracy
¨ No.198
I want to shove a potato up my urethra and destroy my asshole worth a sledgehammer.

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No.176  [Reply]
Bindi hate thread? Bindi hate thread.

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No.148  [Reply]


Greetings fellow /99/users.
Firstly

I have been visiting your website for many years (maybe 2008)/

I have grown to trust the input of /99's special user base highly, and greatly value the blend of imageboard user/ distaste for typically imageboard culture/unique culture.

Now that the hello is taken care of, I have an idea for a fun project.

Please help me to flesh out the idea and potential.

Let's suppose the possibility that Amazon decided to produce and sell it's own laptop.

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For Question One - Personally I wouldn't lean to heavily into VR if I were Amazon. At least not right now. They'd already be quite late to the party, and there's no guarantee the competitors are even going to be that successful over the long term. "Good" VR also requires a lot more graphics processing than that could handle, generally speaking. If we're going to assume that Amazon is going to want VR for gaming, then I would just go with a more mundane gaming laptop. Like the Switch, it can be mid-range for $500 but unlike the Switch can be used more widely. In any case if you wanted to push VR I would bundle a headset with it.

Question Two - The main barrier to entry when it comes to Linux for many people at least is it can't play games. Sure I like to nerd it up and pretend like I use Linux a lot- but the reality is I'm on Windows 95% of the time because I like to play games and not enough are on Linux yet.

Third Question - Personally I'd go with something like Rainforest, Jungle, or just Forest. You can take it farther with "Junglebook" but copyright issues abound there. Something that is quite distinguishable, marketable, and easy to remember. Fuck it you can also make donations to save the rainforest stuff if you wanted to. I've never really thought the names of "Kindle" and "Fire" and shit like that ever really jived with the company name. It's probably their biggest issue right now- their branding is quite generic and all over the place. Only thing that's iconic is that smile logo and there's only so much you can do with that. You could always go with some Greeky as well I guess, but it runs the risk of looking like you have your head in clouds when it should be down to earth.

Generally if Amazon were looking to do something like this, they'd have offer value that is currently being offered at that price point. People get frustrated with laptops especially because they quickly become shit after a few years. Engineering it from the bottom-up to be a user-friendly "family laptop" that can actually be relied on to operate smoothly over time should be its biggest draw. If you want to lean in to gaming at all, they should be working on a deal with some developer now to create an exclusive "killer app" for it, as well as reaching out to get it broader support. Start calling up indie devs and get them to a great-looking, fun game that doesn't demand too much graphically and something kids can enjoy along with adults. Basically be the only alternative to Nintendo games. Offer a payday to Blizzard to get their catalog on it.

Oh, and give those who buy it Prime. At least an extended 1 year trial or something, and then maybe discount it after that or something. Giving people the sense that they're buying something more than just another screen, which Amazon is in a unique position to do. Give it the performance and sleek look of a Macbook but at half the price, and give it more full offline functionality so you can take it in the car.

That's just my two cents, I still might not buy it even with all that but I'd probably get one for my parents and that's a good sign.
¨ No.166
Give deals on parts bought through amazon for those who plan to upgrade the graphics card and such.>>148
¨ No.173
God damn it Jeff Bezos. Fuck off from /b/ for a minute and police those damn chinamen on your webzone who keep sending me folding camping chairs that fall apart

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No.120  [Reply]
John Dunsworth, the actor who portrayed Jim Lahey. Died a few days ago.
RIP to the drunkest, gayest Canadian ever.
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>>127
this springs to mind
¨ No.163
He pretended to be a drunk and his homosexuality was played solely for lazy laughs

I saw the some of the netflix trailer park episodes and the one with Snoop Dogg was so painfully bad I had to quit. It was just fuvking embarassing. That show had like 3 maybe 4 good seasons.
¨ No.165
>>163
shutup ; _ ;

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No.133  [Reply]
hey guis wuts happening in dis thred?
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racists of illinois, tbh
¨ No.151
Roi Roi
Mimimimimimi
¨ No.154
Ubu, cock holes.

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No.116  [Reply]
What the mother fuck happened to this place???
¨ No.117
It turns out that while pine sol has a great smell, and cleans like a mother fucker, you probably still shouldn't pour it directly into the server to clean it. Learning things everyday.
¨ No.118
Goddamn when did you get back
¨ No.124
Go away and never come back or I'll murder you.

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No.71  [Reply]
IT'S BACK YOU BITCHES
NOT EVEN (SITE) DEATH WILL SAVE YOU FROM ME
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>>76
I DON'T SEE SHIT NIGGER
MAYBE IF YOU'D MADE A BETTER THREAD I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO MAKE THIS ONE
¨ No.108
>>88
ARE YOU TOO FUCKING RETARDED TO NAVIGATE PAGES ON AN IMAGEBOARD??? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A NIGGER YOU UNEDUCATED SWINE
¨ No.114
>>108
FUCK

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No.26  [Reply]
Hey guys, I'm creating a card game.
I need some pure creative inspiration. I'm looking for niche and unique art concepts.
The fantasy is as broad as Yugioh* but more strategic like magic. The scale of game goes from particles to gods. There's dynamically generated content of course.

*minus the bubble heroes

This is what I need inspiration for:
-Lands, areas, environments
-Forms and expressions of energy
-Vehicles, buildings (inside and outside is okay)
-Tactics and skills
-Events and expressions
-objects and creatures
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¨ No.45
>>29
Actually, that would be fun to see an aggressively pornographic trading card game. The built-in controversy about the subject matter almost guarantees you media exposure, and as we all know, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
¨ No.77
>>45
The loser gets fucked!!
¨ No.78
Does anybody want to play Uno?

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No.68  [Reply]

¨ No.72
WHOAAAAAA

That means we're getting 11 TIMES the viruses by posting on this site

that's 10 plus 1 malware and that's muy malo

WHOOAAAAAAAAAA

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No.22  [Reply]
remember to scream when u are feeling stressed or anxious, this "primal scream" will activate dopamine and make you calm down

let skeltal teach you
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BUT CAN I REPLACE SCREAMING WITH MASTURBATION

I AM ASKING FOR A FRIEND
¨ No.61
>>60
You can do both at the same time. Try it.
¨ No.69
>>22
Is this why autists reeeee? Does this mean that they're a modern human with the barriers taken down that make them happy to scream and go to war?
Who knows?
Chuck Testa.

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