Fuck, I HATE my fucking town. SOOOO much. Its not a really small town or anything, but it is no where near being big. Almost every person here is a redneck fucking hillbilly, and I hate them all. If you talk to anybody here they will all say the same GODDAMN FUCKING THING. "Oh, I like mudding and hunting, beer, more mud and more beer!" SHUT THE FUCK UP, where are the people like me?
In 21 years of living here I have found few people who enjoy other shit. Even at the fucking university where people are supposed to be smart, and MAYBE a little more sophisticated, all you hear is MUDDING AND FUCKING HUNTING. I have to get out of this goddamn town or find the underground circle of relateable people that I have SOMEHOW MISSED.

I swear to fucking god that the next person who gets all excited about being covered in mud and shit will have a fist colliding with their face. Fuck you, Prince George.