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No. 740
>>727
I guess you didn't grow up fighting other guys for fun huh.
I'd fight you. It'd probably be the classic drunk choleric vs drunk sanguine. I'm like the biggest sanguine I know too, and I'm the one who instigated it here too.
Let me tell you a story.
I was at this anime convention with my friend, we went around and checked shit out. I'm seeing a few figurines I wanted that are cheaper than online, so I picked them up, put em in my room and I was essentially done.
My friend wants to check out the activities, so I'm going along with him. Besides the main point, practically everyone there besides us is a little snot-nosed highschool brat in cosplay, most of them dressed as gay homestuck characters. They're all high and instigating shit.
We're walking to this sword show, and we come to pass a group of homestuck cosplayers. I connected eyes with one of them, and I swear to god the biggest shit-eating smile crept up on this chicks face, and she started to yell. Then her friends started to yell, and she pointed at me, and they started to run after me. They fucking group glomped me.
At this point I'm pissed off and surprised so I just swing as hard as I fucking can. I punched this 13 year old girl directly in the face, and just as soon as she hit the ground she was screaming louder than I thought someone was even able to. Now I'm a 6'5'' grown man. I put all my power into this hit even though I was surprised, I mean I put my legs and my waist into it.
Her friends gave me the more abhorred look, and rushed to her aid. They were all crying, and ambulances were called, and you know fucking what? I walked away that day because everyone around me admitted that they initiated it.
Yes, they did try to say I was the one responsible, but they did admit that I was attacked by a crowd even though I was just being hugged.
So yes sir, I will fight you. And I will punch you in the face, and you better make sure your daughter or little sister isn't around so I don't break her bones too
Bitch
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