Fuck people who say that mercury in vaccines causes autism.

Fuck people who believe in reptilians and alien abductions and ancient astronauts.

Fuck people who take a literal interpretation of any religious creation story.

Fuck people who think that without the fear of god we'd all just become murderous assholes.

Fuck people that think HAARP is a weapon.

Fuck people that think this is the last generation.

Fuck people that think the world is worse off now then it ever was.

Fuck people who think that ancient civilizations were some how more advanced then modern ones.

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>>	Anonymous 13/09/13(Fri)07:52 No. 1061 You, I like you, you have a good head on your shoulders. however, FUCK YOU IF ANARCHY DOESN'T WORK THEN I'LL DIE WRONG ASSHOLE

>>	Anonymous 13/09/16(Mon)02:00 No. 1062 Why the fuck would mercury not cause autism? You're an idiot. It's one of the reasons pregnant should be careful about eating fish.

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Anonymous 13/09/21(Sat)12:58 No. 1068 >>1062 Oh well, let me give you a few reasons: 1.Autism is a genetic disorder. You can't get it via any sort of poisoning. The reason they tell pregnant women not to get exposed to various types of things is because it can effect the well being of the baby before it's born. But thats not the fucking point of what these people are claiming. They're claiming that a child, already born, could be given a hereditary disease via a injection. 2.It's not pure mercury in the vaccines. It's Thiomersal, a compound that contains mercury. And that makes a big fucking difference. I mean, look at salt. It's made of chlorine and Sodium, which are both toxic, and one even burns in water! Yet we need it to survive. 3.The amounts of it in vaccines are so fucking tiny you'd have to have hundreds of injections to cause potential problems. And even then, it would be mercury poisoning, not autism. 4.This whole thing came from the misreading of data. Basically, more cases of autism are being reported now then before. People wrongly assume that this means that the number of actual cases is increasing, rather then the simple fact that they're just being better recorded. Worse yet, the Thiomersal has been phased out around 2000 but the reports keep increasing, so this misinterpreted data now actually goes AGAINST the original misinterpretation. I've got more. You want more? This is just another case of people jumping to conclusions and wanting someone or something to blame for things that are beyond our control.

>>	Anonymous 13/10/13(Sun)16:47 No. 1069 File 138169724489.jpg - (133.36KB , 500x473 , tumblr_m4wci40taI1rxt7jlo1_500.jpg ) Right the fuck on, OP. Motherfuck fucking conspiracy theorists. Don't have a source? Then don't repost it as fact. Get a motherfucking life.

YOU'RE ALL FUCKING ANIMALS

YOU WHO RACES DOWN THE MERGING LANE TO GET IN FRONT OF FOUR CARS, WHILE YOU SLOW DOWN EVERYONE WHO GOT IN THE CORRECT LANE RESPONSIBLY FOR HALF A MILE BEHIND YOU. FUCK YOU WITH A CHAINSAW.

YOU WHO HOPS OVER TO THE NEXT LANE THE SECOND YOUR LANE STARTS SLOWING DOWN, GUESS WHAT?!?!?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON MY LANE THAT WAS GOING FINE WILL GRIND TO A COMPLETE FUCKING HALT WHILE THE LANE YOU JUST LEFT SPEEDS UP BECAUSE OF ALL YOU FAIR-WEATHER-LANE-FAGGOTS.

YOU WHO RIDES MY ASS WHILE I AM IN THE LEFT LANE GOING AS FAST AS TRAFFIC WILL ALLOW, FUCKING CHILL, YOU WILL GET THERE.

YOU WHO PASSES ME ON THE RIGHT EVEN WHEN THE LANE TO MY LEFT IS EMPTY AS FUCK, I HOPE YOU DIE IN SCREAMING AGONY
YOU WHO WAITS UNTIL THE VERY LAST SECOND TO CHANGE LANES TO GET AROUND ME EVEN THOUGH THERE WAS NO ONE AT ALL IN THE RIGHT LANE AND I TURNED MY TURN SIGNAL ON TO INDICATE MY FORTHCOMING LEFT-HAND TURN 10 SECONDS AGO, WHAT IN GODS NAME IS YOUR PROBLEM?
YOU, FUCKING SOCCER-MOM CUNT WITH THE LINCOLN NAVIGATOR WHO CAN'T PARK FOR SHIT. WANT TO FEEL SAFER IN YOUR CAR? LEARN TO FUCKING PARK IT. THE LINES ARE THERE FOR A REASON YOU INFECTIOUS PIECE OF HUMAN WASTE.
YOU WHO CRUISES AT 50MPH IN THE LEFT LANE WHILE PEOPLE ON THE RIGHT ARE PASSING AND YOU ARE SLOWING DOWN TRAFFIC FOR MILES BEHIND YOU, GT THE FUCK OVER, YOU DESERVE TO BE STABBED IN THE FACE WITH A BROKEN BOTTLE REPEATEDLY
YOU WHO THINKS THE FREEWAY IS A FUCKING GAME OF FROGGER, WHEN IT'S PACKED AS SHIT AND WE ARE STILL BLESSED ENOUGH TO ALL BE GOING 50 OR 60 MPH, GOD FORBID I NEGLECT TO RIDE THE GUYS ASS IN FRONT OF ME SO CLOSE I HAVE HIS ANAL HAIRS UP MY NOSE I GET CUT OFF BY YOU INGRATEFUL, IMPATIENT DICK-WADS. THE FREEWAY IS NOT FROGGER, YOU ARE THE SHIT-HEAD THAT CAUSES THE 17 CAR PILEUP THAT MAKES EVERYONE LATE BECAUSE YOU HAD TO GET ONE CAR LENGTH AHEAD.

HOW DO WE FIX THIS?????

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>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRxLuvAO-U4
I think you get the fucking point.
there are more like this one too.
Call it petty, but fuck this guy pisses me off.

OK YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? YOU SEE THESE PRETTY LITTLE SQUIGGLES? THESE ARE WORDS AND THEY ARE THERE TO BE READ. IT'S NOT HERE TO LOOK PRETTY YOU MINDLESS FUCK I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP ON LOOKING AT THE GIANT MENU RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR FACE AND THEN ASKING ME WHAT DO WE SERVE I AM GOING TO RIP YOUR WORTHLESS MEXICAN HEAD OFF OH GOD YOU GOT ME STARTED ON THE MEXICANS I SWEAR TO FUCK. THERE IS NO GOD DAMN STEAK AND CHEESE. WHERE ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING MENU DOES IT SAY STEAK AND CHEESE? I WANT AN HONEST ANSWER. IF YOU CAN'T SPEAK THE MAJORITY LANGUAGE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TRYING TO FUNCTION IN SOCIETY?

BACK TO THE GOD DAMN MENU WE HAVE SIDES RIGHT THERE WHERE IT SAYS SIDES DIPSHIT. AND IT EVEN TELLS YOU WHAT THE SIZES ARE. WHAT A CONCEPT RIGHT? BUT HEY EVEN WHEN I HAVE LITTLE CONTAINERS LABELED LITERALLY RIGHT THE FUCK IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE YOU STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TRYING TO GET. JESUS CHRIST.

SPEAKING OF READING THE MENU EXPLAIN WHY YOU SIT THERE STARING AT THE MENU FOR 5 MINUTES THEN WALK UP AND WASTE MY TIME CONTINUING TO STARE AT THE MENU WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING STARING AT THE PRETTY COLORS?

THE ONES WHO WILL SCREAM AND BURN ARE THE ONES WHO COME UP AND ORDER OH SHIT I NEED MONEY TO BUY SOMETHING? SHIT BRB GOTTA RUN TO MY CAR FIRST. PLEASE HOLD WHILE I ROOT AROUND IN MY SEAT FOR A QUARTER. AND FUCK THE PEOPLE WHO PAY IN ALL COINS OR ALL ONES.

OH HEY LET'S TALK ABOUT SAUCE. IT COMES IN HOT OR MILD. WE DO NOT HAVE YES SAUCE. WE DO NOT HAVE MEDIUM. (we can mix it if you like.) AND FOR THE LOVE OF WHATEVER DIETY YOU WISH TO SWEAR BY, STOP ASKING ME HOW HOT IS THE HOT. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION? IS THERE A MILD TO HOT RATING SYSTEM I AM UNAWARE OF?

HEY LOOK AT THOSE BIG SIGNS ILLUMINATED BY FLOOD LIGHTS. THE ONES THAT SAY OPEN OR CLOSED. WANT TO READ THOSE FOR ME? IT WOULD SAVE ME HEADACHES. OH WAIT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ DO YOU? THAT'S WHY I GET MORONIC FOREIGNERS RUNNING UP TO THE WINDOW ASKING FOR FOOD AND THAT IS AS SPECIFIC AS THEY ARE CAPABLE OF GETTING. YES THIS HAS HAPPENED.

My caps lock key is tired. Time to go find a new job.

FUCK YOU, YOU CHAUVINIST, RACIST PIECE OF WHITE BLITHERING SHIT. I'M ASHAMED TO BE YOUR SON AND ASHAMED TO HIDE THE REASONS I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY MOTHER, AND FOR LYING TO ALL FIVE OF YOUR CHILDREN ABOUT IT LIKE HER DISAPPEARING WAS YOUR CHANCE TO FOOL US ALL FOR GOOD.
WELL, I GOT BACK IN TOUCH WITH HER, YOU SHITFACED PRICK, AND SHE TOLD A VERY DIFFERENT STORY FROM THE LOAD OF COCK YOU'VE BEEN FEEDING US THESE FIVE YEARS. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN EVER DO TO EARN MY FORGIVENESS.
FUCK YOUR RELIGION AND FUCK YOUR 18TH-CENTURY SENSE OF PROPRIETY. FUCK YOUR PARANOID CONTROL FREAKISHNESS AND YOUR FAKE CHEERFULNESS AROUND PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW. I'VE SEEN YOU ON THE PHONE WITH COMPANY REPS AND YOU TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT. YOU DON'T RESPECT ANYBODY BUT YOURSELF. YOU DON'T EVEN RESPECT YOUR KIDS ENOUGH TO TELL THEM YOU RAPED AND ABUSED YOUR WIFE INTO SEVERE DEPRESSION AND FORCED HER TO TAKE MEDICATION FOR IT AFTER SHE ATTEMPTED SUICIDE FOR THE SECOND TIME.
THAT'S RIGHT. YOU ARE SUCH A MISERABLE HUMAN BEING THAT THE IMPOSITION OF YOUR PRESENCE ACTUALLY COMPELLED SOMEONE TO END THEIR OWN LIFE. NO SURPRISE THAT YOUR SECOND MARRIAGE - WHICH IS BLATANTLY UN-CATHOLIC, YOU INSUFFERABLE HYPOCRITE - ISN'T GOING HALF AS SMOOTHLY, AND IF YOUR CURRENT WIFE KNOWS WHAT'S GOOD FOR HER SHE WILL HIGH-TAIL IT OUT OF THIS PODUNK TOURIST TRAP TOWN BEFORE THE NEXT TIME YOUR FAT HEAD CAN SHOVE ITS WAY INSIDE HER FRONT DOOR. I'M WILLING TO BET SHE ISN'T EVEN GOING THROUGH MENOPAUSE. THE LATE NIGHT LIQUOR BINGES NEVER EXACTLY HELPED YOUR CASE THAT THE PROBLEMS WERE ALL HERS.
I HOPE YOU DIE AN EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL DEATH TO SPINAL CANCER SO THAT WE CAN COLLECT THAT FUCKING INSURANCE PAYOUT ALREADY. OH WAIT, YOU LOST THAT JOB BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT WHO THINKS THAT MOVING SIX PEOPLE ACROSS THE CONTINENT JUST SO YOU CAN RE-MARRY YOUR HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART IS A GOOD IDEA. THANKS FOR THAT, BY THE WAY. I GOT A HUGE KICK OUT OF LOSING EVERY FRIEND I'D EVER HAD RIGHT BEFORE THE SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME, LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR DINK-ASS JOB AT THE SHIT UNIVERSITY OF INDIANS AND TECH SCHOOL REJECTS. HOW'S 60% OF YOUR OLD SALARY WORKING OUT FOR YOU? OH RIGHT, IT'S NOT. BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PAY FOR ANY OF YOUR FIVE - FUCKING *FIVE* - KIDS' EDUCATIONS ANYMORE. AND YOU WANTED TO HAVE MORE KIDS WITH HER, BUT SHE WOULDN'T LET YOU. SHE GOT OUT. SHE GOT OUT LIKE I WISH I COULD GET ALL OF US OUT, BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONLY THING STANDING BETWEEN THE PEOPLE I LOVE AND POVERTY. AND I'D RATHER STAND THEM ON A STEAMING PILE OF SHIT THAN OUT ON THE STREET. AND I HATE YOU FOR THAT. BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONLY OPTION. I'M GLAD YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN SHIT BECAUSE A SHIT LIFE IS WHAT YOU DESERVE.

>>	Anonymous 13/05/21(Tue)16:12 No. 1035 Damn, dude.

>>	Anonymous 13/06/13(Thu)19:41 No. 1039 >RACIST PIECE OF WHITE BLITHERING SHIT >SHIT UNIVERSITY OF INDIANS AND TECH SCHOOL REJECTS chip off the old block and yet he feeds clothes and houses you, you ungrateful cunt SAGE has been used.

>>	Anonymous 13/08/01(Thu)23:04 No. 1055 File 137541265227.png - (3.00KB , 488x585 , 1374716398613.png ) >FUCK YOU, YOU CHAUVINIST, RACIST PIECE OF WHITE BLITHERING SHIT. I'M ASHAMED TO BE YOUR SON goooooooood goy

Fucking best friend gets a girlfriend and now she is the only person he FUCKING sees. GODDAMN I wish I could break them the fuck up. THEY AREN'T EVEN FUCKING SIMILAR AT ALL FUCK. Geeky guy, and a FUCKING HIPPY. Has dark humor, CAN'T FUCKING STAND THE SIGHT OF ANYTHING VIOLET OR CRUDE.

Fuck, just buttfuck it.

HEMORRHOIDS FUCK. ALL UP IN MY ANUS MAKING MY ARSE ACHE AND MY FUCKING BUTTHOLE ITCH. WORST PART IS THE SHITTING, HOLY FUCKING JESUS ITS GOD DAMN REPULSIVE. THERES MORE MUCUS THAN FUCKING FECES AND NOT TO MENTION THE BLOOD. MY ROOM MATES FUCKING ROOM IS NEXT TO THE MOTHERFUCKING TOILET AND THE GAS THAT IVE ALWAYS HAD SQUIRTS OUT IN A PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTFUCKYOU SORT OF WAY, SHITS EMBARRASSING, LITERALLY YOU ASSHOLE.

EAT YOUR FUCKING FIBER, DRINK YOUR SHITTY DIHYDROGENFUCKYOUMONOXIDE AND IF YOU HAVE A GENETIC PREDISPOSITION THEN RIP YOUR DNA OUT OF YOUR ARSE AND TELL IT WHATS WHAT. DONT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I DID FUCKERS.

dumb computer users really piss me off....I work from home and my business is building computers and laptops for industrial work sites..so they are hardened for inclement weather and dust and even being dropped into a vat of concrete...this stupid cuntrag rings me and askes me to look at her notebook because she has an FBI virus...ok I have some downtime and tell her to bring the computer to me..I ask this moron whether she has been surfing unsafe websites and what sort of browsing software she is using....my boyfriend showed me how to use internet explorer...this woman is in her late 20's...im 65...and she knows less about how to use a computer than my 3yr old granddaughter...oh i say...so ill remove the virus and clean up the os and that should take about 3 hrs...so $200..ok.....what do you do for a living i ask...she says shes a highschool teacher..yr 8 to 10..

ho the fuck can a stupid cocksucking cuntrag like this braindeaD MORON TEACH TEENAGERS IF SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A COMPUTER...

i ASKED HER ABOUT UNSAFE WEBSITES...AND SHE TOLD ME THE COMPUTER WAS FOR WORK SO NO....I OPENED UP HER COOKIE LIST AND WHAT DO I FIND PORN...TONS OF THE STUFF....
SO I HELPED OUT AND COPIED IT ALL TO MY SERVER AND THEN DELETED IT...FREED UP 22 GB OF SPACE ON HER HDD....CLEANED UP THE OS AND DEFRAGGED THE HDD....IT ENDED UP TAKING ME ABOUT 6 HOURS AND THEN ALL NIGHT FOR THE DEFRAG....FOR $200 AND A LOT OF FREE PORN..

BUT IT STILL GETS ME....HOW CAN SHE TEACH WHEN SHE KNOWS NOTHING AND IS PROUD OF HER IGNORANCE

LITERALLY EVERY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN I TRY TO TALK TO IS TAKEN. EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN ONE AND I'M SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF HEARING THE "I'M SORRY, I'M TAKEN, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND" COME OUT OF THOSE STUPID FUCKING LIPS
AND THAT TART LITTLE SMILE THEY PULL WHEN THEY KNOW I JUST INDIRECTLY PAID THEM A COMPLIMENT BY LAYING MYSELF PROSTRATE AT THEIR FUCKING FEET IN THE ACT OF ASKING SIMPLY IF SHE'D LIKE TO GO TO LUNCH AFTER HER SHIFT
SHE LOOKS AT ME AND LITERALLY RELISHES IN MY EMBARRASSMENT AND I HAVE TO SHRUG IT OFF AND SMILE LIKE IT WASN'T ANYTHING, LIKE I HAVEN'T BEEN ANALYZING POSSIBLE CONVERSATION OPENERS AND CAUSALLY CHECKING THE SHOP EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK TO SEE IF SHE'S ON THE CLOCK THIS MORNING.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
FAKJFGHABCFERFJGEJKWGNJABHXDLDDAFDFEJG

YOU DUMB FUCK NEW AGEY HALF-A-YUPPIE SPONGE. FUCK YOU FOR YOUR STUPID BELIEFS THAT ARE GOING TO CRUMBLE AROUND YOU, LEAVING ME TO DEAL WITH YOUR PROBLEMS/CORPSE. BUT MORE THAN THAT, FUCK YOU FOR YOUR STUPID FUCKING MUSIC. HOLY FUCK. I PUT UP WITH THE WORLD MUSIC SHIT BECAUSE THERE WAS SKILL INVOLVED, BUT THE SHIT YOU'RE MAKING ME LISTEN TO IS TOTALLY UNINSPIRED AND LYRICALLY ARTLESS. YOU REALLY THINK THESE SENTIMENTS ARE SOMETHING SPECIAL, YOU SAD-ASS BLISS NINNY? YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A CLOWN YOU ARE. THERE'S NO GOD DAMNED POINT IN PRETENDING WE'RE STILL FRIENDS.

ACTUAL PASSPORT LETTER-----HILARIOUS!

This apparently is an actual letter received by the UK Passport Office.

Dear Sirs,
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe How is
it that Sky Television has my address and telephone number and knows that I
bought a bleeding satellite dish from them back in 1988, and yet, the
Government is still asking me where I was bloody born and on what date.

For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?
* My birth date you have on my pension book.
* It's on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years.
* It is on my National Health card.
* My driving license.

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FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING PILE OF WORTHLESS ANIMAL AFTERBIRTH. YOU'RE IN THE THREADS ABOUT GOVERNMENT CALLING FOR AN END TO CAPITALISM AND HOW PEOPLE MIXED UP IN THE SYSTEM ARE PRIVELEGED AND JUST DON'T GET IT. YOU'RE IN THE THREADS ABOUT GRAFFITTI TALKING ABOUT HOW ANYONE WHO THINKS OF IT IN TERMS OF PROPERTY RIGHTS JUST DOESN'T GET IT. NOW YOU'RE IN THE GUN DEBATE THREAD SAYING THAT ANYONE WHO OWNS A GUN "JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW WRONG THEY ARE."(lolXDuguisearesostupidimjustontoohighalevel)

YOU COULD TRY TO CONVINCE ME THAT I'M NOT SEEING YOU, YOU IN PARTICULAR IN ALL OF THESE POSTS, BUT I DO. I FUCKING SEE YOU. I SEE YOU SITTING THERE POSTING THIS SHIT. I SEE YOU AS YOU TYPE OUT THAT THREE-SENTENCE POST MADE UP PURELY OF EMPTY SARCASM WITH AN UNWARRANTED AIR OF SMUGNESS AND SUPERIORITY WITH NO OTHER MEANINGFUL CONTRIBUTION TO THE THREAD AND I SEE YOU POP BACK INTO IT PERIODICALLY AS EVERYONE ARGUING AGAINST YOU TRIES FRUITLESSLY TO TIE YOUR ENTITLED, MAGGOT-RIDDEN EXCREMENT OF A COMMENT TO SOMETHING THAT AT LEAST RESEMBLES A RATIONAL FUCKING ARGUMENT CLOSELY ENOUGH TO BE DISCUSSED BY HUMAN BEINGS. IT NEVER FUCKING WORKS WITH YOU AND YOU DO NOT GO AWAY.

I KNOW YOU WERE RAISED EXCLUSIVELY BY YOUR CUNT OF A MOTHER WHO NEVER LEFT THE FUCKING HOUSE, HELD A REAL JOB, OR DEVELOPED AN UNDERSTANDING OF HOW THE WORLD ACTUALLY WORKS AND THAT YOU SOAKED IN HER STUPID, DELUDED WORLDVIEW CONSISTING EXCLUSIVELY OF RAINBOWS AND HER RETARDED, FANTASY-LAND BABY BOOMER HEN-CLUCKING. I KNOW THAT SHE CONSTANTLY IGNORED YOUR SHITTY DELINQUENT BEHAVIOR, CONTINUALLY CALLING YOU A "CREATIVE TYPE" AND SMOTHERING YOU WITH UNDESERVED COMPLIMENTS AND HIPPIE BULLSHIT. I KNOW IT ISN'T YOUR FAULT YOU TURNED OUT THIS WAY.

BUT YOU, LIKE HER, ARE DESTINED TO MOAP YOUR WAY THROUGH EXISTENCE. YOU WILL NEVER LEARN WHAT IT IS TO BE A MAN WHO PRODUCES THINGS OF VALUE, CONTRIBUTES TO SOCIETY IN A MEANINGFUL WAY, OR PROTECTS HIMSELF, MUCH LESS OTHERS. YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT. YOU WILL CONTINUE TO CALL FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S SHIT IN THE FORM OF WHATEVER CIVIL RIGHTS, PHYSICAL PROPERTY, OR LIQUID CURRENCY THAT SEEM CONVENIENT. I HOPE AND PRAY WITH EVERY OUNCE OF MY BEING THAT YOU'RE SHOT IN THE FUCKING FACE BY AN OLD MAN WHO THINKS YOUR SPRAYCAN WAS A GUN AND THAT YOUR MOM IS FOLLOWED HOME FROM THE CASINO AFTER PLAYING THE DOLLAR SLOTS AND RAPED IN FRONT OF YOUR SIBLINGS JUST BEFORE THEY'RE ALL EXECUTED.

AND THE REAL REASON TO RAGE?

WHILE THERE'S AT LEAST ONE OF YOU ON 99CHAN, THERE ARE MORE AND FUCKING MORE OF YOU ELSEWHERE IN EVERY PASSING GENERATION, GROWING UP PASSIVELY EYEING THE CONTRIBUTIONS OF GREAT MEN AND FIGURING THAT IF YOU CONSOLIDATE ENOUGH OTHER PIECES OF SHIT LIKE YOU, THAT YOU CAN VOTE SHARES OF IT INTO YOUR OWN POSSESSION. YOU FATHERLESS, CASTRATED ASPIE SACKS OF SHIT AREN'T SOCIETY. YOU ORBIT IT LIKE AN OVERSIZED MOON, WRECKING HAVOC ON THE SURFACE BELOW WITH YOUR CONSTANT DRAWING AND PULLING TOWARD YOUR OWN USELESS SELF.

I FUCKING HATE YOU. I FUCKING HATE YOU. I FUCKING HATE YOU EVEN IF YOU'RE GOING TO SPEW THE SHIT YOU SPEW, LEARN HOW TO POST AND DEBATE LIKE A FUCKING HUMAN BEING I FUCKING HATE YOU.

Radioactive - Imagine Dragons...

I JUST HAD TO VENT SOMEWHERE, BUT I AM GODDAMN SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SHITTY SONG. IT IS FEATURED IN MAYBE FIVE DIFFERENT COMMERCIALS. FOR WHATEVER REASON, SEVERAL DIFFERENT MOVIE TRAILERS HAVE PICKED IT UP TO PLAY IN THE BACKGROUND, NOT TO MENTION VIDEO GAME COMMERCIALS. AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON GOOGLE SEARCH AND USING "VERBATIM."

BECAUSE THAT SHIT DOESN'T WORK. I TRY LOOKING FOR THAT SONG AND, "IS FUCKING AWFUL," OR HOW THE BAND IS A PIECE OF SHIT, BUT IT ALWAYS RETURNS WITH SHITTY RESULTS LIKE, "RADIOACTIVE BY IMAGINE DRAGONS IS MY FUCKING SHIT," OR SOMETHING COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.


ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO TURN THIS INTO A THREAD ABOUT THINGS IN GENERAL THAT PISS ME OFF. FOR ONE, I HATE IT WHEN I'M DRINKING SOMETHING FROM A CAN AND I PULL IT AWAY FROM MY MOUTH TOO QUICKLY THAT IT SLOSHES AROUND IN SUCH A WAY THAT SOME OF THE LIQUID SHOOTS UP MY GODDAMN NOSTRIL. YOU EVER HAVE THAT HAPPEN? FUCKING BURNS LIKE SHIT.

I HATE OTHER DRIVERS. NOT ALL OF THEM MIND YOU, BUT MAINLY THOSE FUCKING JACKASSES THAT START TURNING LEFT OR MERGING ONTO THE ROAD BEFORE I'VE EVEN PASSED THEM.

CYCLISTS/JOGGERS. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR GODDAMN PROBLEM? A FEW MONTHS AGO I WAS DRIVING AROUND AT NIGHT AND THERE WERE SEVERAL PEOPLE RIDING AROUND ON BIKES. AND WHEN I SAY IT WAS NIGHT, I MEAN IT WAS FUCKING DARK AS SHIT. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WERE RIDING TOWARDS TRAFFIC ON A GODDAMN TWO-LANE ROAD WITH JACK SHIT OF ANY KIND OF REFLECTIVE GEAR OR LIGHTS. I WAS IN THE LEFT LANE, ONLY NOTICED THEY WERE THERE WHEN MY HEADLIGHTS WERE ON THEM, AND I WAS GOING ABOUT 60 MILES PER HOUR. I HAD TO SWERVE INTO THE NEXT LANE TO AVOID THESE FUCKS, THEN WATCHED AS THREE CARS YARDS BEHIND ME HAD TO DO THE SAME THING. IT WAS ONE OF THE FEW MOMENTS WHERE I ACTUALLY WISHED THAT A POLICE CAR WAS BEHIND ME, JUST TO SEE THESE DUMB FUCKS.


I HAD A DREAM SEVERAL MONTHS AGO. DON'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS ABOUT. ANYWAY, I STARTED CHOKING IN THE DREAM. I REMEMBER THAT I COULD COMPARE IT TO DUST, DANDER, A PIECE OF HAIR, OR WHEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT GETS CAUGHT IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT AND YOU START COUGHING AND CHOKING. SO I WAKE UP FROM THIS CHOKING DREAM, THOUGHT THAT WAS KIND OF WEIRD, AND I SAT UP IN MY BED. MY HEAD SMACKS RIGHT INTO A SINGLE STRAND ON SPIDERWEBBING. I WAS CHOKING IN MY DREAM, BECAUSE IN REALITY I HAD JUST SWALLOWED A SPIDER IN MY SLEEP. SO FUCK SPIDERS TOO.

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WHY THE FUCK AM I NEVER ANGRY ABOUT ANYTHING. HOLY BALLSACK THIS IS PISSING ME OFF, I CAN'T EVEN READ THIS GODDAMN THREAD BECAUSE I JUST STARE AT IT AND DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING. MAYBE I WANT SOME SORT OF OUTLET FOR ONCE BUT I HAVE NO SHITS. WHY CAN'T I EAT SPICY FOODS WITHOUT MY BUTTHOLE FEELING LIKE FUCKING MORDOR EVERY TIME I TAKE A SHIT?

I FUCKING HATE that you have to freestyle rap EVERY TIME you walk through the door. Dude, you are a cool roommate at all, but its gotta fuckin STOP its everyday you do this.

"UH! GIMMIE DAT GOSPEL! UH! SPLIKKITY SPLIKKITY SPLAT FOOKY BOOKY! UH!"

SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE AND BE CONSIDERATE OF THE OTHER PEOPLE LIVING UNDER THE SAME ROOF!

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SELF RIGHTEOUS SHIT! JUST BECAUSE I DON'T THINK EXACTLY THE FUCK LIKE YOU, AM I FUCKING INFERIOR? WHAT THE SHIT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T COMPREHEND YOUR GODDAMN COMPLEXITY. YOU ARROGANT LITTLE SHIT. IT'S IRONIC BECAUSE YOU MISS THE EXACT FUCKING POINT WITH YOUR EGOTISTICAL SELFISH PETTY CALLOW BULLSHIT. NOBODY GIVES A FLYING SHIT ABOUT HOW FAGGOTS ARE ALWAYS "TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU." YOU ARE A FUCKING NOBODY, THE SMALLEST SPECK OF DUST ON THE COLOSSAL, ASS SHIT OF THE UNIVERSE.

You want rage inducing shit? Try doing hundreds, if not thousands of dollars in handy man work for a family member who doesn't even like you, and then get footed the bill for the shit you used, and no compensation. Then when the extended family comes by, you get made into the bastard. There is no longer any respect for the honest family man. Bad then they ask why I like to drink.

Picture related, it's how they treat me when I'm angry. I'm the most sane person here (I haven't hospitolized anyone in a fit of rage like most everyone else) yet I'm the one that get's asked why he's carrying a hammer like I'm a fucking inmate. You hired me to do your housework you fuck wad.

SONS OF BITCHES WHA THT EUFKC FASEORGFSGDESGADSGARGFVuvr'iy;vicgrwacegrgnrh ' GGH
GOD DAMN IT
SHIFT KEY IS FOR FUCKING RAGEING CUNTS GOD DAMN ITEBFOBASadsugvadgsuviuy'idisfbvsdfvds

I HATE THIS FUCKING WORLD





YO KNOW I AM A PRETTY GOOD CAR MECHANIC
I KEEP TELLING MY MOTHER I WOULD MAINTAIN THE CAR AT SIGNIFICANNTLY LOWER PRICE THAN THE DAMN BLOOD SUCKING LEECHING MOTHERFUCKER AT THE GOD DAMN FORSAKEN FUCKING DEALERSHIP BUT NO
SHE WENT ALONG AND HAD THE CAR SERVICED BY THEM AND OUT CHURNED A $1000 BILL WHICH I HAVE TO PAY FOR
WHAT THE FUCK BITCH
I FUCKING TOLD YOu

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>>	Anonymous 13/02/03(Sun)01:39 No. 994 I CAN SEE WHY YOU'RE PISSED OFF, SINCE YOU MUST LABOR UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU HAVE TO HOLD THE SHIFT KEY DOWN THE WHOLE TIME. I URGE YOU TO RESEARCH A KEY KNOWN AS "CAPSLOCK".

>>	Anonymous 13/02/12(Tue)18:59 No. 996 >>993 GOD FUCKIGN MDANIT! I FULLY UNDERSTAND YOUR SITUAFUCKINGATION MOTHERFUCKING PISS GOD YOU FUCKING TOLD HER AND THEN SHE STABS YOU IN THE BWWRRFUCK THE FUCKING BACK MAN GODFUCKGMNADAMNIT

>>	Anonymous 13/02/12(Tue)19:01 No. 997 File 136071369853.jpg - (27.70KB , 250x300 , 20110224143127.jpg ) >>996 IFUCKINGPOSTEDTHISINTHEWRONGFUCKINGTHREAD

>>	Anonymous 13/02/12(Tue)19:02 No. 998 >>997 no

WHY DOESN'T SHE FIND ME INTERESTING?! I MEAN, I TRY TO TALK TO HER ABOUT CURRENT EVENTS AND SHIT, BUT MOST OF THE TIME SHE DOESN'T SEEM INTERESTED, REPLIES IN SOME FUCKING MADE UP LANGUAGE, AND GIVES ME A RED NEGATIVE SIGN.

I TRY MY HARDEST. I REALLY DO. WE EVEN GOT TO DANCE ONE TIME, BUT WHEN I TRY TO KISS HER, SHE PUSHES ME AWAY AND GIVES ME TWO GODDAMN NEGATIVE MARKS. LIKE A BIG, "FUCK YOU, CREEP," RIGHT IN MY FACE. AND THEN SHE STARTED TALKING TO TED. MOTHERFUCKING TED. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT TED. THIS MOTHERFUCKER LIVES SOMEWHERE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, AND DECIDED TO JUST DROP ON BY THE DAY AFTER I MOVED IN. RIGHT WHEN I HAD INVITED HER OVER. CHEAP PIECE OF SHIT EVEN ATE TWO SLICES OF MY PIZZA, AND FUCKING CHANGED THE TV CHANNEL. THIS DUDE'S HOUSE LOOKS LIKE SHIT. WITH HIS FUCKING ROOF AND SLOPPY COLOR SCHEME. GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT BULL JIVE.

AND HELL, MY POOL HAS THREE MOTHERFUCKING LADDERS. TED AIN'T GOT NO POOL. JUST SOME PIECE OF SHIT HOT TUB AND SOME WEEDS GROWING AROUND IT. AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON MY PRIVACY HEDGES. THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SWEET AS TITS. WHAT THE FUCK IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT HIM? WHY WON'T SHE FALL IN LOVE WITH ME? AM I DESTINED TO ALWAYS BE ALONE? WHY CAN'T I GET THE GIRL?!

CHEESY BADGER CUNTS

I JUST CHIPPED A TOOTH RIGHT NEXT TO WHERE MY TOUNGE SITS IN MY MOUTH

I CAN ALWAYS FEEL IT

YOU WOULD NOT FUCKING COMPREHEND HOW IRRITATING SHITRATFUCKASSHOLES

>>	Anonymous 13/01/09(Wed)22:10 No. 959 HOLY SHIT SOME ACTUAL QUALITY RAGE! YOU SIR ARE A GODDAMN PARAGON! THAT IS GOING TO BE FUCKING ANNOYING FOR MONTHS!

>>	Anonymous 13/01/12(Sat)19:42 No. 963 File 135803774037.jpg - (101.03KB , 374x540 , WE113632.jpg ) >>959 the damn it is.

>>	Anonymous 13/01/25(Fri)15:37 No. 989 OH GOD I KNOW HOW THIS FEELS. I HAVE HAD A DIP IN ONE OF MY BOTTOM FRONT TEETH FOR YEARS DUE TO ONE OF MY TOP ONES BEING A CUNT AND I CAN FEEL IT CONSTANTLY ARGH FUCK.