BOO FUCKING HOO, YOU CAN'T CARRY A KNIFE AROUND AND PRETEND TO BE A BADASS TEENAGER.
"Oh it's for self defense, what if I get mugged? Or have to open a package?"
IF YOU'RE GETTING MUGGED YOU'RE ALREADY FUCKED FOR WALKING AROUND A NIGGERHOOD AT NIGHT. ANYWHERE YOU'RE GETTING MAIL THERE'S SURE TO BE SOMETHING HANDY AROUND, NO NEED TO CARRY IT AROUND YOURSELF TO FEEL LIKE YOU'RE SO PREPARED AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T.

YOUR A FUCKING RACIST PIECE OF SHIT WHO SAYS ITS GOING TO BE A BLACK PERSON ATTACKING ME I HAVE ONLY BEEN JUMPED BY WHITE PEOPLE I LIVE IN SARATOGA NY YEAH SUCH A NIGGERHOOD

WHATS SO WORNG WITH BEING PREPARED GOD FUCKING FORBID I GNAT TO PORTECT MY LIFE FROM SOMEONE WHO IS GOING TO KILL ME

>>1325
LEARN TO SPELL YOU INANE SHITWIT. YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT EVEN SURVIVING, MUCH LESS WINNING A REAL KNIFE FIGHT ANYWAY.

I TOOK A WEEK LONG FIGHTING CLASS !

>>1329
THAT WON'T COUNT FOR SHIT.

I'M SUCH A TOUGH GUY I BRING THAT KNIFE TO SCHOOL AND DURING LUNCH BREAK WHEN I AM SITTING ALONE I STAB IT BETWEEN MY FINGERS ON THE TABLE

GIRLS THINK I'M HOT BUT THEYRE SCARED OF ME CUZ I AM SO TOUGH AND SMART SO THEY DONT ASK ME OUT