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No. 525
It used to be that you would buy a game, and you could play that fucking game, start to finish, unlock shit, what the fuck ever.
Now, you pre-order the game in advance to ensure that you get as much of the game as you can since gamestop has a fucking monopoly on shit now and fuck you, they can do that. After that, you need an internet connection, you need to sign up for an account for your gaming system, then an account for the company that made this particular game, play as much as you can, then buy the downloadable content to actually play through whatever else is left. All while having advertisement abruptly interrupting your shit.
If you want to just go home, relax, and have a little virtual fun on your own after a bad day, fuck you, because you're going to be online at all times whether you like it or not. Want to have some fun? Too bad, innovation is being sold, we're going to churn out the same few games again and again to attract new retards.
Expansion packs will cost the same as entire games. If you want to play the version of the game we actually finished, you'll have to buy it again.
There will be no trading, borrowing, or buying used games. Everybody will have their own copy, and if you don't want to pay full price for a game that is well over two years old, TOUGH SHIT FUCK NUGGET.
When I first bought my fucking PS3, I knew shit was getting retarded already. I didn't care to sign up for PSN, in fact, I just wanted to play my McFucking game. I want to pop the McFucking disc in my McFucking playstation, and McFucking play my McFucking game. Instead, there's a sign up process that I have to go through to do fucking anything. Okay, what the fuck ever. That finally done, I fucking end up going through a god damned installation process for EVERY FUCKING GAME. Why the fuck did the super nintendo not have to do this? Why the fuck did the ps1, ps2, and psp not have to do this? What the fuck, I have to sit and stare at a loading screen for over an hour to play my game?! Whatever, but why?
"It's to prevent long loading screens throughout the game."
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What the O'Fuck.
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