99chan

sawp by regs - 11/18/09 @ 10:44AM PST#

So we did some stuff around the site. Not sure if you notice but we did. Also working on methods of trying to improve the site. We've also been monitoring the board request thread in /tttm/ and have implemented a few of the boards suggested, I would like to add more but we're going to need some moderators to fill in the roll for those boards. This moderation team will be a second shift so to speak for our current mods. If you're interested please contact me with the board you're suggesting we implement and why you would make a good mod. Please for fucks sake no resumes.

also /regs/ is back on this server (so no more cp)

lag by ATG - 9/21/09 @ 5:10AM PDT#

I'm dicking with the backup system, so the site may lag a bit this morning. It won't take more than a couple hours, so please refrain from panicking about the surely-it's-a-DDOS on IRC. Edit: Lag is all done for now :)

CP by sundevil - 8/30/09 @ 1:02PM PDT#

Happy Birthday Tucker

Stuff by oh - 8/28/09 @ 10:32AM PDT#

The lovely folks at Jabcomix sent our host a DMCA takedown notice for some content on /do/. Even though the content was removed in a timely fashion, our host is a bunch of incompetent morons great guys and got our site running again in a week!

If shit like that happens again, we have an offshore host to update you at status.99chan.org. If the domain goes down then http://99chan.wordpress.com will also work.

IRC by ATG - 8/18/09 @ 10:21PM PDT#

http://99chan.org/irc/
Now you have no excuse.

Donations by regs - 7/27/09 @ 11:03AM PDT#

Hey, sun just told me that we need donations, like bad. The bill is a few hundred dollars and we need your help or we're going to not exist, and we're not really interested in spamming the site with shitty ads.

So please, donate 99moreyears@gmail.com (paypal dude) or get in touch with one of the admins on irc or by emailing one of us.

If you donate $20 or more you'll receive an autographed item of mine (pubes, used condom, drugs etc) So far we have about $27, so we're a little short we're just about there guys, keep 'em coming :3. Also if you're bored and can't seem to get off to our pornoboards check out/upload to pussychan, I have been uploading some rather nice greasy videos ;3

وفي وقت لاحق اﻷشخاص ثري إم by regs - 7/3/09 @ 6:40PM PDT#

99 شان قد بيعت. نحن بيعت منه حوالي 99 منظمة إرهابية العذارى (انظر هناك ماذا فعلنا) وجميع النفط يمكننا أبدا بحاجة إليها. ويبدو أنها وضعت شيئا هذا الضرب من يريد الذهاب الى موقع لاستغلال مصادرنا أن تفعل ذلك. نحن مع أي تهدئة لأن له نحن مع كل من رائعة المراس باغتصاب العذارى لنا وكذلك بيع قطع من السوبر غنية منا مبالغ كبيرة من النفط الخام.

Happy [belated] Birthday by regs - 6/24/09 @ 6:30PM PDT#

So as of June 14 we are 1 year old, it has been quite an eventful year filled with many suprises and road blocks. To celebrate our birthday we have composed a small statistical list for you guys.

99chan by the numbers
DDOS Attacks: 5
DMCA Takedown Notices: 472
Webhosts: 2
Domain Hijacks: 4
Pissed off parents: 11
Users Banned: 19,452
Times gununu has been banned: 512
Users in jail: 2
Disk Space used: 79.54GB
Wordfilters: 43
Number of times oh has flipped out: 9,073
Stump pictures: 7
Anus pictures: 3
Time Regs hasn't been high in the past year: Approx 45 minutes
Internal sabotoge attempts: 2
Suicide Attempts: 1 (we can do better than this)
Chicken Digger Record Drops: 13
Staff Members Dead: 4
Sex Changes: 3
Times Michael Jackson died: 1

What a year it has been, here is to another year of us going strong.

Also if you happen to be in the browsing mood, I recommend checking out the Drift Avengers. They're some pretty good friends of mine and it's worth checking out if you're into any sort of automotive interests.

Paisley, Retard Strength and my balls possibly being set on fire by regs - 6/6/09 @ 7:34PM PDT#

Well, due to popular demand we have added the Paisley style to the style sheet selection, soon we'll be adding a few more styles.

Also Zimmy is bitching at me to remind you guys about /78chan/, so please for the love of god go there and do something so Zimmy won't go all retard strong and kill me.

Speaking of people killing me, sun said that if we don't reach the server bill he's going to light my dick on fire and burn off my jewfro, or maybe it's the other way around... either way donate 99moreyears@gmail.com

78chan lives again by oh - 6/4/09 @ 10:35PM PDT#

Greetings,

Yours truly stayed up all night slaving over a filthy computer to create this: 78chan RESTORED. Unfortunately, the images could not be restored. If you don't know what 78chan was, please step forward to be castrated and banned.

~Toodles

before we're taken down and waterboarded by regs - 5/26/09 @ 7:04PM PDT#

Hello, as you can see below we're obviously getting to something big here, so the governments might try to cover stuff up, don't be fooled!

To combat this we made /regs/, this of this board as another /b/ except without any bullshit, we have a no dicks policy on the board so please take that into account.

Also, just so I stop getting emails about it, we made you a /mu/.

Now, I gotta go because big brother is about to triangulate on my signal.

Organization by lolbifrons - 4/26/09 @ 9:33PM PDT#

As you can see, the boards have all been reorganized into (hopefully) intuitive categories. Enjoy.

Mental Health ha ha as if we know anything about it by Actual - 4/25/09 @ 8:01PM PDT#

/mind/ - because all your emo wailing is cluttering up various of the other boards.

Go craz- I.. I mean "I hope you find the board useful".

HUH? by sundevil - 4/7/09 @ 12:15PM PDT#

WTF JUST HAPPEN?

(Kind of) new boards by lolbifrons - 3/9/09 @ 3:03PM PDT#

So yeah, as many of you may have noticed, I recently went about creating two new boards, as well as adding two new moderators specific to said boards. These boards are /c/ - Craftwork and Artisanship and /q/ - Combat and Martial Arts. Enjoy being /c/unts and /q/ueers.

Nothing exciting by oh - 2/12/09 @ 2:21PM PST#

99chan is currently running a beta version of Serissa. If you encounter any bugs make sure to report them in /tttm/. Otherwise, things should be a lot faster with a 400k drop in memory usage.