Please sir, could you elaborate on your misfortune so that others can learn from it?

>I GRADUATED FROM FULL SAIL WITH HONORS
>I GRADUATED FROM FULL SAIL
>FROM FULL SAIL
>FULL SAIL

HAHA FAGGOT

FULL SAIL? ISN'T THAT THE ITT TECH FOR FILM SCHOOL FAGGOTS?
HOW ABOUT YOU GO TO A REAL SCHOOL FOR FOUR YEARS AND THEN COMPLAIN TO US. NO WAIT, SINCE YOU WENT TO FULL SAIL, YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT. HAVE FUN WITH YOUR 50K OF DEBT, NUMBNUTS.

OH, AND YOU CAN'T GET A FUCKING FAGBOOK? IT'S MORE IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO BE A SPECIAL WIDDLE SNOWFLAKE THAN TO GET A FUCKING JOB? GROW UP YOU WHINY LITTLE BITCH.

>>371
YO, GUY. WHY DID YOU FEEL THE NEED TO BUMP NEARLY EVERY THREAD ON THIS BOARD? ALSO, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT FROM WHAT OP SAID? HE SAID HE COULDN'T GET A JOB BECAUSE HE LACKS A FACEBOOK PROFILE. NOT THAT HE'S NOT GOING TO GET A JOB UNLESS HE CAN HAVE A FACEBOOK PROFILE SO HE CAN STALK OTHER EMPLOYEES.

SAGE has been used.

>>396
FUCKING DUMBSHIT

>>371
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? EAT A MILLION FLAMING DICKS, FUCKFACE.

SAGE has been used.

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF FAGBOOK AND TWATTER! WHAT IS WRONG WITH LIVEJOURNAL AND MYSPACE?

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, IT JUST FUCKING SUCKS THAT OUR GAY ASS SOCIETY DEMANDS THAT WE GET THAT A GODDAMN SOCIAL MEDIA BUTTFUCK ACCOUNT IN ORDER TO GET ANY KIND OF JOB BECAUSE WE'RE ALL GOSSIPING TEENAGE GIRLS OR SOME SHIT THAT JUST CAN'T KEEP OUT OF EACH OTHER'S PERSONAL LIVES!!! FUCK!

Simple solution: Get a Facebook account. Add a few people from your childhood so it seems legit. Make one post every few weeks, something bland and generic. Also make it so no one can post on your wall but you. You don't have to check it all the time, you don't have to do shit. Problem solved.

>make fagbook
>post typical shit
>dont use it
problem solved op quit sucking dick and get your lazy ass a job

haha you think you can't get a job because you dont have social media? thats some high quality rationalization right there.

you dum kid