OMG you look about 12 y's old.

actually turned twenty a few days ago~
and been in this shit branch for over a year.

where the fuck is lopan, i need to fight him.

>>535
He ragequit/got permabanned/got zlined.

How's it going? Long time no see.

not much marty, spend most of my days getting hazed because my dad is a retired gunny and they seem to think i'm an entitled asshole.


i can't help but think lopan is passed out in a ditch somewhere right now. :/

>>551
Last time you were here, you were an entitled asshole.

Hopefully you've improved.

>>552

twitch if i remember correctly you didn't like me because they made me a supermod for all of five minutes and i kept bringing it up because it was funny to see you and others get pissed about it.

over all though i'm just really aloof now a days. i chain smoke like a fifty year old cat woman and focus on doing whatever i'm told to do. i figure if i do well enough and pick up corporal within the year, i'll just use my free time to fuck with the junior enlisted as sport, since that's all ncos do anyway.

how've you been?

>>553
I don't ever remembering you being a mod. I'm pretty sure a sizable chunk of people were annoyed with you because of your situation involving your daughter.

>>557

how was that annoying?
though, funny story: ended up marrying the mother of my daughter.

then got divorced seven months later.

fuck the weekend when you're broke and can't afford to go to hollywood

Remember when you were all like "I got this girl pregnant I'm going to join the Marines so I can provide for her. I won't ever be able to see her ever because I'll be in the Marines but that's the sacrifice I must make!"

And remember how we were all like "Dude, don't deliberately take a job that takes you away from your daughter. Also, the Marines is going to fucking suck."

And then you were all like "I'm from a military family, I know what I'm getting into! Also, this is the only way I can really provide for my daughter. Also, I'm marrying my baby mama!"

And then we were all "OK bro good luck."

And now you hate the Marines and your marriage fell apart.

i do remember that!
hindsight 20/20, totally should've just joined the chair force like my dad suggested.
but to be fair, i never should've married that crazy bitch to begin with.

Yea. You didn't improve.

SAGE has been used.

Should have stayed with that hot bitch with glasses.

>>566

i see you haven't either.

>>567

maggie? another funny story: i'm getting married to her as soon as my divorce with my baby's mom is finalized. it's a hella long process.

let's hope this one at least lasts a year, eh?

also: the military is one big gay joke.

>>568


We know hence why we aren't in it. Also 20 years old and onto your 2nd marriage. God damn.

>>569

gotta keep myself entertained somehow. and playing with my hair only goes so far.

>>569
live fast, marry young

so when i get my $10,000 bonus, what should i spend it on?

a buddy and i were thinking of pooling our bonuses and making a decent budget porn and selling it. you can make a pretty good porn with $20,000 i'd imagine.

How about you invest it into your daughter's future, you prick.

>>576
What he said.
Seriously. You're a prick.

I'll just lock this thread because it's going the wrong way pronto...