I just got a rejection letter for a company. They didn't even email it to me. I had to ask them about the status of my offer to which I am forwarded a generic "fuck off" letter. This is the same company that told me I didn't even need to do a phone interview and that the on-site interview was a "formality". The same company that has been on my ass to apply for 6 months.

What the fuck? I interviewed with 6 people across 2 groups and I rocked them all. I never stumbled or couldn't answer a question. And then I have to prod them for a month before they tell me to piss off? Fuck you. Fuck your company and fuck your employees.

Fuck jobs. I need a fucking job. I have been rejected from over 6 positions now. I'm just waiting for the rest of my applications to trickle back to me. Everyone wants to hire me until they actually have to hire me. This leaves me stuck in limbo. How the hell can I improve if you're already on my dick? And then you leave me with blue balls? Fuck.

I know I'm posting here like any of you assholes give a fuck. This rant isn't even making me feel better but I guess I've got no one else to talk with than a random assortment of people on the Internet. That's sure cheering me right the fuck up.

In summation, fuck you. Fuck the company. Fuck everyone that is having a good time. Fuck applying. Just fuck this and fuck that. And for all you assholes with a broken capslock: FUCK YOU.