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945 No. 945 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
what the FUCK WHY DOESN'T SHE WNT TO DATE ME
i've been so fucking cool about her "not rushing a relationship cause she just got out of one"
we hve FANTASTIC SEX
i don't bombard her with texts
i'm pretty hot
I DO EVERYTHING RIGHT
WHY DOESN'T SHE WANT TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND

(WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT ON /RAEG/ SERIOUSLY FUCK OFF YOU WHINEY CUNT)
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>> No. 951
>>950

Friendship and fucking often lead to feelings. And I have a hunch that she's been thinking about more than friendship.
I don't want to be emotionally attached to anyone. That's weak.
>> No. 954
WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS?

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>> No. 956
Have you told her how you feel? If not, you are a cowardly sack of puss. If you have, then you are still a cowardly sack of puss for not breaking it off when she told you no, since you clearly aren't happy with your relationship.

Stop bitching about problems you caused yourself. Either be happy with the FwB, or break it off and find a girlfriend.
>> No. 981
TELL HER TO STFU UP AND ENJOY RIDING THE FUCKING SNAKE! AND TAKE THIS NAMBI PAMBI BULLSHIT OFF TO /DOCTA!!! nEEerRRRRRRRRAAAHhhHHhH TURN THIS DAYS OF OUR LIVES BULLSHIT AND TURN IT INTO A FUCKING PORNO WORTHY OF /CUTE
>> No. 990
update if anyone cares

i fucked her best friend and it was great. way better tits than the other girl. i'm over it.

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964 No. 964 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Lets talk about the most rage inducing thing there is. How terrible this reality is. This world is hell. Normal humans suffer without any respite, while sub-humans live lives of complete pleasure. In the following thread I will be highlighting the areas of this society that have been ruined(although the entire society is dead, really).
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>> No. 975
>>974
>indepth examination of the flaws of this society in it's most obvious manner
>Thinks that is "awefull"

I think YOU should go kill yourself.
>> No. 976
>>975
This post was mine.
>> No. 977
>>975
If I wanted my come back I'd have wiped it off your faggot face.

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>> No. 978
>>977

Nice rebuttal, Using Over-used jokes= out-of-context is definitely the way to when trying to prove you're not a casual nig-nog. And it wasn't a comeback, because you replied to me. A "Comeback" is when someone insults you, and then you make a counter, or "come-back" as the name implies. Then, if the person you used the counter to used the exact same counter THEN you could use that shitty joke that was funny the first 700 times. Now, you're just a stupid sub-human who is flailing in the water as you try to stay afloat and not sink to the bottom of "dumb-nigger" lake.

Honestly, I'm glad you posted. You're a PERFECT example of how sub-humans have permeated nearly every aspect of this society, including on image boards. For a human, nothing is more rage-inducing.
>> No. 979
>>977

And a shitpost is a shitpost, regardless of whether you use sage or not. A better alternative to the "sage" function is the "Get-The-Fuck-Out" button at the upper right of your browser that takes the form of an "X".

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923 No. 923 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
WOMEN OF THIS FUCKING SHITTY PLANET CALLED EARTH.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY DO YOU FUCKING SAY ONE THING AND MEAN THE EXACT FUCKING OPPOSITE? DO NONE OF YOU SEE HOW FUCKING RETARDED THAT IS? OH YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL FUCKING RETARDED THATS WHY. YOU'RE ALWAYS TOO BUSY WATCHING YOUR FUCKING COMMERCIALS, BUYING FUCKING CLOTHES AND SHOES, THINKING ABOUT BUYING FUCKING CLOTHES AND SHOES, PAINTING YOUR FUCKING NAILS, DOING YOUR FUCKING HAIR, WORKING IN YOUR CRAPPY FUCKING JOB, COMPLAINING TO EVERYONE ABOUT ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL, BITCHING BEHIND YOUR FUCKING FRIEND'S BACK AND FINDING THE NEXT GUY WHO MORE CLOSELY RESEMBLES A FUCKING HOLLISTER ADVERT SO YOU CAN DUMP YOUR CURRENT FUCKING GUY AND GO SUCK SOME OTHER DOUCHEBAGS DICK.

WELL HOW ABOUT THIS. YOU CAN ALL GO AND FUCK YOURSELVES. IM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF ALL YOUR STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT AND HAVING TO ACT LIKE I COULD EVER GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT ANY OF YOUR PETTY FUCKING PROBLEMS.

YOU DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT ANYONE AROUND YOU, EVERYTHING IN YOUR MISERABLE CUNTING EXISTENCE REVOLVES AROUND YOU, YOU AND FUCKING YOU. THATS RIGHT BUT YOU WON'T ACCEPT IT BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL IN FUCKING DENIAL.

HOW THE FUCK WAS I EVER SO STUPID TO FUCKING TRUST ANY OF YOU AND WHAT SORT OF RETARDNESS OVERTOOK ME TO THINK THAT MAYBE ONE OF YOU;

JUST.
ONE.

OF YOU FUCKING CUNTS MIGHT HAVE BEEN WORTH SOME FUCKING EFFORT? ALL YOU EVER FUCKING DO IS PROVE TO ME WITHOUT FAIL EVERYTIME THAT YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN COCK-SUCKING, IGNORANT, SPOILT, MANIPULATIVE, SUPERFICIAL, SHALLOW FUCKING LITTLE SHITS.

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>> No. 930
>>929
Don't you fucking white-knight this little turd sniffer. If you think mankind is such a "bad and howwible montstur" then put a fucking bullet in your head and rid the world of one more worthless human.
If you don't want to, then shut the fuck up with your old, lame, tired, pointless argument, you dicking dickface dicklover.
>> No. 932
>>929

Nothing is worse than a 20-year-old thinking they're "grown"

OP only knows girls, not women.
Meanwhile, you don't know anyone.
Change your pitch up.
>> No. 957
>>932
Pitch? That nigga ain't no salesman but I know what you are, you worthless uneducated unlearned scum you're just a coward who hides behind a keyboard on a dying chan on a dying board. Also MODS=FAGS
>> No. 960
>>932
As a 20-year-old male, I can agree with this statement.

OP, you and I both know girls are cheating whores. There's not one of them out there that wouldn't trade you in for a guy with money. However, these are girls not women.

The girls you know now are going to be single moms living on welfare without anyone to hold their hand once the government gives them the big "FUCK YOU". They'll come crawling back to you, begging you to give them a second chance.
Don't you dare, OP. Don't you dare.

Unless these bitches go through hell and back, they won't understand responsibility.

Don't worry, your time will come. Every guy has his day when the bitches he helped so many years ago will come back to him, offering themselves as compensation for anything he can do.
>> No. 961
>>960
The fuck you talking about. Looks like half the people here have serious issues when dealing with women/girls/vaginas whatever you want to call them. Idiots.

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952 No. 952 hide quickreply [Reply]
I wrote this song about my ex & the sociopath she left me for.
It's called "I'm gonna laugh when he kicks the shit out of you".

http://youtu.be/BGAml91tF8s

(USER WAS SHITDESTROYED FOR SPAMMING RAEGING KINGDOM)
>> No. 953
This is no place for spam, friendo.
>> No. 955
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955
What a fucking faggot. I hope you choke on a bag of dicks.

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851 No. 851 hide quickreply [Reply]
FUCKING GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO SOME SNAKE IN THE GRASS ASSHOLE WHO IS TRYING TO STEAL HER AWAY. I WANNA PUNCH HIS FACE IN AND BREAK ALL HIS BONES SO I CAN GRIND THEM INTO FINE POWDER.
>> No. 852
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852
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.

WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING PUSSY

WHY DON'T YOU SHOW HIM WHO'S THE BOSS?

WHY DON'T YOU CHALLENGE HIM INTO A DUEL AND SUCKER PUNCH THE OUT OF HIM

WHY HAVEN'T YOU POISONED HIM YET YOU MOTHERFUCKER, ARE YOU TOO TIMID OR WHAT, ARE YOU GOING TO LET HER SLIDE OFF YOUR HANDS JUST LIKE THAT YOU WHINY LITTLE FUCKER

ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING RAGE, POUR IT ON THAT COCKBLOCKER
>> No. 853
Unless you try to humiliate, ostracize, and/or kick the guys ass, you have no room to complain if he takes her from you.

Then again, you could just be some whiny bitch who's extremely jealous of his girlfriend talking to males (and potentially butch females); however, I want someone here to actually have something worth raeging about, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
>> No. 931
LISTEN YOU FAGGOT FUCK.
STOP FUCKING POSTING ON 99CHAN AND DO IT FAGGOT.
EMBED A FUCKING CROWBAR INTO THAT FUCK
AND RAPE HIM WITH IT.
DO IT FAGGOT.
DO IT NOW.
>> No. 944
i hope op gave her the best fuck she's ever had
like he lit candles and shit and threw rose petals at her
so she'd never fucking DREam OF LEAVING SUCH A GUY

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938 No. 938 hide quickreply [Reply]
They say anger is sadness in disguise.

Fuck you 2013. You won't be different.
>> No. 940
YOU FUCKNIGGERNUGGET BETTER GET YOUR ASS ON FABECOOK WITH YOUR MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES. FUCK OFF. WE DON'T NEED YOUR PREACHY SHIT HERE.
>> No. 941
>>940
LISTEN HERE SHITFUCKINGNUGGER, THE REST OF THE BOARD IS COMPRISED ENTIRELY OF BAWWWING FRIENDZONED CHILDREN AND THEIR STUPID FEELINGS, I DON'T SEE YOU BITCHING AT THEIR 15-YEAR-OLD-MINDED POOR CONCEPTION OF FEMALES AND HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS

AND I AIN'T PREACHN NOBODY

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866 No. 866 hide quickreply [Reply]
is it me, OR IS THERE AN INTERNET-WIDE CONSPIRACY AMONG PORN SITE ADVERTISERS TO KILL MY BONER? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT KIND OF VIDEO I OPEN, BECAUSE I KNOW ON THREE SIDES OF THE VIDEO WINDOW I'M GOING TO BE BOMBARDED BY GIANT DICKS AND HIDEOUS WOMEN. THIS DOES NOT SEEM LIKE A VIABLE BUSINESS MODEL. WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT I WAS LIKELY TO CLICK ON A PIC OF SOME SAGGY 65 YEAR OLD BULL DYKE? WHY!? IN HOPES OF SEEING MORE??? THAT I MIGHT POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO MEET AND FUCK HER OR SOMEONE LIKE HER? IF I WANTED AN ATTAINABLE WOMAN RIGHT NOW I'D BE AT THE CLUB HITTING ON THESE UGLY SKANKS, NOT SITTING AT HOME LOOKING AT PORN!
I WILL GRANT THAT THESE PHOTOSHOPS OF GUYS WITH PECKERS BIGGER THAN THEIR ARMS CAN BE QUITE HUMOROUS. SOMEBODY GETS A LEGITIMATE, GOV'T TAXED ABOVE-BOARD PAYCHECK TO MAKE THESE EDITS. AND MOST OF THEM ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE.
>> No. 867
I AGREE WITH THE FIRST SENTENCE!
>> No. 883
ADBLOCK YOU FUCKING RETARD
>> No. 905
AAAAHAHAHAHA ANAL ANN
>> No. 924
>>866

FUCKING USE ADBLOCK YOU USELESS CUNTING PIECE OF SHIT.

BUT NO YOU'RE SITTING USING INTERNET FUCKING EXPLORER BECAUSE YOU'RE SO FUCKING RETARDED YOU DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY FUCKING ALTERNATIVES AND THAT YOU JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT GETTING RAPED IN THE FUCKING ASS BY ADVERTS ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

OR MAYBE YOU'RE ONE OF THESE FAGGOTS THAT USE CHROME BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL TOO FUCKING RETARDED TO REALISE THAT ITS JUST FUCKING FIREFOX BUT BASTARDISED TO SHIT AND BACK SO YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING FUCKING USEFUL WITH IT OUTSIDE OF GOOGLES FUCKING SHITTY WEB 2.0 EMPIRE AND GOOGLE TAKE ALL YOUR FUCKING BROWSING DATA AND SELL IT ON TO FUCKING AD COMPANIES SO YOU STILL GET BOMBARDED WITH ALL THESE FUCKING ADVERTS BECAUSE YOU WATCH TOO MUCH FUCKING PORN AND YOU END UP IN A FUCKING CIRCLEJERK BOMBARDMENT OF MORE FUCKING CONSTANT ADVERTISEMENTS YOU DISCOMBOBULATED CHUCKLEFUCK.

GET A REAL FUCKING WEB BROWSER OR EAT SOME HORSE SHIT I DONT CARE JUST FUCKING DIE I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU SCUMMY LITTLE CUNT.
>> No. 939
ANAL ANN, FUCK YEAH!

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884 No. 884 hide quickreply [Reply]
FUCK YOU ALL!!! Pieces of shit, i only keep on living for one goddam reason. I hope to see all of humanity wither and die, like the cancer it is.
That way, the earth will be cleansed and maybe a superior life form will actually get shit done.
A life form like... something more evolved like a FUCKING WORMS!!!!!!!! FILTHY HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!! >:(
>> No. 886
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> No. 920
I can't stop staring at that magical foot vagina.
It's mesmerizing.
>> No. 937
>>920
Wonder what he stepped on.

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933 No. 933 hide quickreply [Reply]
YOU FUCKING DUMB CUNT.

WHY IS IT THAT WHEN YOU ASK ME FOR ADVICE ABOUT A TURD YOU KNOW WHO EXPLICITLY TOLD YOU HE DOES NOT WANT A RELATIONSHIP AND ONLY WANTS TO BANG YOU AND YET ALTHOUGH YOU DON'T ONLY LOOK FOR THAT IN A RELATIONSHIP, YOU ARE WILLING TO TRY TO BE WITH HIM CAUSE YOU HAVE ''FEELINGS''??????? BOO-FUCKING-HOO! I WAS WILLING TO HEAR YOU OUT AND GIVE YOU ADVICE AND TRY TO EXPLAIN TO YOUR FUCKING RETARDED BRAIN A DUMB FUCKY'S GUIDE TO THE FUCKING OBVIOUS ABOUT HOW YOU ARE WILLINGLY RUNNING INTO A WALL.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NEVERMIND I EXPLAINED FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR AND A HALF HOW YOU ARE NOT ONLY AVOIDING REALITY ON PURPOSE AND HOW THE GUY IS GOING TO USE YOU BUT ARE WILLING TO TAKE THE RISK IN HOPES ''IT CAN WORK'' LIKE A FUCKING WOMAN-BEATER'S WIFE HOPE HER HUSBAND CAN CHANGE BECAUSE HE CALLED YOU FOUR HOURS LATER TO SAY HE MISSES YOU AFTER FUCKING SAYING HE ONLY WANTS TO BANG YOU . NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT FUCKING ADMITTED YOU KNOW THE GUY LIED TO YOU BEFORE AND YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOO ''CONFUSED''. NEVERMIND THE FACT YOU SAID YOU DON'T ''LOVE'' THE GUY BUT HAVE ''FEELINGS'' FOR HIM. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR FUCKING HEAD? CAN YOU GO 1 + 1 = 2 WITHOUT TAKING AN HOUR? GIVEN YOUR FUCKING LOGIC, YOU'D SAY IT EQUALS DOG SHIT.

YET AGAIN, YOU ARE WILLING TO TAKE THE PLUNGE AND FUCKING CRASH AND BURN. I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR SORRY ASS TO GET CRABS AND COME CRYING TO ME THAT HE USED YOU SO I CAN MOCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU LIKE THOSE 2012 BELIEVERS.
>> No. 934
Someone's been friendzoooooned
>> No. 935
>>934
I KNOW FOR A FACT SHE HAS GENITAL WARTS. YES I WOULD LOVE TO TAP THAT AND GET THE SAME KIND OF SHIT YOUR DOG PROBABLY HAS. I'M PRETTY SURE SHE'D DO YOU TOO CONSIDERING SHE GOES FOR ANYTHING.
>> No. 936
>>935
Hey I don't have a dog fuck you man

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918 No. 918 hide quickreply [Reply]
YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU SNEAKY LITTLE BITCH, WINTER? WHY DON'T YOU GO SUCK AN ELEPHANT PENIS RIGGED WITH DYNAMITE?

YOU COCK-NOSED FUCKWEASEL, YOU'VE NEARLY GOT ME RAPED ON THE ROAD BY GODDAMN MACK TRUCKS GOING A GOOGOLPLEX KILOMETERS A NANOSECOND. FUCK YOU AND YOUR FIXATION ON GETTING ME FUCKED OVER BY EVERY VEHICLE EVER TO EXIST.

CLIMB A WALL OF COCKS AND GET YOURSELF FUCKED BY A TRAIN, ASSCRUNCHING INTERNAL FUCKBUSTION ENGINE.
FUCK.

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899 No. 899 hide quickreply [Reply]
I hate my brain. Why cant i just be fucking happy? or angry? Those are the appropriate reactions to the world around me. why the fuck does it have to be this faux disinterested act? There is a worthless shitty hipster that lives behind my eyes and I hate him.

Only not really. I'm not going to do anything about this shit. After I finish typing this I will dutifully promise myself to turn things around and go to bed just like every night for the past 6 years. But tomorrow ill just be a worm again. A worthless worm that can't smile. can't scowl. cant shed a tear. Nothing but that stupid shitty condescending laugh that tastes like burning tires every time it slides past my lips.

fuck. fuck fuck fuck FUCK. I'm, not even mad. Why not? WHY CANT I FEEL IT ANYMORE> goddamnit.
>> No. 900
This isn't /angst/, boy.
>> No. 902
NOT ENOUGH RAGE

KILL YOURSELF FAGMASTER
>> No. 914
Oh boo fucking hoo.
Find some real problems you emo cunt.

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235 No. 235 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Fuck you, you fuckin' bitch. Why, fucking WHY, do you have to be fat? WHY? I get along with you better than any woman I've ever dated (and most of my guy friends). You're a genuinely good person with the same ridiculous sense of humor and tastes in movies, TV, music and activities that I have. You're a great catch... with the exception of the fact that you're fucking FAT.

Worst of all, you're totally into me. If you lost 40-50 pounds, I'd fucking marry your ass. But you're not going to, are you? You bitch about how hard it is to lose weight when you do no exercise whatsoever, and you're cruising around with me grabbing McDonalds at 3AM. I want to see you get in good shape but I've basically accepted that it's never going to happen.

It's sad, because you're fucking sexy in your own way. You've got a very cute face and I can tell you'd be hot if you weren't so fucking fat. Plus, based on our discussions, you've got a high libido and you're into as much freaky shit as me. Hell, I might even fuck you one of these nights after we've both had a few, but I'm sure I'd regret it. The thing is, as shallow as this makes me, I'm just not attracted to your body, and I don't want to be seen in public with you. If we did start dating, it would be embarrassing for both of us. "Oh, there's that fat chick and the loser who's settling for her." But I DO wish I could date you... you know that my last few ex's have been "hot", but all crazy, demanding, gold-digging shallow cunts. You're an actual decent human being, and you're fucking fat. GOD DAMMIT.

Now forced to decide between either A) keeping you in the friend zone, therefore becoming everything I hate, or B) telling you that we shouldn't be friends anymore, because we'll never be together and I don't want to cause you unending pain by being the person you want but always being at arm's length. Trust me, I've been in your position, and that IS the best option, even though it would leave us both feeling like shit.

I love our late-night games of Modern Warfare, our inside jokes on Facebook, our casual shoot-the-shit conversations, and our deep, philosophical conversations. I love you, in a way. I'm just not attracted to you, because you're fucking fat. Fucking hell.

What really pisses me off is the knowledge that if you DID lose the weight, or were never fat to begin with, there's no way you'd be this cool. You'd be shallow and one-dimensional like all your stupid friends. You'd never give me the time of day and turn me down for some douchebag who treats you like shit.

Fuck women, and fuck my life.
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>> No. 320
>>318
GEE, MUST BE SWELL BANGING SUPERMODELS ALL DAY IN YOUR MANSION, BARON VON DOUCHENSTIEN. EAT A DICK.
>> No. 321
Just fuck her in the belly button, OP.
>> No. 326
>>238
die in a fire scumnigger
>>235
tell her about /fit/ and get her off her ass , or just invent some bullshit story so she would lose that shit
>> No. 332
Just go to the gym WITH her OP, and start eating healthy in front of her instead of taking her with you to McDonald's. it'll be easier for her to get started on diet and exercise if you do it with her to help motivate her you dump fuck
>> No. 907
>>326
>tell her about /fit/ and get her off her ass , or just invent some bullshit story so she would lose that shit
>>332

This.

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904 No. 904 hide quickreply [Reply]
I am at an inpass in my life. I am constantly filled with sheer seething hatred without any god damned reason, and I just drink my anger into submission to avoid some sort of psychotic outbreak. Yet this fucking guy just had to push my buttons. He just had to try and belittle me. What kinda of fucking foul trash would logically think they can shit talk me after beating his daughter right infront of me? So now I sit here with a broken knuckle swelling my hand shut around a bottle of Bacardi rum as I ponder the consequences of hospitalizing him in public like that. And I wonder if this leads me to jail, if I will be doing the same thing again in there. Today has just not been my day. And in the end, I bet the whitenesses from today will be testifying against me. Maybe, and just maybe, I will sleep a little better tonight knowing he will be waking up tomorrow in the hospital with what looked like a broken or dislocated jaw and a fractured orbital bone.
>> No. 906
LEARN TO SPELL YOU GODDAMN DYSLEXIC FUCKSTICK

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890 No. 890 hide quickreply [Reply]
FUCK YOU FUCKING TREYARCH. GO COLLECTIVLY SUCK A FRESH OUT OF THE BOWELS OF SATAN DICK. NO LIKES SKILL BASED MATCHMAKING IF I FUCKING WANTED TO PLAY THAT BULLSHIT ID FUCKING CLICK THE LEAGUE PLAY FOR FUCKS SAKE. ITS NOT EVEN LIKE ITS FUCKING UP MY K/D BULLSHIT IM PISSED ABOUT IM STILL WHOOPING ASS YOU FUCKS BUT I LIKE TO SIT ON MY HAPPY ASS AT THE END OF THE DAY AND FUCKING CALM DOWN AND HAVE SOME FUN PLAYING YOUR SHITTY GAMES BUTTTT NOOOOO. NOW EVERY TIME I JOIN A MATCH ITS A BUTT FUCKING RAGEPIT FULL OF ASS FUCK SNIPERS AND SHOT GUN WHORES WHERE I HAVE TO PUT EVERY OUNCE OF EFFORT LEFT IN MY TIRED FUCKING BRAIN TO EVEN GET CLOSE TO HOW I USED TO SCORE. FUCK YOU ID LIKE THE VARITY THAT CONNECTION BASED MATCHMAKING GAVE US BACK NOT THIS BULLSHIT WHERE EVERYFUCKING MATCH FEELS THE SAME AND THAT SAME MEANS SUCK. AND ANOTHER THING I PREORDER THE FUCKING GAME CAUSE I WANTED TO FUCKING PLAY NUKETOWN. I TOOK TIME OUT OF MY DAY TO GO DOWN TO THE SHITTY STORE AND PREORDER THAT SHIT INSTEAD OF ORDERING ONLINE LIKE I USUALLY DO. BUT FUCK ME AND ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE YOU FUCKING CON'D INTO PREORDERING FOR THE MAP CAUSE GUESS FUCKING WHAT? YOU DECIDED TO FUCKING PULL THE MAP FROM ROTATION LESS THAN A WEEK AFTER LAUNCH! THEN YOU HAVE THE FUCKING BALLS TO REPLY TO THE HATE SUNAMI YOU CAUSED TO COME CRASHING DOWN UPON YOU BY REPLACEING IT WITH FUCKING CHAOS MOSHPIT? DO YOU FUCKING THINK I WANNA PLAY YOUR OTHER SHITTY FUCKING MAPS WHEN I CHOOSE BONUS? NO I WANNA PLAY THE FUCKING MAP I GOT THE GAME FOR, AND YOU KNOW IT WOULDNT BE SO FUCKING BAD IF 90% OF THE MAPS YOU FUCKING MADE WERENT FUCKING SHIT.
>> No. 891
Are you seriously complaining about a terrible game?

Get the fuck out.

SAGE has been used.
>> No. 892
>>891
NO FUCK WIT IM COMPLAINING ABOUT A TERRIBLE COMPANY AND ITS SHITTY FUCKING DECISIONS.

NOW YOU GET THE FUCK OUT YOU ANYTHING REMOTELY PHALLIC SHAPED GOBBLING FAG A TRON 3001

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SAGE has been used.
>> No. 903
>>892
SOUNDS LIKE SOME SCUMFUCK IS MAD BECAUSE PEOPLE ONLINE DON'T JUST LET HIM WIN.

BOO FUCKING HOO.
>> No. 913
>>892
So you're bitching that you suck at a terrible fucking game?
Gotcha.

Take your problems to something that gives a fuck. Like the wall you drew a face on. Faggot.

SAGE has been used.

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889 No. 889 hide quickreply [Reply]
I just got a rejection letter for a company. They didn't even email it to me. I had to ask them about the status of my offer to which I am forwarded a generic "fuck off" letter. This is the same company that told me I didn't even need to do a phone interview and that the on-site interview was a "formality". The same company that has been on my ass to apply for 6 months.

What the fuck? I interviewed with 6 people across 2 groups and I rocked them all. I never stumbled or couldn't answer a question. And then I have to prod them for a month before they tell me to piss off? Fuck you. Fuck your company and fuck your employees.

Fuck jobs. I need a fucking job. I have been rejected from over 6 positions now. I'm just waiting for the rest of my applications to trickle back to me. Everyone wants to hire me until they actually have to hire me. This leaves me stuck in limbo. How the hell can I improve if you're already on my dick? And then you leave me with blue balls? Fuck.

I know I'm posting here like any of you assholes give a fuck. This rant isn't even making me feel better but I guess I've got no one else to talk with than a random assortment of people on the Internet. That's sure cheering me right the fuck up.

In summation, fuck you. Fuck the company. Fuck everyone that is having a good time. Fuck applying. Just fuck this and fuck that. And for all you assholes with a broken capslock: FUCK YOU.
>> No. 893
join the International Union of Arsonists.
>> No. 896
Businesses hire people they know, friends of friends and employees kids.
It's why the economy is such fucking shit.
No one knows how to run a fucking business.

I work for a business that, thankful, knows what the fuck I/O psychology is and why you can't just hire people you like or you know.

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871 No. 871 hide quickreply [Reply]
FUCK THIS OUTRAGEOUSLY GODAWFUL SHIT-HOLE I DUG MYSELF IN, I SERIOUSLY WENT OUT ON A FUCKING WHIM AND INVITED A 3RD PERSON INTO MY RELATIONSHIP. FUCK. IF YOU EVER CONSIDER DOING THIS, YOU BET YOUR ASS YOU BETTER THINK LONG AND HARD AND SAY. NO. FUCKING. WAY. THIS IS BULLSHIT OF THE PUREST DEGREE AND REMOVING THIS EXTRA MEMBER OF MY RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN LIVING FUCKING HELL. FUCK. POLYAMORY CAN SUCK SATAN'S FAT SPINED CACK.
>> No. 872
ALL POSTS RELATED TO RELATIONSHIPS SHOULD BE GROUNDS FOR A BAN. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN RELATIONSHIPS. MAKE A SHITTY FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATE, POST IN A BLOG, OR GET A JOURNAL. I MEAN...JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

"OH NO. I FUCKED UP IN MY RELATIONSHIP. BETTER POST IT IN /RAEG/, THEN CLAIM THAT I JUST NEEDED TO BLOW OFF SOME STEAM."

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>> No. 881
>>872
>THEN CLAIM I JUST NEEDED TO BLOW OFF SOME STEAM

WELL WHAT THE FUCK ELSE IS THIS BOARD FOR, YOU FLAMING FAGGOT!?
>> No. 882
OP YOU FUCKING MORON, YOU DUG YOUR OWN HOLE AND YOU FUCKED UP. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAVE FUN SLEEPING TONIGHT IMAGINING HOW BETTER YOUR LIFE WOULD HAVE BEEN IF YOU DECIDED TO KEEP THE GAME TO TWO PLAYERS. IT WON'T BE BACK THE WAY IT WERE AND IT WON'T CHANGE NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU CRAWL ON THE FLOOR. YOU DESERVE WHAT HAPPEN BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN STUPIDITY. HAVE A GOOD REGRET-FILLED LIFE OP.
>> No. 888
GOD DAMN FUCK FUCK THE ENDING TO YUME NIKKI AND FUCK MADOTSUKI FOR BEING A PUSSY, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A NEET

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845 No. 845 hide quickreply [Reply]
WHAT??!?!?!?!

LET ME
FUCKING
CLICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOU HOUR-FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH WHY DO YOU COME UP I DIDNT EVEN--!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6QBqCNuB3g
>> No. 846
WHAT HAPPENED WAS I WAS LOOKING AT
WEBPAG
ES - AND NOT FUCKING DOING ANYTHING - BUT T
HEN
THE FUCKING HOURGLASS
CAME UP ON WINDOWS SEVEN LIKE IT WAS FUCKING 95 OR SOME SHIT AND I COULDNT CLICK ON SHIT

NOT A GOD DAMN SHIT

FOR T
HE LONGEST FUCKING HOWEVE
R MANY SECONDS T
HAT WAS OIF MY FUCKING LEFE

ALSO THIS WIERD ANGLE IM SITTING AT MAKES MY LEFT ARM HIT THE FUCKING ENTER KEY ON THE NUMPAD
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>> No. 887
INSTALL GENTOO YOU FUCKING SHITCUNT

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878 No. 878 hide quickreply [Reply]
OH YEAH SURE YOU STUPID FUCKTARD. IT TOOK YOU 6 FUCKING MONTHS TO LEARN MY NAME WHEN YOU COME AND CLAIM YOUR RENT. SHOW SOME GODDAMN RESPECT YOU FUCKING TARD. THEN YOU COME AT DINNER TIME TO ASK ME TO MOVE A FRIDGE IN A TRUCK AND THE OTHER ONE FLOOR LOWER CAUSE YOU ARE TOO MUCH OF A FUCKING JEW TO HIRE SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU. SURE, YOU ARE FUCKING SMART ENOUGH TO HIRE A FUCKING CONSTRUCTION CREW TO RENOVATION THIS SHITHOLE YOU CALL A BUILDING TO THEN CLAIM IT'S COMPLETELY RENOVATED. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. THEY FUCKING BROKE THE WIRES IN THE KITCHEN SO I CANT COOK FOR WEEKS AND NOW THEY FIX IT BUT FUCK UP THE TOILET LIGHT SOURCE ALSO THIS FUCKING BUNCH OF RETARDS ON METH COME SLAMMING WALLS AND PIPES AND SAW THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING WHEN I WORK NIGHTS. I WANT TO FUCKING MUMMIFY YOU WITH FUCKING BACON STRIPS YOU FUCKING SANDNIGGER. AND DONT YOU FUCKING DARE COME KNOCKING AT MY DOOR ON THE FIRST OF THE YEAR TO GET YOUR FUCKING GOLD. I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU ARE A FUCKING MINORITY. SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT BEFORE I SHOVE A QURAN ON FIRE UP YOUR ASS,

AND DONT YOU EVER COME FUCKING LATE AT NIGHT AGAIN YOU FUCKING MANIAC OR I GONNA ALLAH ACKBAR YOUR FUCKING ASS.
>> No. 879
GOOD. GOOD.
>> No. 880
MUMMIFICATION BY BACON STRIPS ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY COOL WAY TO GO OUT, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.

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874 No. 874 hide quickreply [Reply]
IT'S SIMPLE. HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU COCK-JUGGLING CUNT-BAG. YOU'RE THE FUCKING REASON WHY I'M FUCKING ALONE AND DEPRESSED INSTEAD OF BEING WITH THE ONLY PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT.
FUCK.
YOU.
>> No. 875
JESUS GODDAMN TITTY FUCKING CHRIST. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.

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>> No. 876
BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO




HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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857 No. 857 hide quickreply [Reply]
SERIOUSLY, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS SO GOOD AT THIS SHIT? I BARELY BREAK EVEN IN MY KILLS AND DEATHS MOST OF THE TIME, AND THEN I SEE THESE PRICKS RUNNING AROUND RAPING EVERYTHING WITH 33 KILLS AND 3 DEATHS. HOW THE FUCK DO THEY DO IT? SHIT PISSES ME OFF, NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY, I GENERALLY DO THE SAME. ALSO FUCK INFINITY WARD FOR MAKING ME WRITE THIS SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
>> No. 862
IT'S BECAUSE YOUR RETARDED MONGLOID ADHD SHITSTAINED SELF IS PLAYING A JOKE OF A GAME, DUMBASS.

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