Hollywood are continuing to chip away at my faith in humanity. Lovely.

And they managed to crowbar in those little plastic placemarker things, except now they explode and probably have nothing to do with semi-random guessing. What a pile of fuck.

SAGE has been used.

The studio could have made this movie regardless of hasbro. Probably had it sitting around for ages.

Hasbro got the studio to name it Battleship so they could advertise their board game, the studio gets brand recognition for their movie, both party's win

it was never about creating a movie about battleships (a movie based on Battleship is fucking retarded anyway). It is, and always is, about selling product.

Fuck everyone, I'm unabashedly pumped for Battleship.

can't wait until the Monopoly movie comes out.

SAGE has been used.

fuck yeah monopoly
a car,shoe,dog and cannon go through an adventure through time and finances

>>125 here. Saw it, and holy fucking hell was it bad. I knew the acting and plot would be terrible, but I was at least expecting top-notch naval warfare (I get a huge boner for that shit, and it almost never gets shown in movies). But holy shit, there were like, two scenes of actual ship combat, and 45 minutes of fuckface's girlfriend mucking about with a legless vet on a mountain. Do not see this movie.

I torrented it the other day. I got about twenty minutes in, and just couldn't watch anymore. There were some good elements in it, but at the end of the day, I could see it was a polished turd. I have better things to waste an hour of my life on.

I got as far as the CGI SUPER BLAST PLASMA RADIO TRANSMISSION. I think it was in the first 10 minutes. This is why I don't watch new movies.

>>147
The whole world is one city with one, one-way road. With the right director/company it could be very fun and strange.