ALRIGHT LISTEN HERE YOU CUMGARGLING, SHITSNORTING CHUCKLEFUCKED-UP-BY-A-GODDAMN-LOCOMOTIVE DEGENERATES.

THIS BEAUTIFUL PLACE OF HATRED IS THE RAEGPIT, THAT'S RIGHT THE RAEGPIT NONE OF THAT 'CORRECT' GARBAGE GOES ON HERE.

THE REASON YOU'RE HERE IS BECAUSE YOU'RE MAD, NOT JUST ANY KIND OF MAD.
IT'S THAT KIND OF MAD THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO KICK DOGS AND PUT SMALL FARM ANIMALS INTO MEATGRINDERS.

COUPLE OF RULES.

1) THIS IS MY HOUSE, HEAR ME RAEG.

2) I COULDN'T GIVE A HOT FUCK ABOUT WHAT PISSES YOU OFF BUT YOU HAD BETTER BE FUCKING PISSED WHEN YOU POST ABOUT IT.

2a) THAT MEANS I WANT TO SEE EITHER YOUR SHIFT KEYS GETTING HORRIBLY MOLESTED AS YOU PUSH THOSE FUCKERS DOWN INTO THE BOARD AS YOU RAGE ON IN HERE OR I WANT TO SEE YOUR CAPS LOCK GET SOME LOVING ATTENTION LIKE YOU DID IN PE CLASS ON THAT BEAUTIFUL FRIDAY MORNING.

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YOU KNOW WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS? WHEN YOU'RE EATING A SALAD AND YOU GRAB A BIG BITE OF NOTHING BUT GODDAMNED LETTUCE. NO VINAIGRETTE, NO CROUTONS, JUST TASTELESS GREEN PIECES OF SHIT. AND THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY TO SPREAD THE VINAGRETTE/CROUTONS/OTHER INGREDIENTS EVENLY SO THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOU'LL GET A REASONABLE PORTION OF EVERYTHING, NO SIR. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOU'RE GONNA GET THESE BIG BITES OF BULLSHIT AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO AVOID IT. FUCK SALAD, AND FUCK VEGETARIANS.

WINDOWS 8.

JESUS FUCK, WHO LIKES THIS ABOMINATION? FUCK

FUCKING DIPSHIT ASSHOLE COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKERS GO AHEAD AND DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT BUT I PUT ONE FUCKING TOE OUT OF LINE AND I GET FUCKING KILLED. I HATE YOU FUCKING FUCKS.

REDDIT USERS ARE LITERALLY THE WORST FUCKING PEOPLE. ITS LIKE THEY ARE SELF ENTITLED PRICKS JUST BECAUSE THEY SIT BEHIND A COMPUTER AND BE COMPLETE ASSHOLES FUCK REDDIT

NY KNIFE LAWS THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY

GUESS EVERYONE GETS TOO TIRED OF BEING ANGRY AND JUST WANTS TO SHITPOST ABOUT ANON'S G/F AND THE NEXT BIG NIGNOG IN PORN. GUESS WHAT? GOOD FOR THEM. TIRED OF READING OVER ALL THEIR PUSSY-FUELED NOSEHAIR PULLING. STAY WITH GREENPEACE AND THAT FURRY PINK SHITSTAIN MOVEMENT. WHEN A REAL PROBLEM STRIKES THE EARTH, THEY'LL BE KNEE-DEEP IN ROCK VOMMIT AND CHICKEN GREASE.
THE WORLD NEEDS PROBLEM SOLVERS! GUESS WHAT - HATE AND ANGER SOLVES PROBLEMS, AND REAL FUCKIN FAST. START GETTING A TASTE OF VINT-RAGE 2016 WHILE AIR-WASTING POSERS ARE STILL SIPPING ON 2007.

WHY GOD DAMN IT? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALLOWED TO STAND AROUND DOING JACK SHIT ALL DAY AND THEN LEAVE ME YOUR FUCKING MESSES TO CLEAN UP? JESUS CHRIST YOU HAVE MULTIPLE PEOPLE WORKING ALL DAY AND ONE FUCKING GUY, ME, TO DO THE NIGHT WORK. AND YOU HAVE THE GALL TO LEAVE ME SEVERAL CARTS OF BACKSTOCK WHEN I SEE YOU FUCKERS STANDING AROUND RUNNING YOUR MOUTHS INSTEAD OF FUCKING BEING USEFUL? I HOPE YOU ALL BREAK YOUR LEGS SO YOU CAN LEAVE AND SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO WORK CAN COME IN AND TAKE YOUR JOB!

AND TO THE SHITSMEAR THAT'S ABOUT TO POST TELLING ME TO GET A BETTER JOB: DON'T YOU THINK I'M TRYING YOU CUP OF ASSROT?

FUCK THE FUCK OFF AND STOP TRYING TO STAY AFTER WE CLOSE YOU BRAINDEAD ASSHOLES I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE AND BURN IN HELL.

FUCKING DIPSHIT ASSHOLE CHILDREN AND FUCKUP RETARD QUARTER-ASS TROLLS HAVE RUINED THE INTERNET. I WANT THEM ALL TO CATCH FIRE AND DIE.

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>>	Learn2Love 4chanD 15/06/17(Wed)02:19 No. 1310 File 143452195391.jpg - (58.78KB , 729x1025 , 4chanPetplay.jpg ) I learned on 4chan's petplay thread that if you pretend to be a pet it makes things sooo much funner. You should try that to relax. <3 (NIGGA WAS NIGGA'D FOR THEIR NIGGA)

>>	Anonymous 15/08/23(Sun)14:36 No. 1314 >>1308 WHAT KIND SHITTY ASS PARENTS CALL THEIR KID ABUJARJAR

>>	Anonymous 15/08/27(Thu)17:51 No. 1315 >>1314 Fuck you for thinking your boring-ass white names are better than this kid's badass Muslim name, you fucking racist piece of shit

>>	Anonymous 15/09/02(Wed)21:42 No. 1316 Fuck you for thinking your stereotypical sandjockey names are better than a name like "Magnus", you camel-fucking dune-coon.

>>	Anonymous 15/09/07(Mon)07:39 No. 1317 >>1315 Go back to sucking goat cock you terrorist shitstain.

fucking tired of the loud niggers in the break room. I want to relax on my break, not listen to 2 niggers yell while sitting directly across from each other like its the prison mess hall.

>>	Anonymous 15/03/02(Mon)14:12 No. 1302 call the police and simply say "there are blacks"

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Anonymous 15/03/14(Sat)21:07 No. 1304 File 142638166747.jpg - (132.96KB , 650x547 , 10957684_946643152012808_752303838147663400_n.jpg ) To make a broader point, why the fuck do black people have to be loud as fuck all the time? It's like the conversation they're having is so fucking important that the fate of the universe rests on everyone in the room/store/club/subway hearing it. Lincoln set you free, negroes, you can stop being attention whores.

I know no one will hear this on account of the abysmal traffic on this back-water site but FUCK. EVERYTHING. WHY WAS I BORN A FUCKING AUTISTIC 'SPERG!? I'M NO CHRIS CHAN BUT I'M STILL A FUCKING AUTIST WHO FUCKING TALKS TO HIMSELF, FAILS TO MAKE FRIENDS, AND FUCKING TARD-RAGES ALL THE GODDAMN TIME. FUCK ASPERGERS! FUCK AUTISM! AND FUCK THE PEOPLE WHO IDENTIFY WITH IT AND THINK IT MAKES THEM A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE! WHY THE FUCK WAS I BORN THIS WAY? WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T MY HIPPY-ASS MOM JUST ABORT BOTH ME AND MY FUCKING RETARDED SISTER!?!?! SERIOUSLY MY SISTER IS LITTERALLY THE FEMALE VERSION OF CHRIS CHAN! SHE THINKS THAT ONE DAY SHE'LL BE ABLE TO MAKE SOME SORT OF FUCKING CARTOON OUT OF HER FUCKING SONIC CROSSOVER ORGY! SHE FUCKING SKIPS BACK AND FOURTH ACROSS THE DAMN HOUSE LISTENING TO MY LITTLE PONY MUSIC ON HER SHITTY-ASS WALKMAN WHILE MUMBLING LINES FROM HER FUTURE FAN-FICTION AND WATCHING NICK JR SHOWS FOR PRESCHOOLERS. WHAT'S WORSE IS THAT EVERY TIME I TELL HER TO GROW THE FUCK UP, NO MATTER HOW POLITELY, MY PARENTS SCOLD ME AND TELL ME "THAT'S JUST WHO SHE IS!" AND "SHE'S NOT WEIRD SHE'S JUST DIFFERENT." AND I'M NO BETTER. EVEN THOUGH I TRY TO CHANGE MYSELF I'M STILL A FUCKING DEGENERATE ASS-PIE!!! WHEN MY COMPUTER DECIDES TO BE A SHIT I FUCKING SPERG OUT AND SLAM MY FIST INTO IT AS I SCREAM ABOUT GENOCIDE!!! I'M FUCKING WRITING THIS RIGHT NOW ON A LAPTOP WITH A HALF BROKEN SCREEN!!! ALL MY FRIENDS ARE FUCKING AUTISTIC NERDS WITH NO FUTURE BECAUSE I HAVE SUCH A FUCKING HARD TIME TALKING TO PEOPLE WHO AREN'T IN FUCKING SPECIAL ED. PEOPLE TELL MY MY ASPERGERS IS MILD. I'M NOT SO FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT! SURE, I HAVEN'T TAKEN SPECIAL ED CLASSES SINCE 5TH GRADE (AND BEFORE YOU GO SAYING "LOL UNDERAGE B&" I AM AN 18 YEAR OLD HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR). I THINK I'M SMART ENOUGH FOR COLLEGE BUT I'M FUCKING LAZY AS FUCK, UNEMPLOYED, AND I'M A FUCKING NECK-BEARDED, BETA VIRGIN! I CANT' TALK TO NORMAL PEOPLE FOR SHIT AND I HAVE NO PERSONALITY THAT ISN'T SOMEHOW DERIVED FROM SHIT I SEE OTHER PEOPLE DO. I WAS IN DENIAL BEFORE BUT NOW I KNOW --- I'LL ALWAYS BE A SPERG. I WILL NEVER CHANGE. WHY THE FUCK DO I DO THE THINGS I DO?! AND WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I CONTROL THEM!?!?! I EXPECT THE USUAL "KILL YOURSELF" RESPONSES TO THIS POST AND I PERSONALLY DON'T CARE. AUTISTS LIKE ME DESERVE TO BE SHIT ON. SERIOUSLY, I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN A FUCKING ASSPIE AND NOW I'M CONSIDERING BECOMING AN HERO BECAUSE OF IT. FUCK MY LIFE. FUCK MY BROKEN COMPUTER!!! AND FUCK THIS FUCKING SPERGEY RANT!!!

WHY GOD DAMN IT? WHY DO YOU LET YOURSELF GET SO FUCKING WORKED UP OVER FUCKING NOTHING! THE RED LIGHT CAN'T HEAR YOU! YOU HAVE NOWHERE TO BE TODAY! FOR FUCK SAKE STOP COMPLAINING! YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE YOURSELF A FUCKING HEART ATTACK YOU INSANE BITCH!

GO DAMN IT YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO BLAME ME FOR BEING ANGRY WHEN YOU WOKE ME UP BY SCREAMING AT YOUR GOD DAMN COMPUTER AGAIN?! LISTEN YOU ARROGANT BITCH YOU HAVE BEEN AT HOME EVERY FUCKING DAY EXCEPT YESTERDAY THIS WEEK AND YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO BITCH ABOUT ANYTHING! KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF BEFORE I SKIN YOU AND LEAVE YOUR HEAD ON A PIKE AS A WARNING TO THE NEXT OVER ENTITLED BITCH WHO THINKS THE UNIVERSE NOT ONLY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT HER BUT IS ACTIVELY TRYING TO FUCK WITH HER. DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOU ARE THAT IMPORTANT? FUCK NO!

THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME THIS SHIT HAS HAPPENED EITHER. THIS BITCH ONCE WOKE ME UP YEARS AGO BY CHARGING INTO MY ROOM SCREAMING AND TRYING TO RIP THE ROUTER OUT OF THE WALL BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T FUCKING CONNECT TO THE INTERNET. TECHNICAL SUPPORT? RATIONAL QUESTIONS? THINKING THOUGH THE PROBLEM? NAH FUCK THAT SHIT, I'LL JUST SCREAM AT IT UNTIL IT WORKS. WHEN HAS THIS WORKED? WHEN WILL IT WORK? THE ANSWER IS NEVER YOU FUCKSHIT!

EAT SHIT AND DIE

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF THE FUCKING WORTHLESS NIGGER WHO LIVES IN THE ROOM BENEATH ME DOESN'T SWITCH OFF HIS SHITTY FUCKING MUSIC I'M GOING TO KNOCK HIS DOOR DOWN, UNPLUG HIS FUCKED UP, ANCIENT, STAINED, AND GRAINY AS SHIT SOUND SYSTEM AND GARROTE HIM WITH THE POWER CORD.

THIS IS NOT THE FIRST FUCKING TIME I'VE HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT. ONE TIME IT WENT ON UNTIL FOUR IN THE MORNING AND I SWITCHED OFF THE POWER AT THE FUSEBOX BECAUSE I HAD AN EXAM THE NEXT DAY. I HAVE TALKED TO HIM ABOUT THIS EXACT FUCKING THING ABOUT 50 TIMES, AND STILL HE PUTS HIS FUCKING SPEAKERS RIGHT NEAR WHERE THE FIREPLACE USED TO BE, SO IT ECHOES UP THE CHIMNEY INTO MY ROOM.

All I want is for my walls TO NOT FUCKING VIBRATE TO THE TUNE OF SHITTY URBAN NIGGER MUSIC AT FOUR IN THE GODDAMN MORNING.

NOT ONLY THIS, BUT HE FUCKING SMOKES WEED IN THE HOUSE, WHICH MEANS I'M PROBABLY GOING TO LOSE MY SECURITY DEPOSIT, BECAUSE THE FUCKING SMELL HAS LEECHED INTO THE CARPETS.

I AM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER HIM.

FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING BITCH INSTEAD OF PULLING BEHIND ME AT THE STOP SIGN LIKE A NORMAL PERSON WOULD SQUEAK IN BESIDE ME TO TURN RIGHT WITH HER ECO BOX SORRY PEACE OF SHIT AND RIPS MY GOD DAMN FUCKING REAR VIEW MIRROR OFF AND TAKES OFF!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU CUNT IF I SEE YOU AGAIN I WILL PHYSICALLY REMOVE YOU FROM YOUR VEHICLE AND SMASH YOUR SKULL INTO MY FRONT BUMPER. I WISH I HAD JEDI POWERS TO FORCE CHOKE OTHER IGNORANT DRIVERS FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU FUCKING WHAT? YOU TRAIN THE GOD DAMN ANIMAL TO SCREAM AT SHIT UNTIL SHE GET WHAT THE FUCK SHE WANTS AND THEN ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO BITCH WHEN SHE DOES THIS? I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD YOU MAKE ME WANT TO RIP YOUR FUCKING JAW OFF! YOU DO NOTHING BUT BITCH AND BITCH AND BITCH! IF YOU DO NOT STOP THIS GOD DAMN INSANITY I WILL STRAP YOU DOWN AND LIGHT YOU THE FUCK ON FIRE!

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