I know no one will hear this on account of the abysmal traffic on this back-water site but FUCK. EVERYTHING. WHY WAS I BORN A FUCKING AUTISTIC 'SPERG!? I'M NO CHRIS CHAN BUT I'M STILL A FUCKING AUTIST WHO FUCKING TALKS TO HIMSELF, FAILS TO MAKE FRIENDS, AND FUCKING TARD-RAGES ALL THE GODDAMN TIME. FUCK ASPERGERS! FUCK AUTISM! AND FUCK THE PEOPLE WHO IDENTIFY WITH IT AND THINK IT MAKES THEM A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE! WHY THE FUCK WAS I BORN THIS WAY? WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T MY HIPPY-ASS MOM JUST ABORT BOTH ME AND MY FUCKING RETARDED SISTER!?!?! SERIOUSLY MY SISTER IS LITTERALLY THE FEMALE VERSION OF CHRIS CHAN! SHE THINKS THAT ONE DAY SHE'LL BE ABLE TO MAKE SOME SORT OF FUCKING CARTOON OUT OF HER FUCKING SONIC CROSSOVER ORGY! SHE FUCKING SKIPS BACK AND FOURTH ACROSS THE DAMN HOUSE LISTENING TO MY LITTLE PONY MUSIC ON HER SHITTY-ASS WALKMAN WHILE MUMBLING LINES FROM HER FUTURE FAN-FICTION AND WATCHING NICK JR SHOWS FOR PRESCHOOLERS. WHAT'S WORSE IS THAT EVERY TIME I TELL HER TO GROW THE FUCK UP, NO MATTER HOW POLITELY, MY PARENTS SCOLD ME AND TELL ME "THAT'S JUST WHO SHE IS!" AND "SHE'S NOT WEIRD SHE'S JUST DIFFERENT." AND I'M NO BETTER. EVEN THOUGH I TRY TO CHANGE MYSELF I'M STILL A FUCKING DEGENERATE ASS-PIE!!! WHEN MY COMPUTER DECIDES TO BE A SHIT I FUCKING SPERG OUT AND SLAM MY FIST INTO IT AS I SCREAM ABOUT GENOCIDE!!! I'M FUCKING WRITING THIS RIGHT NOW ON A LAPTOP WITH A HALF BROKEN SCREEN!!! ALL MY FRIENDS ARE FUCKING AUTISTIC NERDS WITH NO FUTURE BECAUSE I HAVE SUCH A FUCKING HARD TIME TALKING TO PEOPLE WHO AREN'T IN FUCKING SPECIAL ED. PEOPLE TELL MY MY ASPERGERS IS MILD. I'M NOT SO FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT! SURE, I HAVEN'T TAKEN SPECIAL ED CLASSES SINCE 5TH GRADE (AND BEFORE YOU GO SAYING "LOL UNDERAGE B&" I AM AN 18 YEAR OLD HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR). I THINK I'M SMART ENOUGH FOR COLLEGE BUT I'M FUCKING LAZY AS FUCK, UNEMPLOYED, AND I'M A FUCKING NECK-BEARDED, BETA VIRGIN! I CANT' TALK TO NORMAL PEOPLE FOR SHIT AND I HAVE NO PERSONALITY THAT ISN'T SOMEHOW DERIVED FROM SHIT I SEE OTHER PEOPLE DO. I WAS IN DENIAL BEFORE BUT NOW I KNOW --- I'LL ALWAYS BE A SPERG. I WILL NEVER CHANGE. WHY THE FUCK DO I DO THE THINGS I DO?! AND WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I CONTROL THEM!?!?! I EXPECT THE USUAL "KILL YOURSELF" RESPONSES TO THIS POST AND I PERSONALLY DON'T CARE. AUTISTS LIKE ME DESERVE TO BE SHIT ON. SERIOUSLY, I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN A FUCKING ASSPIE AND NOW I'M CONSIDERING BECOMING AN HERO BECAUSE OF IT. FUCK MY LIFE. FUCK MY BROKEN COMPUTER!!! AND FUCK THIS FUCKING SPERGEY RANT!!!