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Anonymous 13/05/14(Tue)00:59 No. 1030

LITERALLY EVERY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN I TRY TO TALK TO IS TAKEN. EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN ONE AND I'M SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF HEARING THE "I'M SORRY, I'M TAKEN, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND" COME OUT OF THOSE STUPID FUCKING LIPS
AND THAT TART LITTLE SMILE THEY PULL WHEN THEY KNOW I JUST INDIRECTLY PAID THEM A COMPLIMENT BY LAYING MYSELF PROSTRATE AT THEIR FUCKING FEET IN THE ACT OF ASKING SIMPLY IF SHE'D LIKE TO GO TO LUNCH AFTER HER SHIFT
SHE LOOKS AT ME AND LITERALLY RELISHES IN MY EMBARRASSMENT AND I HAVE TO SHRUG IT OFF AND SMILE LIKE IT WASN'T ANYTHING, LIKE I HAVEN'T BEEN ANALYZING POSSIBLE CONVERSATION OPENERS AND CAUSALLY CHECKING THE SHOP EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK TO SEE IF SHE'S ON THE CLOCK THIS MORNING.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
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>>	Anonymous 13/05/16(Thu)13:51 No. 1031 Holy shit, stop projecting. They aren't "relishing in your embarassment" like some kind of middle school bully, and if they are than you need to get some better taste in women. SAGE has been used.

Anonymous 13/05/17(Fri)16:54 No. 1032

>AND CAUSALLY CHECKING THE SHOP EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK TO SEE IF SHE'S ON THE CLOCK THIS MORNING

WE CAN'T HELP IT YOU'RE INEPT AT PICKING UP THE LADY OF YOUR CHOICE FROM THE GET-GO. MAYBE GET SOME CONFIDENCE IN YOU, DON'T LET THAT INNER APPEAREANCE OF PROJECTED FAILURE OOZE OUT OF EVERY PORE LIKE A PLEBEIAN. FOR GOD'S SAKE MANE, GRAB SOME BALLS AND ATTACH THEM UNDER YOUR WEINER.

WOMEN DON'T LIKE PUSSY UNLESS THEY'RE LESBIAN;

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