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No. 85
I dunno, I think his rage is understandable, just misplaced.
I mean, think about it. You see a movie you think is amazing, make a thread dedicated to it, then watch it fade and die since there's maybe two dozen unique posters on this board. You've probably tried to talk about it other places-- with your friends, other messageboards, but they just shrugged it off. "We've never seen it," they say. "Gross! Is that foreign?" they say. Then, a month later, you check back-- it's on top! Someone finally posted! You click on reply, your eyes shimmering with glee and your saliva rolling down your chin. Finally, you can have a reasonable, well-worded discussion with the Internet about a cool, under-appreciated film!
Yet when you read the post, you're confused. It's just two sentences. Just two fucking sentences. No mention of anything in the movie besides cocks being chopped off and "it's really fucking long". You can feel your vision slowly fade to red. Rational thought begins to fade from your mind. All that's left is a simple phrase that echoes to the corners of your skull, a steady, hypnotic beat.
YOU FUCKING FUCK.
The trailer did kick quite a bit of ass, though. I'll sit down and watch it.
SAGE has been used.
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