I'M A FUCKING VIRGIN, YOU STUPID SEX-ADDICTED SHIT BAGS.

WHY DO YOU ALL FEEL THE NEED TO DO NOTHING BUT FUCK EVERYTHING THAT MOVES?
YOU PROMISE YOURSELF TO ONE PERSON, BUT FEEL THE NEED TO FUCK EVERYONE ELSE AS WELL?

FUCK YOU, YOU'VE DAMNED SOCIETY YOU SICK ASSFUCKERS. I'M NOT FUCKING ANYTHING UNTIL I KNOW IT'S NOT CARRYING AN STD. FUCK. THAT.

EVERY GIRL IS A WHORE THESE DAYS, SO FUCKING NO WAY IN GOD'S GREEN EARTH AM I SLEEPING WITH ONE UNTIL I FIND ONE THAT IS, FOR GODDAMN SURE, A VIRGIN LIKE MYSELF.

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU HERPES-INFECTED FUCKS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A CANCER.

STAY THE LIVING HELL AWAY FROM ME. HOLY SHIT.

This is the quiet, inwardly focused rage of a man who has squandered his best chance at happiness. I hate myself right now. Fucking why.

(GETTING PHILOSOPHICAL ON /RAEG/ IS NOT PERMITTED, TAKE YOUR COMPLIMENTARY KICK IN THE VAG.)

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Anonymous 12/10/02(Tue)14:53 No. 826 >>825 No, fuck you. You're giving up on happiness because you consider that was your best chance. I'm not saying you're afraid of failure and that's why you don't try. I'm saying you're afraid of failure and that's why you think that was your best and seemingly last chance at happiness. Life goes on, you big piece of shit. Go find another chance at happiness; there's always another one, unless you're a big fat coward.

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Anonymous 12/10/02(Tue)18:34 No. 828 what at shit thread. nice work OP, you fuck. next time just turn this shit into a status update on Facebook or something. that way total strangers won't belittle you and hurt your sensitive little feelings. i mean, check it out guys. this guy has feelings. feelings! what a loser. SAGE has been used.

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Anonymous 12/10/07(Sun)16:28 No. 829 File Removed And now it is time for cliche time CLICHE TIME NIGGA HIGGA BITCHEEEEEESSSSS AW YEAH HIT IT HIT IHTIIHITIHIT IT AWWWW SHIT HEY YO CHECK IT LOADS OF FISH IN THE SEA DAWG MOTHERFUCKIN AIN'T YO LAST CHANCE BITCH Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/23(Tue)17:40 No. 843 File Removed OP is beta (USER LIKES JAM ON THEIR TOAST)

>>	Anonymous 12/11/06(Tue)04:49 No. 855 File 135219536943.jpg - (180.26KB , 500x500 , 1351576078654.jpg ) HAVE YOU FAT FUCKS FORGOTTEN WHAT BOARD YOU'RE ON? FUCK THIS FILE SIZE BULLSHIT FUCK

FUCK THIS LIFE FUCK ALL THIS SHIT, I SHOULD KILL MYSELF. FUCK WOMEN, FUCK ME, FUCK ALL OF YOU. IM DONE WITH THIS FAGGOT ASS SHIT CALLED LIFE. THERES NOTHING GOOD OUT THERE, IM A SOCIAL RETARD, WILL NEVER TRUST WOMEN, HURR DURR YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HATE ME. FUCK EVERYTHING, IM DONE

Also fuck that ban two years ago, how the fuck was I supposed to know I posted a picture of a mod with a rant about females?

FUCK YOU IMAGE FILE SIZE LIMIT, HERES A SHITTY PICTURE INSTEAD.

FOR FUCK SAKE WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS COMPLAINING? I'M NOT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING THERAPIST, I'M YOUR FUCKING FRIEND. YOU ARE NOT A SPECIAL GOLD FLAKE IN THIS WORLD, YOU ARE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE YOU FUCKING FUCK. MOTHERFUCKER 10 THOUSAND SUNS WORTH OF BOTTLED UP RAGE READY TO BLOW. YOU FUCKING BITCH. I'M TIRED OF BEING A GENTLEMAN BY DEFAULT. FUCK YOU AND THE DRAMA IN YOUR FAMILY. NOBODY IS ABLE TO LISTEN TO ALL THAT 24/7.

YES YOU ARE GOING TO BE SUCCESSFUL, YES YOU ARE GOING TO THAT UNI, YES YOU ARE GOING TO MOVE INTO A NEW HOUSE, YES YOU GET MORE ALLOWANCE FROM YOUR FUCKING DAD. YES I'M TIRED OF HEARING THIS, WHY CAN'T YOU ASK MORE ABOUT ME? WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE YOU, YOU, AND YOU. FOR FUCK SAKE NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY MAN. AS A MOHERFUCKING FRIEND, I LISTEN TO YOUR SHIT EVERYDAY, ONCE I TRY TO STOP IT YOU TURN AROUND AND SAID THAT YOU PITY YOURSELF FOR OPENING UP TO ME THEN ASK ME TO LEAVE. WHAT THE FUCK I CAN DO NOW IS RANT ONLINE YOU SOAB. I HOPE YOU GET RAPED BY TEN THOUSAND NIGGERS YOU FUCKING BITCH.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

WHY DO YOU KEEP GOING BACK TO HER.

IVE NEVER SEEN YOU SMILE WHEN SHES AROUND

SHE PULLED A FUCKING KNIFE ON YOU

YOU'VE TRIED THIS SHIT I DONT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES WHY WOULD YOU AGAIN

SHES JUST GOING TO WRECK YOU ONE MORE TIME

WE'RE ALL FUCKING SICK OF HAVING TO PICK THE PIECES OF YOUR LIFE UP JUST TO SEE YOU CARRYING HER FUCKING BAGS AGAIN

YOU FUCKING HIPSTER PIECE OF SHIT. I DO NOT COLLECT VINYL BECAUSE IT IS COUNTER-CULTURAL, META OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU CALL IT, I AM A FUCKING MUSIC LOVER!

MY TURNTABLE, KNOW HOW I GOT IT? I WORKED MY ASS OFF WITH TWO JOBS TO AFFORD IT, AS WELL AS THAT NEEDLE WITH THE FREQUENCY RESPONSE THAT CUNTPUNTING DOGS CAN'T HEAR! WHAT DO YOU HAVE? A SHITTY LITTLE IMITATION VINTAGE CROSLEY RECORD CHANGER THAT YOU GOT ON DISCOUNT BECAUSE IT LOOKED "DECK". DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT THING DOES TO RECORDS? WHAT KIND OF HIDEOUS PAIN THAT INFLICTS ON THOSE RECORDS? YOU'RE DESTROYING RARE ORIGINAL PRESSINGS! THEY'RE RECORDS, NOT CLUTCH DISKS!

WONDERING WHY MY RECORDS SOUND SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS? BECAUSE I TAKE CARE OF THEM. EVERY TIME BEFORE I SPIN ONE, I HIT IT WITH THE ZEROSTAT, HIT IT WITH THE DUST BRUSH AND DUST OFF THE NEEDLE, WHICH WAS CALIBRATED ON A DIGITAL SCALE TO APPLY 0.9 GRAMS OF TRACKING FORCE. THAT'S WHY MY SHIT SOUNDS BETTER THAN YOURS. NOT BECAUSE MY PRESSINGS ARE BETTER BUT BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING. THE LAST TIME SOMEONE TOUCHED MY TURNTABLE THEY SNAPPED THE NEEDLE OFF. I REPAID HIM BY SLASHING HIS TIRES. COST ABOUT THE SAME TO REPAIR.

YOU TOOTHPICK-LIMBED CUNTSWABS ARE THE REASON VINYL PRICES ARE GOING UP. EVEN FOR THE SHIT THAT YOU DON'T WANT. $40 FOR A YES ALBUM? IF I EVER MEET YOU I WILL GLUE YOUR LIPS TO THE TAILPIPE OF MY VAN AND STEP ON THE ACCELERATOR UNTIL I'M OUT OF GAS.

FUCKING FUCK. NO APOLOGIES GIVEN FOR THE SOMEWHAT ESOTERIC RAGE. NOT A SINGLE FUCKING FUCK IS GIVEN.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I GET BANNED, I HAD TO RAGE.

I managed to gather myself, to gather enough courage. I reached out to you. I assumed you'd have forgotten about me, but you were happy; you were excited. You answered. You wanted to see me.

I sent you a message and you answered. Then another and you answered. We were about to make tonight happen. The last thing you told me is that you'd call me the minute you were available so that we could pick a place.

Why didn't you call me?

I waited, and waited, and got nervous, and started to feel anxious as the hours went by, I sent a message, you didn't answer it, the hours went by, I started to feel really tense, nervous, even sick. The fucking wait. The fucking wait for nothing.

What do I do with myself now? What do I do with this TENSION. I'M FINALLY ABLE TO EVEN THINK OF CALLING YOU WITHOUT FEELING LIKE A STUPID FUCKING TEENAGER NERVOUS ABOUT ASKING A GIRL OUT, WHICH I DID BUT I STILL MANAGED AND THIS IS WHAT I GET FUCKING NOTHING NOTHING IS WHAT I ALWAYS GET WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME BACK THE HOURS WENT BY I FUCKING NEVER DO THIS I NEVER DO THIS ECAUSE IM A COWARD BUT I MANAGED SOMHOW AND THIS IS MY REWARD FOR MOMENTARILY GETTING OVER M FEAR OF REJECTION AND ALL THAT FUCKING ANGSTY GARBAGE, THI IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I TRY TO REACH OUT TO PEOPLE FUCKING SILENCE SQUASHING MY FUCKING CHEST ANXIETY AND NOTHING MROE LONELINES AND TIME WASTED I WORE MY BEST CLOTHES EVEN IF THEY'RE SHITTY THEY'RE THE BEST I HAVE I MADE SURE I LOOKED AT LEAST PRESENTABLE I WAS SWIMMING IN EXPECTATION AND JOY ALL MRONIG KNOWING I'D GET TO SEE YOU TO HEAR YOU TO BE NEAR YOU AND I GOT NOTHING

NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME I GET NOTHING I CAN'T EVEN CRY ABOUT IT LIKE THE BIG BABY I AM I AM SITTING TONIGHT ALONE THINKING WHY YOU SUDDENLY LOST INTEREST OR FORGOT AND I CAN'T STOP THIS HEADACHE THIS STOMACH CRAMP THIS ANXIETY THIS SHITTY FEELING OF BEING A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKUP IN EVERYTHING

I won't bother anymore. I won't bother you anymore, I won't bother anyone anymore. I just can't bother anymore.

(HOLY COCKFUCKING DICKMINTS, YOU'RE A MOD AND YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE FUCKING BITCH ON /RAEG/? BAD FUCKING IDEA THERE SUNSHINE.)

>>	Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)00:14 No. 812 Great, now do this ten more times over the next six weeks with women that suit you and you have a shot. SAGE has been used.

>>	Anonymous 12/09/26(Wed)13:57 No. 816 File 134868227676.png - (165.78KB , 400x254 , fghjn.png ) Fucking every shitbird on here these days does nothing but whine about their shitty little relationship problems. Find a hobby, wall-o-dicks.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/02(Tue)10:56 No. 823 >>816 But I have plenty, and a job, and they satisfy me. I just felt like venting a particularly disagreeable situation. >>812 Will do!

>>	Anonymous 12/10/20(Sat)12:43 No. 839 Why I'm even reading this? Help yourself.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/20(Sat)12:50 No. 840 I downloaded the phoenix, look at it if you feel worthless.

MUTHER FUCKING FUCK I'M SO TIRED WITH ALL THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK EXISTENCE, THE VOID YOUR MOTHER MY MOTHER ALL EVERY SINGLE REMANENT OF A CORPSE AND THEIR RESTFUL FORMER SELVES AND ALL FORMS OF YOUR MUTHERFUCKING GRAMMAR SPELLING AND GENERAL LINGUISTICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BARELY NOT AN HEROING IS MERELY FUELED BY WISHING TO EXPRESS AND FULLY PROJECT THIS PERSPECTIVE OF HATE-RAGE UNTO OTHERS TOWARDS THEIR OWN CULTURE AND EVERY PHENOMENA THEIR WAS!!!!!!!! FILLING PEOPLES THOUGHTS WITH FUTILE SELF-REFLECTIVELY CRITICAL RAGE THAT DRIVES ALL WHO DARE PAY ATTENTION TO A HOLLOW NUMBNESS THAT I WILL CONTINUE TO WALLOW IN UNTIL THIS ENDS, BY MY HAND OR OTHERWISE!!!!!! FUCK YOU ALL COLLECTIVELY AND INDIVIDUALLY; I'M BARELY UN-SATIATED BY NOT HAVING THE CHANCE TO GET TO SPIT IN EACH OF YOUR FACES!!!!!

I'M DISGUSTED BY MY OWN PERSONAL FETISHES AND MY PURSUIT OF AIMLESS FUTILE FEMANON PLEASURE!!!!!

BARELY AM I ABLE TO KEEP MYSELF FROM REVELING IN THE SIMPLE REALITY OF MY FUTURE NON-SENSORY STATE THAT MY SNUFFED LIFE WILL HERALD INSIGNIFICANTLY ONTO NOTHING LIKE SO MUCH COSMIC GARBAGE WE ALL ALREADY SLIP BY AS!!!!!!!

MAY ALL FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!!!!

(HOLY SHIT THAT'S A LOT OF BIG WORDS FOR A 12 YEAR OLD, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN GODDAMN BITCHING ABOUT, ALL I SEE IN THIS POST IS "I MAD :(" TELL US WHY THE FUCK YOU'RE MAD AND WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DO ABOUT IT YOU CHEESED OUT BLUEBERRY CUNT FUCK PISS)

>>	Anonymous 12/09/05(Wed)22:45 No. 768 kill yourself

>>	Anonymous 12/09/29(Sat)03:00 No. 817 File 134890204877.jpg - (18.18KB , 600x480 , two white niggers.jpg ) you're a person i can relate to

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An FUCKED ENRAGED CRITIQUE FOR 99chan FreakyCreeper!59AkbuTs8U 12/10/15(Mon)20:59 No. 838 File 135034915516.gif - (313.78KB , 248x200 , 1350095389891.gif ) >>767 MAYBE BECAUSE I'M A NIHILISTIC FUCK-HEAD WHOM DOESN'T NEED A REASON TO BE A MISANTHROPIC BASTARD! I DIDN'T KNOW THIS PISS EXCUSE FOR A BOARD EVEN NEEDED A REASON FOR USELESS BITCHING, WHO SAID I EVEN WANTED ANYTHING FROM ANYBODY HERE OTHER THAN GIVING YOU COLLECTIVE SHIT-HEADS A REMINDER OF HOPELESSLY BLEAK AND AIMLESSLY WASTED ALL THESE PROBLEMS SHAT OUT OVER THIS VIRTUAL VOID ACTUALLY ARE! SO ALTHOUGH I WELCOME CLEARLY FUCKIN TAINT-LICKED CRITIQUES LIKE THOSE BEYOND MY ORIGINAL POST, WHAT DOES THIS PERIOD BLOOD CRIMSON INFANTILE SHIT-STAIN ALL OVER IT REALLY CONTRIBUTE EITHER?! YOU DAFT MOD ANAL-LEAKAGE! RENOUNCING THE NEED TO CONTRIBUTE TO ANYTHING IS SOMETHING TO ENDORSE PRE-AN-HEROING!!! I'LL CONTINUE TO RAGE IN WHATEVER FORMAT WHEREVER I FUCK WELL GET AROUND TO YOU SHIT!!!!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHY THE BANHAMMER MUST ITSELF BE SMITED BECAUSE OF ALL THE BUTT-HURT VOMMIT-FUCKERS! DOES ANYONE THINK THERE’S EVEN A SALVAGEABLE PISS-STAINED POST ON HERE WORTH MENTIONING? CLEARLY NOT, GET OVER THE ERRONEOUS EGO TRIP LITTLE BITCH. I RAGE BECAUSE OF ALL! (USER WAS FOUND TO HAVE AUTISM)

FUCK FUCK FUUUUUCK WHY AM I SUCH A WORTHELSS PIECE OF SHIT ,WHY DO I ALWAYS FUCK THINGS UPP, FUCKING HELL ALL I HAD TO DO WAS TO JUST GO THERE,SO NOW I WOULDNT BE FEELING LIKE THIS .

FUCK MAKE IT GO AWAY MAN

(YOU INEPT COCKSUCKING BAG OF DICKS, BE DIRECT, TELL US OF YOUR RAAAAAAAAGE)

>>	Anonymous 12/10/11(Thu)21:54 No. 831 File 135000687357.gif - (885.77KB , 175x144 , fyghj.gif ) Take your whiney, vague, shit blog-worthy assfest to something that gives a damn. SAGE has been used.

>>	Solidus 12/10/12(Fri)15:45 No. 832 WHAT THE BLEEDING CUNTFUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING SON!? THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING RAGEPIT, NOT THE CRY CORNER. GO TO FUCKIN' MYSPACE AND THROW OUT SOME BAIT FOR THE EMOS, SEE IF THEY CAN RELATE TO YOUR VAGUE BULLSHIT. FUCK

FUCKING IDIOTS. EVERYONE GOD DAMNED ONE OF YOU ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW UGLY ALL THE GIRLS ARE AT YOUR COLLEGES. WAKE THE FUCK UP IDIOTS, EVERY DAMN GIRL IN THIS PLACE RATES AT LEAST A 5/10. HOLY FUCKING JESUS FLYING CHRIST WHY ARE YOU LITTLE NEWFAG PRICKS SUCH BLIND CUNTS. IF I HAD MY WAY I WOULD BAN YOU ALL AND HAVE ALL DEM BITCHES TO MYSELF, BECAUSE YOU ARE CLEARLY UNWORTHY OF THEIR PRESENCE AND ATTENTION.

(WELL GOOD LUCK CHUCKLEFUCK, YOU'RE NOT BANNING DICK.)

>>	Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)00:15 No. 813 What in the fuck are you even talking about? SAGE has been used.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/02(Tue)10:59 No. 824 File 134918997824.jpg - (60.15KB , 895x668 , white knight.jpg ) >>813 Generic white knight stuff, you know.

NOTHING. EVER. GOES. MY. WAY.

I FLIP A COIN AND CALL HEADS, IT'S TAILS.
I FLIP A COIN AND CALL TAILS, IT'S HEADS.
I WANT A BOWL OF ICE CREAM, SO I GET OUT THE SPOON AND THE CARTON, AND I MAKE THAT FIRST SCOOP INTO THE CARTON AND THE CARTON SLIPS OUT OF MY HANDS, FALLS OVER AND I GET DRENCHED IN ICE CREAM. I PLAY A VIDEO GAME, AND I ALWAYS MAKE IT TO THE FINAL LEVEL BEFORE I RUN OUT OF LIVES. I WANT TO LISTEN TO A FAVORITE SONG OF MINE AND THE DAMN INTERNET FREEZES UP SO I HAVE TO RE-BOOT. I TAKE A WALK ON A NICE DAY AND WITHIN 10 MINUTES, A BIRD TAKES A HUGE FUCKING SHIT ON ME. I'M WATCHING TV AND AS I'M FLIPPING THROUGH THE CHANNELS, THE REMONE RUNS OUT OF BATTERY LIFE. I DO SOME LAUNDRY AND WHEN I TAKE THE CLOTHES OUT OF THE DRYER, THEY COME OUT TWICE AS SMALL BECAUSE I FORGOT THAT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HUNG-DRIED. I WANT A CUP OF TEA, SO WHEN THE WATER ON THE POT IS DONE BOILING, I GRAB A MUG AND START TO POUR ONLY FOR THE DAMN POT TO POUR SCALDING WATER ALL OVER MY HAND CAUSING ME TO DROP THE DAMN THING ON MY FOOT.

I BET IF I WENT TO A CASINO AND TRIED A SINGLE ROUND OF SLOTS, THE DAMN MACHINE WOULD FUCKING BURST INTO FLAMES AND SHOOT SUPER HOT COINS AT MY FACE.

FUCK.

YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORES. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE IN CLASS HOW SOOO LIKE FUCKING DRUNK YOU GOT! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR NASTY ASS HANGING OUT OF YOUR UGLY SKIRT OR YOUR UGLY FUCKING TITS FALLING OUT OF THAT SLUTTY TOP! JUST BECAUSE I WEAR CLOTHING THAT COVERS MY BODY DOESN'T MEAN I'M A FUCKING PRUDE. I JUST RESPECT MYSELF FOR FUCK SAKE. YOU GIRLS ARE SO FUCKING NASTY JUST LETTING GUYS STICK THEIR HANDS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR YOU MAKE ME SO SICK.

FUCKING ZUNE
FUCK ZUNE.
I GOT A WINDOWS PHONE AND I NEED TO SIGN IN TO ZUNE ON MY HOME COMPUTER TO BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD APPS
SO I GO TO SIGN IN TO ZUNE
AND THEIR SERVERS HAVE HAD 500 ERRORS ON THE LOGIN PAGE FOR AT LEAST A WEEK
SO I TRY TO WRITE A COMPLAINT TO LET THEM KNOW HOW FUCKED THEIR STUPID WEBSITE IS
BUT YOU NEED TO SIGN IN TO SEND A COMPLAINT

FUCK ZUNE

DUMP THAT WHORE OF YOURS OR ELSE YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO SEE MY FACE EVER AGAIN, YOU BACKSTABBING WHOREFUCKER.

THE BITCH IS USING HER EVIL VAGINA MAGICK ON YOU WHEN SHE STARES INTO YOUR EYES, ALL WHORES DO THAT.
SHE'S NOT THE FUCKING ONE FOR YOU, SHE'S A FUCKING WHORE, A CUNT, A BITCH, A SKANK, AN ALL AROUND CORNER WOMAN WHO NEVER LEARNED TO FUCKING GROW THE HELL UP.

OH MY GOD, IF YOU FUCKING LET THIS BITCH NEAR ME AGAIN, SHE'S GETTING HIT SO HARD, I'LL INDUCE MULTIPLE DIFFERENT KINDS OF PAINFUL PROCEDURES ON HER FUCKING SOUL. OH SURE, SHE'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, BUT THAT WON'T STOP ME FROM BRINGING THE GODDAMN LAW TO THE TABLE.

YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT, STEVE. WHEN YOU WERE IN THE HOSPITAL, I WAS THERE, I WAS IN TEARS FUCKING PRAYING THAT YOU WOULDN'T DIE.

THIS WHORE, THIS DIRTY SKANK, WAS OUT PARTYING WITH HER FRIENDS, CHEATING WITH OTHER GUYS. SHE NEVER EVEN CARED TO COME AND SEE YOU, MAN. WHAT THE FUCK?
DOES THIS NOT THROW UP A RED FLAG? DO YOU NOT REALIZE THIS BITCH WANTS TO DRAIN YOU OF YOUR MONEY AND SEMEN UNTIL YOU'RE BONE DRY AND OUT OF BOTH?
DUMP THIS BITCH AND LIVE YOUR DAMN LIFE AGAIN, STEVE.

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dabeshu 12/08/28(Tue)22:46 No. 738 File 134620840647.png - (387.34KB , 697x384 , gangnam.png ) Man I know where you are right now. I plain don't talk girlfriend when my friends bring it up. You just gotta teach them like a dog, tug that leash and say "hey" in a firm tone. Second off, your friend is done. You know why? Because histrionic bitches eat the souls of guys like your friend for every meal of the fucking day and nothing will get him to realize this except hitting rock /fucking/ bottom. He'll stop hearing the siren's call, but when he does you better bet your ass he's gonna be nude, homeless, crying and knocking on your door in 3 years when you've got a family and a kid and you won't want to deal with that shit. But you will because this is your boy and you're just not the type of guy to shit on someone you knew emotionally. Now... To deal with this bitch, you need to start planning to fucking wreck her from the inside out. You need to learn to have a bigger void inside yourself than she does, and become an even bigger interpersonal troll, so that you can get everyone around her to hate her, and then you make her run away. If you can't do that then you're fucked and you should just give up because that vampire bitch ain't going nowhere until her specimen is bone-dry. If you don't want to go toe-to-toe with her, you could always just forcibly remove her from your friend's life. Too bad you don't have the maturit or the gumption to do so. Check your friend into a mental hospital so he can learn in a group setting how not to be pushed over by something as slight as the whisper of the goddamn wind

>>	Anonymous 12/09/01(Sat)01:56 No. 748 Dear Backstabbing Whorefucker (a.k.a. "Steve"), Stay with the whore with the evil vagina. The last thing you need is fucking faggot like OP as your friend.

>>	Anonymous 12/09/02(Sun)22:58 No. 764 >>738 >>748 RAGE HARDER FAGGOTS, USE FUCKING CAPSLOCK NOW.... HUFF.... PUFF.... HUFF.... PANT... PLEASE AND HAVE A NICE DAY ... D:

>>	dabeshu 12/09/04(Tue)19:38 No. 766 >>764 Don't even talk to me that way, I'll beat the shit out of you. Hahaha we're all friends here, right?

god damn fucking redneck motherfuckers thinking weed is so fucking evil. my goddamn underage girlfriend went and fucked another guy that got her on heroin and she went to rehab for 9 months. now her fucking bigot father wont let me see her for a month until the weed gets out of my system. god damn it im not his fucking child, the only reason i dont bust your fucking ass is because you can have her sent right the fuck back on a whim. I swear to god when shes eighteen im going to fucking ditch you and enable the fuck out of my bitch. now im scooping up your daughter from the fucking ceiling and your on my shit? bitch you're fucking divorced dont talk to me about handling my own shit when you cant even handle your alcoholic ex wife motherfucker.god damn it I miss my stupid ass bitch.

(NIGGA WAS NIGGA'D FOR THEIR BLOG)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH NEWS WEBSITES POSTING "ARTICLES" THAT TURN OUT TO BE VIDEOS, OR A COLLECTION OF SENTENCES SMALLER THAN A FUCKING PARAGRAPH. DON'T WASTE MY FUCKING TIME, I WANT TO GET MY MOTHERFUCKING NEWS AND I CAN READ A HELLUVA LOT FASTER THAN IT TAKES FOR ME TO WAIT FOR YOUR STUPID FUCKING VIDEO TO LOAD, DISPLAY A 30 SECOND ADVERTISEMENT, BUFFER, AND PLAY THE WHOLE FUCKING THING. FUCK YOU INTERNET NEWS.

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>>	Anonymous 11/12/28(Wed)15:05 No. 41 >>28 Oh well thank you. I must be retarded then. SAGE has been used.

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Anonymous 12/09/01(Sat)02:21 No. 750 File 134648047427.jpg - (25.26KB , 900x618 , fuck-you.jpg ) >>41 FUCK YOUR "SAGE" YOU PANSY-ASS COCKSUCKING, UNCLE-FUCKING DAFT BRICK! THIS FUCKING THREAD IS MORE RELEVANT THAN YOUR ENTIRE WORTHLESS, SHIT-STAINED EXISTANCE! YOUR SUPPORT OF THE DUMBING-DOWN OF THE LITERATE WORLD IS PROOF THAT YOU NEED TO BE BEATEN UNTIL YOUR VAPID PISS-ESSENCE IS REMOVED FROM THE FUCKING GENE POOL! HELL, FUCK THAT, YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY SHOULD BE CRUCIFIED, INCLUDING WHATEVER PETS YOU MAY HAVE FUCKED, TO CLEAR AWAY ANY CHANCE THAT YOUR GENETIC CODE EVER GETS NEAR ANYTHING REMOTELY CAPABLE OF CARRYING IT! GUESS WHAT, FUCKER? THIS FUCKING THREAD YOU "SAGED" IS RIGHT BACK TO THE FRONT! FUCK YOUR LIFE!

>>	dabeshu 12/09/02(Sun)14:32 No. 754 >>750 You must be drunk. Strike 1.

>>	Anonymous 12/09/02(Sun)17:53 No. 761 >>754 Er...yeah, I was...

>>	dabeshu 12/09/02(Sun)19:15 No. 762 >>761 Strike 2, my friend.

ALRIGHT! CAN WE FUCKING GET RID OF THESE STUPID, TALENTLESS, OBNOXIOUS R&B/POP/BOYBANDS? (refuse to call them artists) THEY'RE JUST MAKING MONGOLOID PEOPLE DEVOLVE QUICKER AND DO NO GOOD TO THE WORLD. IT'S DISGUSTING.
WHY ARE PEOPLE IDOLISING THEM? HOW IS IT THAT PEOPLE PAY ATTENTION AND SUPPORT THEIR OBNOXIOUSNESS WHILST TALENTED PEOPLE ARE'NT BEING PRAISED?
WE NEED A NEW PLAGUE.

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>>	Anonymous 12/09/01(Sat)01:58 No. 749 >>708 There never were any real rock bands. You're just suffering the delusion that there were.

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dabeshu 12/09/02(Sun)14:44 No. 755 File Removed >>708 Okay okay. I know everyone here at 99chan knows people who say the beatles did such great work in music, and everyone is so pissed off about that I don't really like the beatles. I can't say I go out of my way to listen to them. I actually normally would only listen to anime show theme songs, and happy hardcore techno. I'm not saying the beatles don't produce good music, I'm not saying that other rock bands do either. It's just that you guys need to get over yourself and let your superego come into play before deciding things because y'all end up looking like retards and shit lol

>>	Anonymous 12/09/02(Sun)16:08 No. 757 >>755 And you need to stop posting pics like that before I permaban you.

>>	dabeshu 12/09/02(Sun)17:22 No. 758 File 13466209782.jpg - (259.47KB , 810x1168 , 1338771988670.jpg ) >>757 Man I ain't know you not like that here. Is this winner winner chicken dinner?

>>	Anonymous 12/09/02(Sun)17:24 No. 759 >>758 I don't even know what you're saying. Which only makes your perma an even more real possibility. Shut your cunt and stop posting suggestive little girl pics. Period. Don't reply to this. SAGE has been used.

LEARN TO USE A FUCKING COMPUTER YOU DUMB NIGGERS. YOU COME INTO THE COMPUTER LAB, HOP ONTO A COMPUTER, AND THEN ASK ME FOR HELP DOING SOMETHING, LIKE THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A SEARCH ENGINE. YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW WHAT GOOGLE IS SEEING AS YOU GO TO IT TO TYPE URLS IN THE FUCKING SEARCH BOX (WHY THEY ALL DO THIS SHIT IS BEYOND ME).

AND TURN YOUR FUCKING PHONES OFF, THERE'S A BIGASS SIGN IN THE ENTRANCE TELLING YOU TO DO THAT, YET YOU STILL LEAVE THEM OFF ANYWAY. READ THE FUCKING SIGNS YOU DUMB SHITS! THAT'S WHY THEY'RE THERE, SO I DON'T HAVE TO REPEAT SHIT 100 TIMES A DAY.

>>	Anonymous 12/09/01(Sat)15:43 No. 752 GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I MEANT TO SAY "LEAVE THEM ON" FUCK TYPOS

>>	Anonymous 12/09/01(Sat)16:59 No. 753 Are they all niggers, literally?

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dabeshu 12/09/02(Sun)14:49 No. 756 File 134661179787.jpg - (90.46KB , 605x807 , 1338772682731.jpg ) Dude who gives a shit. You have this meaningless job of yours, and you get pissed off because people are asking you to do it? Wtf man get into check No one cares that you don't want to have a job so you can go back and smoke weed all day in your rumpus room at your parents home in the middle of the fucking woods. You need to calm the fuck down, and think about what you are about to say before saying it. Don't end up looking like a retard like a lot of the people around here.

I'LL RIP THAT XXXXXL "SWAG" T-SHIRT INTO A MILLION PIECES AND FORCE FEED IT TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER. YOUR WHOLE FAMILY SHOULD BE GASSED FOR RAISING SUCH A FUCKING RETARDED LITTLE WIGGER FAGGOT CHILD.

GODDAMN IT, HALF THE TIME I'M AT WORK I GOTTA BAG FUCKING GROCERIES,EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT WHAT i'M HIRED FOR AND IT INTERRUPTS MY ACTUAL JOB. FUCK, I'M OK WITH THAT. BUT THEN SOME STUPID TEEN BITCHES WHO ONLY BuY SOME STUPID FUCKING MAKEUP WANT ME TO CARRY OUT THEIR FUCKING BASKET OF CRAP, NOT BECAUSE IT IS HEAVY OR ANYTHING- NO, THEY WANT TO LOOK PRESTIGIOUS HAVING SOME STORE GUY CARRY OUT THEIR STUFF FOR THEM. MEANWHILE, I LEAVE BEHIND THE ELDERLY LADY IN A MOTORIZED WHEELCHAIR WHO BOUGHT A BUNCH OF GROCERIES, AND WHO ACTUALLY NEEDS HELP- ALL OF IT TO SATISFY THE VANITY OF THESE TWO STUPID, SELFISH CUNTS! BY JESUS-TITS, IT FUCKING PISSES ME OFF THAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH SO MANY OF THESE SELF-OBSESSED, PERFECTLY HEALTHY COCK-JUGGLERS! AND NO, THE 1/4th CENT THAT THEIR SHOPPING TRIP SUPPOSEDLY PAID ME DOESN'T FUCKING JUSTIFY THIS FUCKING SHIT!

IF YOU DON'T *NEED* FUCKING HELP TAKING A HAND-BASKET TO A CAR, TAKE IT OUT YOURSELF! AND DON'T JUST FUCKING WALK OUT THE DOOR WITHOUT YOUR PURCHASE AFTER PAYING FOR YOUR CRAP, WITHOUT A WORD OR EVEN LOOKING BACK! IF YOU WANT A CARRYOUT, SAY SO!