Radioactive - Imagine Dragons...

I JUST HAD TO VENT SOMEWHERE, BUT I AM GODDAMN SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SHITTY SONG. IT IS FEATURED IN MAYBE FIVE DIFFERENT COMMERCIALS. FOR WHATEVER REASON, SEVERAL DIFFERENT MOVIE TRAILERS HAVE PICKED IT UP TO PLAY IN THE BACKGROUND, NOT TO MENTION VIDEO GAME COMMERCIALS. AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON GOOGLE SEARCH AND USING "VERBATIM."

BECAUSE THAT SHIT DOESN'T WORK. I TRY LOOKING FOR THAT SONG AND, "IS FUCKING AWFUL," OR HOW THE BAND IS A PIECE OF SHIT, BUT IT ALWAYS RETURNS WITH SHITTY RESULTS LIKE, "RADIOACTIVE BY IMAGINE DRAGONS IS MY FUCKING SHIT," OR SOMETHING COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.


ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO TURN THIS INTO A THREAD ABOUT THINGS IN GENERAL THAT PISS ME OFF. FOR ONE, I HATE IT WHEN I'M DRINKING SOMETHING FROM A CAN AND I PULL IT AWAY FROM MY MOUTH TOO QUICKLY THAT IT SLOSHES AROUND IN SUCH A WAY THAT SOME OF THE LIQUID SHOOTS UP MY GODDAMN NOSTRIL. YOU EVER HAVE THAT HAPPEN? FUCKING BURNS LIKE SHIT.

I HATE OTHER DRIVERS. NOT ALL OF THEM MIND YOU, BUT MAINLY THOSE FUCKING JACKASSES THAT START TURNING LEFT OR MERGING ONTO THE ROAD BEFORE I'VE EVEN PASSED THEM.

CYCLISTS/JOGGERS. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR GODDAMN PROBLEM? A FEW MONTHS AGO I WAS DRIVING AROUND AT NIGHT AND THERE WERE SEVERAL PEOPLE RIDING AROUND ON BIKES. AND WHEN I SAY IT WAS NIGHT, I MEAN IT WAS FUCKING DARK AS SHIT. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WERE RIDING TOWARDS TRAFFIC ON A GODDAMN TWO-LANE ROAD WITH JACK SHIT OF ANY KIND OF REFLECTIVE GEAR OR LIGHTS. I WAS IN THE LEFT LANE, ONLY NOTICED THEY WERE THERE WHEN MY HEADLIGHTS WERE ON THEM, AND I WAS GOING ABOUT 60 MILES PER HOUR. I HAD TO SWERVE INTO THE NEXT LANE TO AVOID THESE FUCKS, THEN WATCHED AS THREE CARS YARDS BEHIND ME HAD TO DO THE SAME THING. IT WAS ONE OF THE FEW MOMENTS WHERE I ACTUALLY WISHED THAT A POLICE CAR WAS BEHIND ME, JUST TO SEE THESE DUMB FUCKS.


I HAD A DREAM SEVERAL MONTHS AGO. DON'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS ABOUT. ANYWAY, I STARTED CHOKING IN THE DREAM. I REMEMBER THAT I COULD COMPARE IT TO DUST, DANDER, A PIECE OF HAIR, OR WHEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT GETS CAUGHT IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT AND YOU START COUGHING AND CHOKING. SO I WAKE UP FROM THIS CHOKING DREAM, THOUGHT THAT WAS KIND OF WEIRD, AND I SAT UP IN MY BED. MY HEAD SMACKS RIGHT INTO A SINGLE STRAND ON SPIDERWEBBING. I WAS CHOKING IN MY DREAM, BECAUSE IN REALITY I HAD JUST SWALLOWED A SPIDER IN MY SLEEP. SO FUCK SPIDERS TOO.

YOU EVER HAVE A FLY COME INTO YOUR CAR WITH YOUR WINDOW DOWN? THESE STUPID FUCKS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON NOW. THEY CAN'T GET OUT.

AND FUCK LOW FLYING BIRDS.