REREADING THE FIRST LINE REMINDED ME: IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE FUCKSTAINS WHO WHENEVER THEY HEAR ABOUT SOMEONE HAVING A BAD DAY HAS TO TELL A LITTLE STORY ABOUT HOW YOUR DAY IS MUCH WORSE DIE IN A FIRE YOU CUNTLOCK, I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS HAPPENING ALL THE FUCKING TIME. And no, this does not happen often, but whenever I tell someone I'm having a bad day WELL STOP RIGHT THERE SON LET ME TELL YOU HOW MY DAY IS WORSE! Do you honestly think that it will make me feel better or are you just trying to start a pity parade for yourself? Sometimes I just need to fucking vent.

You think so? YOU FUCKING THINK SO?! YOU FUCKTARDED SHTSTAINED ASS OF FUCKLOAF THAT WAS NOT EVEN CLOSE! FUCK YOU IN THE MOTHERFUCKER, THAT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN FARTHER FROM HOW IT USUALLY GOES. GO STICK A HOT KNIFE UP YOUR FUCK.

AN THEN YOU PULL THAT KIND OF BULLSHIT! FUCK THAT IDIOTIC AFRICAN FUCKWARP AND FUCK EVERYONE LIKE HIM! ARROGANT RETARDED FUCK ASS FUCKLARGE DIPSHIT COCKWIPE NUGGETFUCKER SHITKISSER. THERE'S A REASON EVERYONE IS COOL WITH ME! THERE'S A REASON NOBODY LIKES WORKING WITH YOU, WHY THAT IDIOT WHO'S JUST TRYING TO LOOK IMPORTANT INSTEAD OF BEING A GOOD MANAGER LETS ME GET AWAY WITH SHIT YOU CAN'T. FUCK YOU. NEVER AGAIN. SIT ON A FLAMING STALAGMITE AND DIE IMPALED ON IT AND TAKE POOFHAT WITH YOU. TAKE ALL THESE RETARDED LITTLE GIRLS WITH YOU WHEN YOU DIE AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO TRY AND LECTURE ME WHEN YOU'RE CONSTANTLY FUCKING UP? ASS! FUCK! DIE!

>>1142
NO, IT'S ALL ME COCKWRINKLER

>>1145
MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND, SHITSMACKER.

THIS SATURDAY EVERYONE CALLED OUT OR DIDN'T SHOW UP. FUCK THEM. I HOPE THIER DICKS RUST OFF. EVERY FUCKING SATURDAY THIS SHIT HAPPENS. EVERY FUCKING SATURDAY LAZY CUNTWRESTLERS JUST DECIDE THEY DON'T NEED TO SHOW UP. WHY THE FUCK AREN'T THEY FIRED YET?

HEY LITTLE BALD WANNABE BADASS. STOP BEING SUCH AN OVERSENSITIVE SHITSMEAR. JESUS CHRIST SOMEONE WHO SEEMS PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF RAISING THEIR VOICE SO THEY DON'T SCARE THE CHEETOS AWAY IS TALKING TO YOU AND YOU CAN'T HEAR AND SO I TELL YOU WHAT HE SAID AFTER YOUR SHITBRAIN ASKS WHAT FOR LIKE THE THIRD TIME AND YOU TRY AND GET IN MY FACE AND GIVE ME SHIT? MOTHERFUCKER IF YOU WERE HALF AS BADASS AS YOU LIKE TO THINK YOU ARE YOU WOULDN'T BE DOING THIS SHIT FOR A LIVING. GO TAKE A BATH IN BOILING PISS AND GO SKIN YOURSELF YOU ASS SPREADING SHITSKIN. FUCKING HELL YOU ARE ONE WHINY BITCH. SAME GOES FOR ADAM AND CHRIS.

>>1155
FUCK ME IN THE DUMBASS I MEANT ADAM AND MATT.

>>1178
Manager: Hey ***, come over here?
***: What?
Manager: Hey ***, come over here?
***: What?
Manager: Hey ***, come over here?
***: What?
Manager: Hey ***, come over here?
***: What?
Me: Dude, go over there, he wants you to do something
***: NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?