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No. 1001
If you're really feeling that bad, I'm going to give you an old junkie tip from my days with opiates. You know why you fail a drug test with enough poppy seed consumption, right? Obvious: poppy seeds give off several natural opiates that break down into morphine. Get a gatoraid bottle. Get a bottle of lemon juice. Go to a whole foods supplier store and buy a package of poppy seeds. Empty aprox. half the gatoraid bottle into a cup. Get another empty cup. Give your lemon juice bottle a couple good squeezes. You want the water to smell acidic and taste it, too. Drop approximately 300g of whole poppy seed into the bottle. Close the lid and shake for about 10 minutes, then (and this is fucking important here) CAREFULLY open the cap JUST A SMALL AMOUNT. A gatoraid bottle is pretty damn sturdy and more importantly, the lid doesn't just fly off. You're going to squeeze the bottle inverted over a cup and extract the liquid without spilling the seeds. It's going to turn shit brown if done correctly and I liked to use gatoraid because the colors change so I know how effective it was. Obviously you can use any bottle but you need a sturdy cap or it's going to fall off and you're going to have to deal with seeds all over the goddamn place. It tastes like ass, but it is strong enough for an opiate tolerant individual to remove their withdraws. In an opiate intolerant individual you're going to get pretty fucking noddy.
I'd also add you are going to get nausea so while you're picking up your supplies go ahead and get one bottle of Dramamine - NOT THE DIMENHYDRATE! You want the one with Meclizine hcl. Take two and you'll never have to worry about nausea again.
Remember that liquid you saved? That's for your second wash. Follow the steps like before with the seeds already in the bottle and you can usually get another love out of it.
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