OK YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? YOU SEE THESE PRETTY LITTLE SQUIGGLES? THESE ARE WORDS AND THEY ARE THERE TO BE READ. IT'S NOT HERE TO LOOK PRETTY YOU MINDLESS FUCK I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP ON LOOKING AT THE GIANT MENU RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR FACE AND THEN ASKING ME WHAT DO WE SERVE I AM GOING TO RIP YOUR WORTHLESS MEXICAN HEAD OFF OH GOD YOU GOT ME STARTED ON THE MEXICANS I SWEAR TO FUCK. THERE IS NO GOD DAMN STEAK AND CHEESE. WHERE ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING MENU DOES IT SAY STEAK AND CHEESE? I WANT AN HONEST ANSWER. IF YOU CAN'T SPEAK THE MAJORITY LANGUAGE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TRYING TO FUNCTION IN SOCIETY?

BACK TO THE GOD DAMN MENU WE HAVE SIDES RIGHT THERE WHERE IT SAYS SIDES DIPSHIT. AND IT EVEN TELLS YOU WHAT THE SIZES ARE. WHAT A CONCEPT RIGHT? BUT HEY EVEN WHEN I HAVE LITTLE CONTAINERS LABELED LITERALLY RIGHT THE FUCK IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE YOU STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TRYING TO GET. JESUS CHRIST.

SPEAKING OF READING THE MENU EXPLAIN WHY YOU SIT THERE STARING AT THE MENU FOR 5 MINUTES THEN WALK UP AND WASTE MY TIME CONTINUING TO STARE AT THE MENU WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING STARING AT THE PRETTY COLORS?

THE ONES WHO WILL SCREAM AND BURN ARE THE ONES WHO COME UP AND ORDER OH SHIT I NEED MONEY TO BUY SOMETHING? SHIT BRB GOTTA RUN TO MY CAR FIRST. PLEASE HOLD WHILE I ROOT AROUND IN MY SEAT FOR A QUARTER. AND FUCK THE PEOPLE WHO PAY IN ALL COINS OR ALL ONES.

OH HEY LET'S TALK ABOUT SAUCE. IT COMES IN HOT OR MILD. WE DO NOT HAVE YES SAUCE. WE DO NOT HAVE MEDIUM. (we can mix it if you like.) AND FOR THE LOVE OF WHATEVER DIETY YOU WISH TO SWEAR BY, STOP ASKING ME HOW HOT IS THE HOT. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION? IS THERE A MILD TO HOT RATING SYSTEM I AM UNAWARE OF?

HEY LOOK AT THOSE BIG SIGNS ILLUMINATED BY FLOOD LIGHTS. THE ONES THAT SAY OPEN OR CLOSED. WANT TO READ THOSE FOR ME? IT WOULD SAVE ME HEADACHES. OH WAIT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ DO YOU? THAT'S WHY I GET MORONIC FOREIGNERS RUNNING UP TO THE WINDOW ASKING FOR FOOD AND THAT IS AS SPECIFIC AS THEY ARE CAPABLE OF GETTING. YES THIS HAS HAPPENED.

My caps lock key is tired. Time to go find a new job.