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1205 No. 1205 hide quickreply [Reply]
MY SOUTH EUROPEAN COUNTRY IS DYING OF ECONOMIC CRYSIS AND NOBODY GIVES A FUCKING BLOODY FUCK ABOUT THE YOUNG WORKERS AND HIS FUCKED FUTURE.
I EARN 200 EUROS MONTH. 200 FUCKING EUROS AND I HAVE TO PAY BILLS AND THE FUCKING APARTAMENT AND MONTH AFTER MONTH THE RED NUMBERS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE.

AND THEN AND ONLY FUCKING THEN MY BOSS DECIDE THAT THE NEXT TIME THAT MY CLOTHES GET DIRTY WITH FLOUR (I WORK MAKING PIZZAS) HE WILL FIRE ME.

THIS SHIT IS GETTING RIDICULOUS I ONLY CAN FUCKING EAT ONCE A DAY AND HE WANT TO FIRE ME WHILE I DO FOOD FOR OTHER PEOPLE CAUSE MY SHIRT GET DIRTY?!

SHOULD I FUCKING EAT MY CATS? START HUTING RATS OR PIGEONS?

I CANT EVEN AFFORD A FUCKING TICKET TO GET OUT OF THIS FUCKING HELL.
>> No. 1206
I'M SO FUCKING MAD I FORGOT HOW TO ENGLISH

CAN SOMEONE INVADE SPAIN? FRANCE? ENGLAND?
>> No. 1207
>>1206
>CAN SOMEONE INVADE SPAIN? FRANCE? ENGLAND?

As soon as we (the US) get a President who isn't a complete pussy, we'd be happy to oblige.

I want to take a screenshot of your post to remind every smug liberal fuck in my nation that their dreamland of a utopian socialist Europe is actually a nightmare for the majority of the people living there.

In all seriousness, that sucks man. Shit's bad everywhere and unless we get World War III started soon and begin reducing the world's population on a massive scale, shit's only gonna get worse.
>> No. 1216
I can't find a stash of money I had been saving for ever! I'll just tell myself I already deposited it in my bank even though I don't remember specifically.

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1156 No. 1156 hide quickreply [Reply]
WOW FUCK YOU OLD MAN. IT'S OK FOR YOU TO WANDER AROUND DRUNK SCREAMING ON THE PHONE WHENEVER YOU WANT BUT GOD FORBID I SAY ANYTHING ABOVE A FUCKING WHISPER WHY DON'T YOU EAT SHIT YOU LAZY FUCKING DRUNK. AND IF IT WAS SUCH A PROBLEM WELL THEN WHY DID YOU BUY A FUCKING HOUSE WHERE ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING ROOMS ARE RIGHT ON TOP OF EACH OTHER YOU LUSH CUNTJUGGLER?

And no, I can not snap my fingers and make an apartment I can afford appear. So don't say HURDUR Y NOT MUV OT LOL? because I can't afford to right now. Believe me, I'd like to.
>> No. 1159
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I fuckin' feel ya, OP. I've had the misfortune of living above old people who in-fucking-explicably have Superman-quality hearing twice now. Both times these shitstains complained to the management without consulting me first - and I wasn't even having a fucking party or some shit, just watching TV.

The last place I lived was even worse - two guys in what appeared to be their late 30's, sharing a one-bedroom apartment directly below me. I don't think they were fucking, they were just weird, fat, creepy neckbeard WoW types. They had some strange fucking hours, too... I'd see their lights on at 4am, but when I'd be quietly walking around at 2:30pm, one of these motherfuckers would start pounding a broom or some shit against their ceiling (my floor) LOUD AS FUCK. I put up with this shit for about two months (it wasn't every day, but it was frequent). Then I got a job offer for my current job, in another city. Knowing I was leaving, I spent the next two weeks practicing my tap dancing skills. They pounded on the ceiling all goddamn day but didn't grow the balls necessary to confront me. FUCK fucking aspie retards who choose to live in apartments and are then shocked, SHOCKED that there's actually noise from these people who live LITERALLY ALL AROUND THEM.
>> No. 1214
This sounds like my fucking y chromosome provider. He is nothing but a worthless disability dependent who wants to be nothing more than a fucking victim for attention. He picks fights a safe distance from people over the fucking phone, he smokes weed by the fucking pound, and fucking steals from his kids. That fucking addict is worthless and his existence hinders everything that is good. Oh, let's not forget about his dependence on the same fucking meds that show up in every fucking school shooter's system during the autopsy. He is everything that is wrong with humans, and the only reason I don't wish him dead is because he wants the attention of a funeral.

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chill out guys :^)

(RRRRRRHGAAAAGRRHRARAGGRRRRRH)
>> No. 1210
>>1209
Jump into a dumpster full of broken glass and used needles, please. ;)

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1143 No. 1143 hide quickreply [Reply]
IS IT JUST ME OR IS THERE SOME KIND OF CORRELATION BETWEEN PEOPLE WORKING AS COOKS AT SIT-IN RESTAURANTS AND BEING COMPLETE SELF-RIGHTEOUS DICKS? I HAVE A ROOMMATE WHO IS A TOTAL CHEAPSKATE AND ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE MOST TRIVIAL SHIT AT HIS JOB AS A PREP COOK. I STARTED WORKING AT A RESTAURANT DOWN THE STREET FROM MY HOUSE AS A FOOD RUNNER AFTER FORMERLY BEING A BUSSER. FIRST DAY IN, I'M WAITING FOR AN ORDER TO BE TAKEN OFF THE WINDOW BY THE CHEF SO I CAN RUN IT OUT AND THIS SAME DICKBAG CHEF (WHO IS SITTING THERE DOING JACK SHIT WHILE THE FOOD IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS FACE, OOGLING THE FEMALE SERVERS AND GENERALLY NOT DOING WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING DOING) SUBTLY YELLS AT ME IN THIS SINISTER TONE BECAUSE I TOOK THE FOOD OUT OF THE WINDOW MYSELF (OTHER RUNNERS WERE DOING THIS AND HE SEEMED TO HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH IT). "IF YOU PUT YOUR HANDS IN 'MY WINDOW' AGAIN I'LL BREAK ALL YOUR FUCKING FINGERS", HE TOLD ME. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS KIND OF IRRATIONAL RESPONSE TO SOMETHING SO FUCKING MINIMAL? IS IT GONNA KILL YOU THAT I FUCKING TOOK SOMETHING AND PLACED IT LITERALLY 2 FEET FROM WHERE IT ORIGINALLY WAS? ARE YOU SO UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE FACT THAT YOU PAID TO GO TO SCHOOL SO YOU CAN HAVE A SHIT JOB LIKE THIS AND YOU'RE ANGRY THAT I WAS TAKING AWAY YOUR PRIVILEGE OF HANDLING FOOD FOR A HALF A SECOND? FUCKING SHIT MAN, I DON'T THINK I'VE WORKED AT A SINGLE SIT-IN RESTAURANT WHERE THE COOKS AREN'T COMPLETE DICKS IN SOME WAY, AND I'LL NEVER FUCKING UNDERSTAND IT.
>> No. 1164
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR GOING TO SCHOOL TO BE SOMTHING AS USELESS AS A COOK YOU FUCKING PLEBIAN. IF YOU HAD OF GONE TO SCHOOL FOR SOMETHING LIKE BIOLOGY, DO YOU THINK YOUR SUPERIORS IN A LAB WOULD TELL YOU TO KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THEIR MICROSCOPES? FUCK NO, BECAUSE COOKS ARE SHITTY PEOPLE WITH SHITTY JOBS. NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY, THERE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO SERVE THE BREAD AND THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THE BREAD, ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK TAUGHT ME THAT. AND GUESS WHO YOU ARE, ASSHOLE

YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO GETS HIS SHIT KICKED IN FOR TOUCHING THE BREAD BECAUSE YOU CHOSE THE WRONG CAREER ASSHOLE

GO FUCK YOURSELF
>> No. 1208
I cleaned up and did cash register for a fish and chips shop (from april 2014), after scoring martial arts matches and marshallilng competitors for the international and national Brazilian jujitsu federations (from nov 2012). No relationship between my jobs and whatever i'm being interviewed for at all and employers keep fucking bringing it up.

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1193 No. 1193 hide quickreply [Reply]
WHENEVER I'M ABOUT TO ATTEND A SOCIAL EVENT WILL MY FACE BREAK OUT IN ZITS ONE DAY PRIOR TO IT. IT'S A BIT FRUSTRATING TO SAY THE LEAST AS IT DIMINISHES THE MOJO.
I'M TRYING NOT TO LET IT GET IN MY HEAD TOO MUCH BUT I JUST DON'T GET WHY THIS HAPPENS SINCE THERE ISN'T ANY PARTICULAR STRESS ABOUT BEING SOCIAL. IT'S MORE LIKE THE ZITS WAIT AROUND UNDERNEATH, BEING LIKE "ALERT! THE FUCKER IS ABOUT TO GO TALK TO PEOPLE. LET'S FUCK IT UP FOR HIM, SHALL WE?". WELL FUCK YOU, ZITTIES.
I CAN GO WEEKS WITHOUT A SINGLE ZIT IF MY SCHEDULE IS NORMAL (i.e. doing jack shit) BUT JUST VISITING MY GRANDPARENTS WILL MAKE THE FACE BLOSSOM INTO A MINEFIELD.
AT THE AGE OF 22 SHOULDN'T A BOYMAN WHO HAS OTHERWISE RELATIVELY GOOD HYGINE BE ALLOWED TO SUFFER ZITS, ESPECIALLY NOT SINCE THEY DECIDE TO SHOW UP AND CRASH WHENEVER IT'S CRUCIAL THAT I HAVE A PRESENTABLE FACE.
>> No. 1194
maybe if you wouldn't stress so much over it
>> No. 1195
The thing is that I don't stress that much UNTIL THE ZITS APPEAR, but I guess the stress is more subconscious and therefore harder to notice..
Ah, fuck. I feel a new zit forming under my nose..
>> No. 1199
>>1196

You are right in that I touch my face too often. Last night in bed I noticed that I unconsciously in sleep delirium kept touching the face, so now I will tie the hands down somehow as to keep them from wandering around in the dangerzone.
But, since this is rage, MY LITERALLY RETARDED AUNT IS KEEPING TOO MUCH NOISE.
>> No. 1203
I had an almost identical problem, OP. For me it wasn't big breakouts, instead it was ONE MASSIVE MOTHERFUCKING UNKILLABLE ZIT that would appear, somewhere on my face, like clockwork before any major event.

I had the face-touching problem, too... took me a good six months of practice to get over it. That and using some kind of facial cleanser a few times a day has drastically cut down on my zits. Also diet can be a factor... about two years ago I cut back on my fast-food intake, from almost daily to only on the weekends, and my zits have diminished as well.

Of course, I still do get zits AT 31 MOTHERFUCKING YEARS OLD, GOD DAMMIT, so what the fuck do I know.
>> No. 1204
I FEEL YOUR PAIN, LITERALLY.
Though now, because I have started drinking like fish and washing with aloe vera a few times a day, has my skin noticeably regenerated, BUT I STILL HAVE A HUGE FUCKING ZIT ABOVE MY UPPER LIP AND IT FUCKING HURTS TO TALK.

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1189 No. 1189 hide quickreply [Reply]
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CLIMBING ALL SUMMER BUT INSTEAD MY LEG IS FUCKING BROKEN FROM FALLING.

I HAVE BEEN SITTING AROUND FOR A GOD DAMN MONTH DOING NOTHING. EVERYTHING IS A WASTE RIGHT NOW
>> No. 1190
WELL LOOK WHEN YOU FALL NEXT TIME CLUMBSY FAGGOT
>> No. 1191
READ WHAT YOU TYPE YOU IGNORANT FUCK. IT TAKES TWO SECONDS YA CUNTSWAB.
>> No. 1192
YOUR FRUSTRATION IS SHARED SINCE THAT FUCKING SUCKS.
WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T FALL INTO BITTERNESS, THOUGH AS A FELLOW CLIMBER I KNOW THAT YOU'LL MANAGE THIS TOUGH PERIOD.
>> No. 1197
>>1192
YOU'RE BEING AWFULLY OPTIMISTIC YOU FUCKSPLAT.
>> No. 1198
FALL ON A KNIFE, YOU PUSS FILLED FISH CUNT.

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1166 No. 1166 hide quickreply [Reply]
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I WIPED THE WRONG WAY AND NOW MY BALLS ARE COVERED IN SHIT
>> No. 1168
MY BALLS ARE ALSO EXTREMELY SENSITIVE SO I DON'T WANT TO TRY WIPING THEM BECAUSE THEN I MIGHT HURT MYSELF
>> No. 1169
HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT YOU FUCKPIT?
>> No. 1170
YOU MEAN THATS NOT THE WAY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WIPE YOUR ASS? WELL NO FUCKING WONDER I SMELLED LIKE SHIT ALL THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL
>> No. 1187
I HAVE A HUGE FUCKING PIMPLE RIGHT NEXT TO ONE OF MY BALLS AND I'M SCARED TO POP IT BECAUSE IT FUCKING HURTS SO MUCH
>> No. 1188
>>1187
I'M SURPRISED YOU HAVE BALLS WITH THAT ATTITUDE, LINDA. RULE OF BODY ACNE: ENDURE A WEEK OF NAGGINESS OR ONE MOMENT OF STINGING. MAKE YOUR CHOICE AND GO AFTER YOUR SACK.

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1135 No. 1135 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
ALL RIGHT LISTEN TO THIS SHIT. ALL LAST NIGHT WAS GREAT. THAT'S NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT? SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME FINISH TELLING MY STORY JACKASS.

SO LAST NIGHT WAS GREAT. GOOD DINNER, ALL MY FRIENDS ARE ON, HAVING A GOOD TIME, PLAYING STREET FIGHTER WITH EVERYONE AND THAT NEVER HAPPENS ANYMORE. WHOOPS SHIT FUCK YOU ITS TIME TO GO TO WORK EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE OFF.

SO NOW IT'S TODAY. SLEPT THROUGH ALL DAY, DINNER WASN'T AS GOOD AND MY FISH FELL ON THE CARPET AND SPLIT INTO ONE HUNDRED FUCKING PIECES. NOBODY IS ONLINE. EVERYONE IN THE GAMES I PLAY IS EITHER AN AMAZINGLY CHEAP DICKWAD OR JUST NOT THERE AND I AM FUCKING PISSED I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN, I JUST FUCKING KNEW IT. MOTHERFUCK YOU ENOUGH WITH THE GOD DAMN TYPOS.

I FUCKING KNEW THAT LAST NIGHT, THE KIND OF NIGHT THAT NEVER HAPPENS ANYMORE, WOULD GET CUT SHORT AND TONIGHT WOULD BE EXTRA SHITTY. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. AND SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING EXPLAIN TO ME WHY JERKING OFF MAKES THE ENTIRE DAY SHITTY. I SWEAR IT FEELS LIKE GOD IS FUCKING WITH ME SOMETIMES.
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>> No. 1154
>>1145
MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND, SHITSMACKER.
>> No. 1155
THIS SATURDAY EVERYONE CALLED OUT OR DIDN'T SHOW UP. FUCK THEM. I HOPE THIER DICKS RUST OFF. EVERY FUCKING SATURDAY THIS SHIT HAPPENS. EVERY FUCKING SATURDAY LAZY CUNTWRESTLERS JUST DECIDE THEY DON'T NEED TO SHOW UP. WHY THE FUCK AREN'T THEY FIRED YET?
>> No. 1176
HEY LITTLE BALD WANNABE BADASS. STOP BEING SUCH AN OVERSENSITIVE SHITSMEAR. JESUS CHRIST SOMEONE WHO SEEMS PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF RAISING THEIR VOICE SO THEY DON'T SCARE THE CHEETOS AWAY IS TALKING TO YOU AND YOU CAN'T HEAR AND SO I TELL YOU WHAT HE SAID AFTER YOUR SHITBRAIN ASKS WHAT FOR LIKE THE THIRD TIME AND YOU TRY AND GET IN MY FACE AND GIVE ME SHIT? MOTHERFUCKER IF YOU WERE HALF AS BADASS AS YOU LIKE TO THINK YOU ARE YOU WOULDN'T BE DOING THIS SHIT FOR A LIVING. GO TAKE A BATH IN BOILING PISS AND GO SKIN YOURSELF YOU ASS SPREADING SHITSKIN. FUCKING HELL YOU ARE ONE WHINY BITCH. SAME GOES FOR ADAM AND CHRIS.
>> No. 1177
>>1155
FUCK ME IN THE DUMBASS I MEANT ADAM AND MATT.
>> No. 1180
>>1178
Manager: Hey ***, come over here?
***: What?
Manager: Hey ***, come over here?
***: What?
Manager: Hey ***, come over here?
***: What?
Manager: Hey ***, come over here?
***: What?
Me: Dude, go over there, he wants you to do something
***: NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?

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1171 No. 1171 hide quickreply [Reply]
GOD DAMN SHIT PISS ASS NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK EVERYTHING IS EXPENSIVE AND JUST KEEPS GETTING MORE NIGGERING EXPENSIVE I'VE BEEN EATING RICE FOR A MONTH SO I CAN AFFORD MY COCKING RENT TABARNAC PUTAIN DE SALOPE DE BORDEL DE MERDE DE BAISE NOM DE DIEU FUCKING SHIT DICK ASS CUNT
>> No. 1172
GO TO SCHOOL YOU BUM
>> No. 1173
>>1172
HOW ABOUT I SCHOOL YOUR MOUTH WITH MY THROBBING MEAT SPEAR CAKE BOY
>> No. 1174
>>1173
YOU'RE BROKE, DUMB AND HOMOSEUXAL YOU FUCKING FRUIT? NO WONDER YOU'RE SO BROKE

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http://kck.st/1l2mMib
I'm raging so much right now, this special snowflake obese whale have made more than $ 250.000 in just two weeks and still have another 37 days to earn even more funds with this incredibly useless obese-pride Kickstarter project, because you know, to not take care of your body, having unhealthy eating habits and laziness is all well and good.
In the meanwhile, innovative technology like this http://kck.st/1gVCcrB barely get the same amount.
Fuck this gay earth, I do not want to live on this planet anymore.

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1134 No. 1134 hide quickreply [Reply]
So i want to troll feminists to death. I want to find fuckers like Andrea Dworkin and marry koss and troll them so hard that the water pressure from their tears forces thier eye balls out of their sockets and they die from dehydration as a result of having cried like little bitches and lost too much blood.
>> No. 1146
If you get that angry they're trolling you way harder than you could ever troll them.
>> No. 1153
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It's so, SO easy, too. Feminists have surpassed fundamentalist Muslims as the most easily offended people on the planet. My favorite bait-and-switch is to write off whatever the fucking they're talking about by saying, "Feminists hate men". Then after tuning out their absurdly verbose response about how the don't hate men and I'm just ignorant and blah blah blah, I hit 'em with one (or several) of these quotes from a well-known feminist.

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1112 No. 1112 hide quickreply [Reply]
Fuck, I HATE my fucking town. SOOOO much. Its not a really small town or anything, but it is no where near being big. Almost every person here is a redneck fucking hillbilly, and I hate them all. If you talk to anybody here they will all say the same GODDAMN FUCKING THING. "Oh, I like mudding and hunting, beer, more mud and more beer!" SHUT THE FUCK UP, where are the people like me?
In 21 years of living here I have found few people who enjoy other shit. Even at the fucking university where people are supposed to be smart, and MAYBE a little more sophisticated, all you hear is MUDDING AND FUCKING HUNTING. I have to get out of this goddamn town or find the underground circle of relateable people that I have SOMEHOW MISSED.

I swear to fucking god that the next person who gets all excited about being covered in mud and shit will have a fist colliding with their face. Fuck you, Prince George.

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Why do you have to be so judgmental you shit? What does this even matter? leave the poor kids alone.
>> No. 1103
NOT ENOUGH FUCKING RAGE THOSE KIDS PROBABLY DESERVE IT YOU FUCK
>> No. 1104
>1103

ALL THEY"RE DOING IS FUCKING DANCING. KIDS ARE SUPPOSED TO STILL BE FULL OF JOY AND SHIIT LIKE THAT NIGGER.

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1038 No. 1038 hide quickreply [Reply]
STOP CHANGING YOUR FUCKING MIND EVERY FIVE FUCKING SECONDS. STOP WITH THIS IGNORE ME FOR A WHILE, THEN START TALKING TO ME SHIT. IT'S FUCKING PISSING ME OFF. SHITTY EXCUSES LIKE "HURR I WAS FEELING BAD" DON'T COUNT. BITCH I SAW YOU WAS ON FACEBOOK, THINGS AREN'T THAT BAD IF YOU'RE FUCKING SPAMMING FACEBOOK WITH PICTURES COMMENTS AND STATUSES. IF YOU DON'T FUCKING WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME, THEN JUST FUCKING SAY SO SO I DON'T FUCKING WASTE MY TIME. FUCK...
>> No. 1041
They always fucking do that shit to me. I can't even imagine what it must be like to have someone ACTUALLY want to fucking talk to you. Fuck.
>> No. 1085
RIGHT?? These fucking chicks. I kinda fucked up because I'm A RETARD, but I apologized. After being really fucking HONEST with each other, this ONE FUCKING THING AND SHE STARTS PULLING WOMEN SHIT ON ME LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BITCHES
>> No. 1107
MEN ARE SO FUCKING DUMB SOMETIMES I SWEAR TO FUCK. WHEN A GUY GOES OFF TO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK BULLSHIT TO DISTRACT HIMSELF FROM HIS PAIN HE'S JUST BEING A RATIONAL LOGICAL HUMAN BEING. WHEN A WOMAN DOES THE SAME THING IT'S HER BEING CRAZY. SHE'S TRYING TO CHEER HERSELF UP FUCK STICK SO SHE CAN BE FRIENDLY AND NICE THE NEXT TIME SHE TALKS TO YOU AND NOT BE IN A BITCHY RAGE. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY HAVING SOME EMPATHY ONCE IN AWHILE AND READ A FUCKING BOOK ON RELATIONSHIPS. FAGGOT.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO FUCKING HOT

Like seriously can someone just FUCKING CASTRATE ME. why is it SO DIFFICULT TO GO WITHOUT SEX ONCE YOURE NOT A VIRGIN. I was a virgin until 3 years ago when I started getting laid regularly and then she FUCKING broke up with me and now im FUCKING ANGRY ALL OF THE TIME BECAUSE IM NOT GETTING LAID.

WHAT IS THE POINT OF MASTURBATING? I LITERALLY DO NOT EVEN DO IT ANYMORE. THERE IS NO POINT.

WHY ISNT ANYONE FUCKING ME. So there's this bitch in my martial arts class who's hot as fuck, she's basically the hottest woman i've ever seen. I asked her out successfully without TRIPPING OVER MY OWN DICK LIKE I USUALLY DO BECAUSE I'M A WORTHLESS SNIVELING CUNT and she still FUCKING SAID NO UNDER THE PRETENSE THAT IT'S BECAUSE WE'D HAVE TO SEE EACH OTHER WHEN WE INEVITABLY BROKE UP.

CAN SHE PLEASE STOP BEING SO FUCKING HOT. NOW THAT I HAVE SOME INDICATION THAT SHE'S DEFINITELY IN TO ME EVERYTHING IS ALL THE WORSE. I CAN'T. STOP. THINKING ABOUT THIS FUCKING OH MY GOD

and then there's this OTHER bitch who's a fucking lesbian supposedly and who's IGNORING ME AND PAYING ATTENTION TO ME AT THE SAME TIME ON FACEBOOK AND ITS GETTING ME TO BE UNABLE TO STOP THINKING ABOUT HER EITHER.

WHY WONT WOMEN FUCK ME. NO. NOT EVEN THAT. WHY DO I HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL OF THIS GARBAGE AND BE ATTRACTED TO WOMEN? WHAT GOOD IS ANY OF THIS DOING ME? IF I FUCK SOMEONE IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GOING TO GET ANYTHING REALLY MEANINGFUL OUT OF IT.

It's not like i'm going to find "true love" or something. BECAUSE I ALREADY FUCKING DID. AND SHE LEFT ME. FOR A GUY SHE'S NOW FALLING IN LOVE WITH.
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>> No. 1098
>>1097
You're right, you're not a sociopath. You're a caricature.
>> No. 1099
>>1098
This is all because I'm not ok with prostitution?
>> No. 1100
>>1099

I think it is because you are obsessed over sex and your ex-girlfriend while somehow believing that hot women are responsible for your sexual frustrations.
>> No. 1101
>>1100
Yeah, that's fair.
>> No. 1106
>>1097
Fuck you, if I want a hooker I'll get a hooker. Besides they're legal here so go fuck yourself.

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1086 No. 1086 hide quickreply [Reply]
GOD DAMN IT WHAT IS THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT all the time when I get on this FFFFFFUUCKING site that GOD DAMN DELINQUENT Wendy's commercial BLASTS IN MY GOD DAMN EAR HOLES " WHAT'S MY NIIINETY NIIIIIIIIIIIINE?" before I have to HASTILY TAP DAT SHIT and SHUT IT THE FUCK UP. GOD DAMN 99, FUCK YOUR SHIT. DAMN SON.
>> No. 1087
I'M FUCKING TIRES OF PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT ADS ON THE INTERNET BUT ARE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO JUST INSTALL AD BLOCK! YEAH OP, YOU PROBABLY LOOK AT YOURSELF AND THINK YOU'RE A GIANT RETARD RIGHT NOW!
>> No. 1088
FUCK YOU, YOU CUNT NUGGET I already HAVE that shit. That FUCKING AD on the GOD DAMN HOMEPAGE is EMBEDDED INTO the FUCKING SITE. It is a youtube VIIDEEEOO. It's fucking PROPAGANDA you hear me? FUCK YOUR 99! althoughidoseewhatyoudidthere99chan. BUT GODAMN its so FUCKING ANNOYING.
>> No. 1089
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EVEN GO TO THE HOMEPAGE AND NOT JUST GO TO /B/ OR WHATEVER BOARD?! I BET YOU ALSO PUT WWW IN FRONT OF EVERY ADRESS!
>> No. 1114
FUCKING BUILD WITH CHROME ON GOD DAMN MINECRAFT VIDEOS, I OBVIOUSLY ALREADY KNOW HOW TO LEGOS ON COMPUTER, OR IM ABOUT TO FIND THE FUCK OUT AND YOU JUST HAVE TO BE LOUD AS SHIT AND BLOW OUT MY FUCKING SPEAKERS WHAT THE HELL. I EVEN TRIED YOUR CRAP OUT AND IT CONTROLS LIKE A LAWNMOWER IN A SEPTIC TANK.
>> No. 1115
>>1088
Get a flash blocker, chucklenut. Image ads are rarely a problem on decent websites. Blocking them just cuts off that revenue stream.

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Everyone I've met who claims to be a genius turns out to be a fucking idiot with their head up their ass
>> No. 1095
Fuck you, cretin. I'm an actual genius (like my homie Stevo Motherfuckin' Hawkinzzz) and you're probably just too unintelligent to comprehend our ways. FUCK YOU, PLEBEIAN SCUM! YOU ARE EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD! TAKE YOUR RAMPANT ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS LIKE YOUR FATHER'S COCK!

FUCKING NIGGER
>> No. 1105
>>1091

BEING ABOVE AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE MAKES PEOPLE BELIEVE THEIR INTELLIGENCE IS GREATLY ABOVE WHAT IT ACTUALLY IS BECAUSE OF BIG FISH SMALL POND SYNDROME. YOU WOULD KNOW THIS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY A GENIUS LIKE ME YOU STUPID IGNORANT FUCKING FUCK.

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Fuck you. You think that I just have an untapped well of creativity? Making music takes time. You cuntswabs want it right fucking now. Grapes don't become wine overnight, why does my music have to? I can't just drop every fucking thing that's going on in my life right now and "do you a song".

You want a sweet ass rave tune so you can go get pilled up with your buddies and not even invite me, or tell the DJ who's track he's spinning? Eat a dick.

Give me at least a week for shit to progress. Not only is it the making that takes a while, but the whole "producing" thing is a bit of work. Tracks don't magically appear, all EQ'd out to maximum performance. The compressors don't fine tune themselves because they want to. Neither does a subtle flange that's manually sync'd to the tempo.

You motherfuckers want a tune? Fine.

You motherfuckers want a tune right now? Go fuck yourself.

You motherfuckers want dubstep? Fuck you, I have artistic integrity.

Lick the fattest part of my ass, dude. I can't just up and DO YOU A SONG. Shit takes time to develop, get that through your fucking skull.
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>> No. 1014
Original fucking poster here. I have absolutely no fucking regrets about waiting two months to give you shitheads a link to my shit.

http://www.chupathingy.bandcamp.com

You'll fucking listen and like it. If you don't, well then glue your sack to a trailer hitch and tell the driver to keep going until he hits Brazil.
>> No. 1017
>>1014
I LIKE YOUR FUCKING MUSIC
>> No. 1079
FUCK EXPERIMENTAL YOU THINK MUSIC IS MAGICAL AND NOT SUBJECT TO ANY RULES ITS THE ONE PLACE YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING WELL FUCK YOU I HATE ALL OF THESE SONGS AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE KNOWING IT TOOK YOU MONTHS TO CREATE WHEN YOU COULD HAVE BEEN DOING SOMETHING SO MUCH MORE WORTHWHILE
>> No. 1082
>>1079
First song reminds me of the FUCKING SMURF'S GAMES. FUCK YOU you RIP OFF BASTARD!!
>> No. 1083
HOW ABOUT YOU LEARN A REAL FUCKING INSTRUMENT INSTEAD OF JUST PLAYING AROUND WITH BUTTONS UNTIL BLEEBLOPS APPEAR?!

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1073 No. 1073 hide quickreply [Reply]
YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME

40 FUCKING HOURS OF CODE WRITING AND YOU TAKE OFF 25 POINTS IN THE GODDAMN PROJECT REPORT, FOR SHIT YOU DIDN'T EVEN ADDRESS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING PROMPT? YOU CANDLE SNIFFING FUCK FENCE GO CLIMB A WALL OF DICKS

I WILL FUCKING END YOU, YOU PRETENTIOUS MATLAB-TEACHING FUCK. NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHAT FUCKING SWEET-ASS DEALS YOU'RE DOING IN INDUSTRY, WE JUST WANT TO LEARN THE DAMN LANGUAGE. YOU'D THINK SOMEONE WHO WAS SUCH AN AUTISTIC CODEWRITING FUCK WOULDN'T RUIN AN ENTIRE GROUP'S CLASS AVERAGE FOR WRITING A REPORT THAT WASN'T AS PEDANTIC AS YOU WANTED

I WANT TO KILL A BABBBBYYYYYYYYY

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Jesus fucking Christ.

/ask/, /mind/, /docta/, and even fucking /b/. Are you kidding me?!

You angst-ridden motherfuckers make it so damn hard for me to not lose my mind on you. Oh, you're not happy with life? You feel like you're probably acting like a wierdo half the time, and the other half you think everyone is talking about what a wierdo you are? You see how happy everyone else is, and you pretend to be happy in front of everyone when really you're dying inside? You think you could fix the world if everyone would just listen to you?

That shit describes 99.9% of the planet. Welcome to the human race, motherfucks. You know what your biggest problem is? You know what's really holding you back and dragging you down? You think you're special, that's your REAL problem, and you turned it into this woe-is-a-me-bop victim complex, like you're some unappriciated artistic soul, the only one who really FEELS, really GETS it. It shines through how special you really think you are that you don't even recognize how many times somebody with those SAME outlook problems has already been responded to around here. Hell, you don't even bother making sure that you're crying to the right advice board for your issue. You're not special though, you're just like millions of other people trying to cope with having been born in the first fuckin place.

You all act the motherfuckin' same, with the same damn mannerisms, and the same fucking additude about everything. The silliest part about that shit is that we could round you all up and put you together, and you'd still walk around feeling ackward in a crowd of people that might as well be you for all the differences you have between you.
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>> No. 1013
BUT MAYBE HUMAN BEINGS NEED CONFIRMATION SOMETIMES YOU FUCKEDICKS COCK JUGGLING ASSCLOWN

EVEN THE ASSHOLES OUTSIDE OF THIS SHIT STAINED HELL THAT IS 99CHAN NEED FUCKING CONFIRMATION YOU ASSWIZARD

WHEN THE FUCKING HELL IS YOUR DISGUSTING SHITHEAD ASS GOING TO FUCKING PULL YOUR DICK AND YOUR ASS OUT OF EACH OTHER AND GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND REALIZE THAT PEOPLE NEED AND DESERVE EMPATHY EVEN IF IT'S FOR COMMON PROBLEMS YOU AUTISTIC MONGOLOID JELLO-FAT CONSISTENCY WASTE OF ENERGY AND SPACE!!!!

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>> No. 1015
FUCK YOU YOU DICKSNIFFLING COCKFUCK, I AM NOT EVEN BEING ANGSTY WHEN I TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

I HAVE BEEN THROUGH SOME SERIOUS SHIT. THIS IS NOT SOMETHING UNIQUE, I KNOW THIS, AND IT DOES NOT MAKE IT LESS SHITTY. I AM NOT THE SAME AS THE FUCKWADS WHO CRY ON FACEBOOK ABOUT HOW BORING THEIR LIFE IS. I DO NOT EVEN FUCKING CRY, BECAUSE I CANNOT LET MYSELF, AND LIFE RARELY GET DRAMATICALLY MORE SHITTY THAN BEFORE, PROMPTING IT. LIFE IS CONSISTENTLY SHIT, AND YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE THAT.

I AM TRYING TO MAKE THE BEST OF THIS SHIT BY GETTING HELP BY AS MANY AS POSSIBLE WHO MIGHT KNOW WHAT TO DO, WHICH OBVIOUSLY EXCLUDES SHIT FOR BRAINS LIKE YOU. YOU JUDGE ME FOR THIS? YOU ARE SO GODDAMN RETARDED I CANNOT BELIEVE YOUR MOTHER DIDN'T SNAP AND KILL YOU.
>> No. 1051
>>999
that post made me a little upset
>> No. 1053
And fucking >>/docta/2574 can't use semicolons properly. Fuck him. I hope his ex starts dating his father.
>> No. 1071
best post in the universe

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