WHY ARE WOMEN SO FUCKING HOT

Like seriously can someone just FUCKING CASTRATE ME. why is it SO DIFFICULT TO GO WITHOUT SEX ONCE YOURE NOT A VIRGIN. I was a virgin until 3 years ago when I started getting laid regularly and then she FUCKING broke up with me and now im FUCKING ANGRY ALL OF THE TIME BECAUSE IM NOT GETTING LAID.

WHAT IS THE POINT OF MASTURBATING? I LITERALLY DO NOT EVEN DO IT ANYMORE. THERE IS NO POINT.

WHY ISNT ANYONE FUCKING ME. So there's this bitch in my martial arts class who's hot as fuck, she's basically the hottest woman i've ever seen. I asked her out successfully without TRIPPING OVER MY OWN DICK LIKE I USUALLY DO BECAUSE I'M A WORTHLESS SNIVELING CUNT and she still FUCKING SAID NO UNDER THE PRETENSE THAT IT'S BECAUSE WE'D HAVE TO SEE EACH OTHER WHEN WE INEVITABLY BROKE UP.

CAN SHE PLEASE STOP BEING SO FUCKING HOT. NOW THAT I HAVE SOME INDICATION THAT SHE'S DEFINITELY IN TO ME EVERYTHING IS ALL THE WORSE. I CAN'T. STOP. THINKING ABOUT THIS FUCKING OH MY GOD

and then there's this OTHER bitch who's a fucking lesbian supposedly and who's IGNORING ME AND PAYING ATTENTION TO ME AT THE SAME TIME ON FACEBOOK AND ITS GETTING ME TO BE UNABLE TO STOP THINKING ABOUT HER EITHER.

WHY WONT WOMEN FUCK ME. NO. NOT EVEN THAT. WHY DO I HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL OF THIS GARBAGE AND BE ATTRACTED TO WOMEN? WHAT GOOD IS ANY OF THIS DOING ME? IF I FUCK SOMEONE IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GOING TO GET ANYTHING REALLY MEANINGFUL OUT OF IT.

It's not like i'm going to find "true love" or something. BECAUSE I ALREADY FUCKING DID. AND SHE LEFT ME. FOR A GUY SHE'S NOW FALLING IN LOVE WITH.

WHY DO I NOT JUST CUT OFF MY OWN FUCKING DICK BECAUSE THIS IS MORE TROUBLE THAN IT'S WORTH

HAS ANYONE ELSE HAD THE CONCLUSION THAT IT REALLY IS JUST MORE TROUBLE THAN ITS WORTH. BECAUSE IT IS.

FUCK.

CAN I JUST DIE ALREADY ALSO FUCK LIFE IS SO ANNOYING

if i don't get my dick wet this semester i'm going to fucking kill myself