IS IT JUST ME OR IS THERE SOME KIND OF CORRELATION BETWEEN PEOPLE WORKING AS COOKS AT SIT-IN RESTAURANTS AND BEING COMPLETE SELF-RIGHTEOUS DICKS? I HAVE A ROOMMATE WHO IS A TOTAL CHEAPSKATE AND ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE MOST TRIVIAL SHIT AT HIS JOB AS A PREP COOK. I STARTED WORKING AT A RESTAURANT DOWN THE STREET FROM MY HOUSE AS A FOOD RUNNER AFTER FORMERLY BEING A BUSSER. FIRST DAY IN, I'M WAITING FOR AN ORDER TO BE TAKEN OFF THE WINDOW BY THE CHEF SO I CAN RUN IT OUT AND THIS SAME DICKBAG CHEF (WHO IS SITTING THERE DOING JACK SHIT WHILE THE FOOD IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS FACE, OOGLING THE FEMALE SERVERS AND GENERALLY NOT DOING WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING DOING) SUBTLY YELLS AT ME IN THIS SINISTER TONE BECAUSE I TOOK THE FOOD OUT OF THE WINDOW MYSELF (OTHER RUNNERS WERE DOING THIS AND HE SEEMED TO HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH IT). "IF YOU PUT YOUR HANDS IN 'MY WINDOW' AGAIN I'LL BREAK ALL YOUR FUCKING FINGERS", HE TOLD ME. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS KIND OF IRRATIONAL RESPONSE TO SOMETHING SO FUCKING MINIMAL? IS IT GONNA KILL YOU THAT I FUCKING TOOK SOMETHING AND PLACED IT LITERALLY 2 FEET FROM WHERE IT ORIGINALLY WAS? ARE YOU SO UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE FACT THAT YOU PAID TO GO TO SCHOOL SO YOU CAN HAVE A SHIT JOB LIKE THIS AND YOU'RE ANGRY THAT I WAS TAKING AWAY YOUR PRIVILEGE OF HANDLING FOOD FOR A HALF A SECOND? FUCKING SHIT MAN, I DON'T THINK I'VE WORKED AT A SINGLE SIT-IN RESTAURANT WHERE THE COOKS AREN'T COMPLETE DICKS IN SOME WAY, AND I'LL NEVER FUCKING UNDERSTAND IT.