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A note of reassurance Dongcules 12/01/08(Sun)01:26 No. 225 ID: 71037f

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Fair denizens of /hor/,
Forgive my absence.

In recent times this board has been filled with my kinsmen, strong and proud with no need for a protector. As a true soldier of /hor/ I felt that my presence would only be a hindrance in this time of masculinity and instead have been watching silently from the shadows.

We are now in a time of change; A chance to fix the imbalance. I hope that soon I will be able to once again look around at the fair maidens of /hor/ and stand strong and proud, but for now I will watch.

Know this, fair people;
You have not been forgotten.

-Dongcules

>>	Casanova!!DjLmxjAQyw 12/01/08(Sun)02:03 No. 226 ID: b514e9 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>	Twitch 12/01/08(Sun)02:09 No. 227 ID: b3f407 File 132600654013.jpg - (35.20KB , 400x300 , myloahd.jpg ) >>225

>>	Horaticus 12/01/08(Sun)19:03 No. 231 ID: 7953ce Sugoi as hell.

>>	Nemo 12/01/08(Sun)23:24 No. 252 ID: 42ab5e File 132608308916.jpg - (52.48KB , 458x261 , lux9wnp54N1qbaoef.jpg ) rude

>>	para(EDEN)dise 12/03/18(Sun)10:21 No. 972 ID: 38f568 :0 My savior, hast thou returned!? I request nothing but the best of your old photos, accompanied by new ones, for your dong is truly a beaut.

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The Bug!iiA80eLVpY 11/12/29(Thu)20:10 No. 75 ID: 9d6f3f

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I miss the rainbows.

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>>	...i haz boner... VodkaJester 12/05/01(Tue)22:49 No. 1361 ID: 5be450 Your pics are amzing, and i thank you for gracing us w/your beauty.

>>	Horaticus 12/05/18(Fri)17:38 No. 1442 ID: 019c24 You still around? =3

>>	Horaticus 12/05/18(Fri)17:40 No. 1443 ID: 019c24 You do requests? =3

>>	Horaticus 12/06/07(Thu)05:04 No. 1716 ID: d89d0e >>1150 =))

>>	Horaticus 12/08/03(Fri)21:11 No. 2122 ID: c0716d bump because you are beautiful and i am in love with you

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Jajŏngŏ 12/03/12(Mon)20:35 No. 890 ID: bb1af0

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sup /hor/

amidoinitrite?

>>	Horaticus 12/03/13(Tue)02:10 No. 895 ID: d49be2 Not really no. SAGE has been used.

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Skullkid I !WcGYG.OIbs 12/02/28(Tue)14:16 No. 815 ID: 11edac

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I am skull kid.

...And this is my bass.

>>	Horaticus 12/02/28(Tue)15:50 No. 817 ID: e2c31d yeah, but can you play it with your dick?

>>	Skullkid I !WcGYG.OIbs 12/03/03(Sat)09:36 No. 843 ID: 11edac >>817 No, and I do not wish to.

>>	Horaticus 12/03/04(Sun)07:15 No. 845 ID: 87f684 >>843 I can already tell this is going to be disappointing.

>>	Horaticus 12/06/01(Fri)06:48 No. 1633 ID: 99a198 These threads are why I love it here.

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OH GOD. Smurph 12/02/13(Mon)21:47 No. 734 ID: 8dbe32

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OH FUCK. I JUST GOT HOME AND FOUND MY LAWYER, GROUCHO TESTIBERG'S GLASSES ON THE FLOOR. GROUCHO'S BEEN KIDNAPPED.

There are signs of a scuffle. Nearby are the following objects: a Commodore 64 Power supply, an NES controller with sharp bite marks on the top right corner, a foam clown nose, an "I <3 PIE" pin, and a jizz rag (not pictured). HELP, I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN.

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>>	Horaticus 12/02/14(Tue)13:07 No. 742 ID: 815d6d Cancer!

Smurph 12/02/14(Tue)17:39 No. 743 ID: 8dbe32
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>>736
You examine the bite marks on the NES controller. They are small, deep and bite-like. Possibly from a small animal with sharp canines, such as a cat or weasel of some sort.

You put the controller back where you found it.

>>	twitch 12/02/14(Tue)20:22 No. 749 ID: b3f407 /take foam clown nose

>>	Horaticus 12/02/15(Wed)17:30 No. 757 ID: 69d199 /wrap Commodore 64 power supply around face in attempt to blend in with ninjas who may or may not have kidnapped Groucho Testiberg

>>	Smurph 12/02/23(Thu)00:25 No. 787 ID: 8dbe32 IT SEEMS THAT MM386.EXE HAS SOMEHOW DISLODGED ITSELF FROM RESIDENT MEMORY, GAME PROGRESS IS SAVED AND WILL BE LOADED AT A FUTURE DATE.

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longsharks 12/01/26(Thu)21:50 No. 534 ID: 51f9ab

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So few quality gents on /hor/ these days.

Don't have tits but at least I have style.

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>>	Horaticus 12/01/27(Fri)21:29 No. 563 ID: 7f4d5a Are you trying to look like Chuck Norris? Okay.

>>	Tri 12/02/09(Thu)23:30 No. 686 ID: e7c634 Are you jewish?

>>	longsharks 12/02/10(Fri)21:42 No. 700 ID: 51f9ab >>686 No. >>605 It's my "not giving a fuck" beard. No work at all put into it.

>>	Tri 12/02/13(Mon)01:53 No. 721 ID: e7c634 >>700 Shame...

>>	longsharks 12/02/16(Thu)16:37 No. 761 ID: 9ea1b9 >>721 Suggest a style and I'll consider it.

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Horaticus 12/01/12(Thu)14:45 No. 357 ID: 4d16a3

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i have never done this

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>>	Horaticus 12/01/12(Thu)15:48 No. 361 ID: 4d16a3 File 132640128356.jpg - (123.61KB , 1080x720 , Fotografi den 12-01-12 kl_ 21_45.jpg ) >>360 sorry baby. i think i am the only scandinavian here, besides that swedish fashion guy who looked like a chick. he vanished from /hor/ some time ago.

>>	Twitch 12/01/12(Thu)21:50 No. 365 ID: b3f407 >>357 "i have never done this" There's a good reason why.

>>	Horaticus 12/01/24(Tue)13:41 No. 507 ID: 289a62 Are you a model?

>>	Horaticus 12/01/26(Thu)06:16 No. 522 ID: 93d9bb are you prone to cutting yourself ?

>>	Horaticus 12/01/27(Fri)10:41 No. 548 ID: 265f31 You are attractive as fuck. post a shirtless pic :) <3

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:| fizzlefozzle 12/01/25(Wed)20:06 No. 519 ID: 97ebd1 Locked

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fucking hate being a Marine

(You should be ashamed of yourself, go provide for your kid like you should now that you're a parent you self-centered piece of scum)
(Seriously. You claimed to join the friggin' army to "provide" for this kid. Now that you're getting money, you want to spend it on an expensive porn? Fuck you.)

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>>	Horaticus 12/01/28(Sat)18:54 No. 572 ID: d3a8bc >>569 live fast, marry young

fizzlefozzle 12/01/28(Sat)21:12 No. 573 ID: 97ebd1
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so when i get my $10,000 bonus, what should i spend it on?

a buddy and i were thinking of pooling our bonuses and making a decent budget porn and selling it. you can make a pretty good porn with $20,000 i'd imagine.

>>	Horaticus 12/01/29(Sun)02:37 No. 576 ID: f8f7eb How about you invest it into your daughter's future, you prick.

>>	Twitch 12/01/29(Sun)02:44 No. 577 ID: b3f407 >>576 What he said. Seriously. You're a prick.

>>	Solidus ## Faggot ## 12/01/29(Sun)02:57 No. 579 ID: 4c032b I'll just lock this thread because it's going the wrong way pronto...

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Horaticus 12/01/19(Thu)08:49 No. 457 ID: 5fa15d

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What the fresh hell is going on here? Where the DAMN is the NEMO thread? It's just not right...

>>	Horaticus 12/01/19(Thu)10:45 No. 458 ID: 495ace She's not dead, she'll make another one. Chill. I've no idea who deleted it, probably she did. She has the right to, after all. Maybe someone said mean things. I wasn't keeping up. But she'll come around again. All /hor/s do.

>>	Horaticus 12/01/23(Mon)08:43 No. 495 ID: 5fa15d >>458 >Chill NO! I'M GOING TO THROW A TANTRUM AND KICK THINGS!

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Horaticus 11/12/28(Wed)04:08 No. 45 ID: 0a5882

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hi, i am Erik and this is Jill !

>>	Horaticus 11/12/29(Thu)03:25 No. 57 ID: c5c9a8 You know, at one time 3.9 females posted on this board simultaneously. (the .9 was missing an arm) SAGE has been used.

>>	Horaticus 12/01/10(Tue)02:50 No. 313 ID: 43f02c good thing ive got 2 arms and 1 hand

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