YOU'RE ALL FUCKING ANIMALS

YOU WHO RACES DOWN THE MERGING LANE TO GET IN FRONT OF FOUR CARS, WHILE YOU SLOW DOWN EVERYONE WHO GOT IN THE CORRECT LANE RESPONSIBLY FOR HALF A MILE BEHIND YOU. FUCK YOU WITH A CHAINSAW.

YOU WHO HOPS OVER TO THE NEXT LANE THE SECOND YOUR LANE STARTS SLOWING DOWN, GUESS WHAT?!?!?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON MY LANE THAT WAS GOING FINE WILL GRIND TO A COMPLETE FUCKING HALT WHILE THE LANE YOU JUST LEFT SPEEDS UP BECAUSE OF ALL YOU FAIR-WEATHER-LANE-FAGGOTS.

YOU WHO RIDES MY ASS WHILE I AM IN THE LEFT LANE GOING AS FAST AS TRAFFIC WILL ALLOW, FUCKING CHILL, YOU WILL GET THERE.

YOU WHO PASSES ME ON THE RIGHT EVEN WHEN THE LANE TO MY LEFT IS EMPTY AS FUCK, I HOPE YOU DIE IN SCREAMING AGONY
YOU WHO WAITS UNTIL THE VERY LAST SECOND TO CHANGE LANES TO GET AROUND ME EVEN THOUGH THERE WAS NO ONE AT ALL IN THE RIGHT LANE AND I TURNED MY TURN SIGNAL ON TO INDICATE MY FORTHCOMING LEFT-HAND TURN 10 SECONDS AGO, WHAT IN GODS NAME IS YOUR PROBLEM?
YOU, FUCKING SOCCER-MOM CUNT WITH THE LINCOLN NAVIGATOR WHO CAN'T PARK FOR SHIT. WANT TO FEEL SAFER IN YOUR CAR? LEARN TO FUCKING PARK IT. THE LINES ARE THERE FOR A REASON YOU INFECTIOUS PIECE OF HUMAN WASTE.
YOU WHO CRUISES AT 50MPH IN THE LEFT LANE WHILE PEOPLE ON THE RIGHT ARE PASSING AND YOU ARE SLOWING DOWN TRAFFIC FOR MILES BEHIND YOU, GT THE FUCK OVER, YOU DESERVE TO BE STABBED IN THE FACE WITH A BROKEN BOTTLE REPEATEDLY
YOU WHO THINKS THE FREEWAY IS A FUCKING GAME OF FROGGER, WHEN IT'S PACKED AS SHIT AND WE ARE STILL BLESSED ENOUGH TO ALL BE GOING 50 OR 60 MPH, GOD FORBID I NEGLECT TO RIDE THE GUYS ASS IN FRONT OF ME SO CLOSE I HAVE HIS ANAL HAIRS UP MY NOSE I GET CUT OFF BY YOU INGRATEFUL, IMPATIENT DICK-WADS. THE FREEWAY IS NOT FROGGER, YOU ARE THE SHIT-HEAD THAT CAUSES THE 17 CAR PILEUP THAT MAKES EVERYONE LATE BECAUSE YOU HAD TO GET ONE CAR LENGTH AHEAD.

HOW DO WE FIX THIS?????
(P.S. I commute to L.A. if that wasn't obvious)