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OH GOD. Smurph 12/02/13(Mon)21:47 No. 734 ID: 8dbe32

OH FUCK. I JUST GOT HOME AND FOUND MY LAWYER, GROUCHO TESTIBERG'S GLASSES ON THE FLOOR. GROUCHO'S BEEN KIDNAPPED.

There are signs of a scuffle. Nearby are the following objects: a Commodore 64 Power supply, an NES controller with sharp bite marks on the top right corner, a foam clown nose, an "I <3 PIE" pin, and a jizz rag (not pictured). HELP, I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN.

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>>	Horaticus 12/02/14(Tue)00:12 No. 736 ID: 475bd7 Oh no... OH GOD NO!!!! /examine bite marks on the NES controller

>>	Horaticus 12/02/14(Tue)13:07 No. 742 ID: 815d6d Cancer!

Smurph 12/02/14(Tue)17:39 No. 743 ID: 8dbe32
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>>736
You examine the bite marks on the NES controller. They are small, deep and bite-like. Possibly from a small animal with sharp canines, such as a cat or weasel of some sort.

You put the controller back where you found it.

>>	twitch 12/02/14(Tue)20:22 No. 749 ID: b3f407 /take foam clown nose

>>	Horaticus 12/02/15(Wed)17:30 No. 757 ID: 69d199 /wrap Commodore 64 power supply around face in attempt to blend in with ninjas who may or may not have kidnapped Groucho Testiberg

>>	Smurph 12/02/23(Thu)00:25 No. 787 ID: 8dbe32 IT SEEMS THAT MM386.EXE HAS SOMEHOW DISLODGED ITSELF FROM RESIDENT MEMORY, GAME PROGRESS IS SAVED AND WILL BE LOADED AT A FUTURE DATE.

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